my poor, poor puppy....


i didn't know the garner fireworks were tonight....


he was home alone in his crate when they went off....


he peed all over himself

7/3/2011 11:10:19 PM

awwww poor sam

7/3/2011 11:13:02 PM

i think i'll be a good mommy and give him a beer to help calm his nerves

7/3/2011 11:14:45 PM

shit, now I gotta learn Twitter.

7/3/2011 11:15:04 PM

if amedeo's is gonna have attractive girls hanging out there I may have to wander over there more often

7/3/2011 11:21:03 PM

i want to get so fucking drunk right now

what is stopping me

7/3/2011 11:22:40 PM

7/3/2011 11:27:33 PM

how is the dancing bear stopping him from drinking?

7/3/2011 11:28:59 PM

its encouraging him I hope, it'd encourage me

7/3/2011 11:34:40 PM

7/3/2011 11:35:59 PM

well a giant pink penis running down a path in the woods definitely makes me want to drink

7/3/2011 11:37:24 PM

I ate so much today and I could still eat more

7/3/2011 11:37:44 PM

let's get shitfaced

i'm buying

7/3/2011 11:37:57 PM

come pick me up and i'm in

7/3/2011 11:38:22 PM

don't you mean I'm* in?

7/3/2011 11:39:02 PM

me three

7/3/2011 11:39:13 PM

FUCK YEAH


[Edited on July 3, 2011 at 11:39 PM. Reason : !!!!!!!!]

7/3/2011 11:39:35 PM

yes

[Edited on July 3, 2011 at 11:40 PM. Reason : and saps is WAY scarier than me ]

7/3/2011 11:39:51 PM

7/3/2011 11:40:08 PM

look for a 1990 honda civic with dice on the mirror and HONDURAS across the top of the windshield

7/3/2011 11:40:50 PM

what color...

there are a couple of those around here

7/3/2011 11:41:36 PM

white with fluorescent green wheel wells

7/3/2011 11:42:00 PM

pretty sure you live next to me

7/3/2011 11:42:28 PM

curb feelers and a neon license plate?

7/3/2011 11:42:34 PM

it's like you've seen my car

7/3/2011 11:43:25 PM

i see it all the time

7/3/2011 11:44:01 PM

because you live next to me

7/3/2011 11:45:08 PM

let's get drunk, neighbor

7/3/2011 11:45:22 PM

damnit...

i should have stayed at saps'

[Edited on July 3, 2011 at 11:46 PM. Reason : p.s....i came home to read and drink beer...i've done neither so far]

7/3/2011 11:45:45 PM

working on it, come on over

7/3/2011 11:47:03 PM

LP78 come back to saps'

[Edited on July 3, 2011 at 11:47 PM. Reason : we're gonna get drunk and we can read too]

7/3/2011 11:47:27 PM

DO IT

7/3/2011 11:48:08 PM

i can't leave my dog again...

i already caused him to piss all over himself once tonight...


i think i should spend some time with him now

7/3/2011 11:48:20 PM

bring him with you, maybe we can teach him to read

7/3/2011 11:48:47 PM

bring your book

i'll read it out loud to you in my Hank Hill voice

[Edited on July 3, 2011 at 11:49 PM. Reason : and bring your dog too]

[Edited on July 3, 2011 at 11:49 PM. Reason : POST 420]

7/3/2011 11:48:49 PM

^^it'd be way fucking cooler if you could teach him to drive

7/3/2011 11:49:18 PM

bring him over, I'll teach him to drive

7/3/2011 11:49:43 PM

but i need for him to drive me there

7/3/2011 11:50:05 PM

lazy ass

7/3/2011 11:51:07 PM

don't talk about sam like that

7/3/2011 11:51:45 PM

i'll pick you both up, i don't really drive a civic

it's actually a white/fluorescent green prelude

7/3/2011 11:54:18 PM

jesus, someone needs a friend

7/3/2011 11:56:18 PM

well damn, guess we arent neighbors

7/3/2011 11:56:42 PM

can we go to Knightdale to get drunk

i heard they have beer there

7/3/2011 11:57:38 PM

do they have bananas and blow?

7/3/2011 11:59:01 PM

i don't like bananas

7/4/2011 12:01:39 AM

Why is my apartment shaking?

7/4/2011 12:09:58 AM

Deadmau5?

Fireworks?

7/4/2011 12:10:53 AM

I need this pain to stop so I can go to sleep

7/4/2011 12:12:54 AM

they have blow and i'll call and tell them to hide the bananas

7/4/2011 12:13:23 AM