I don't remember the last time I was really excited about something. What is wrong with me.

7/5/2011 9:44:11 AM

7/5/2011 9:51:44 AM

7/5/2011 9:52:01 AM

after eating a pair of hot dogs last night, i thought that 1 more would be pretty good

i did not think that 60 more would be good at all

7/5/2011 9:57:22 AM

wtf

http://abcnews.go.com/Health/reporter-mac-mcclelland-stages-rape-cure-post-traumatic/story?id=13995013

7/5/2011 10:16:44 AM

My goal is to spend no money for like two weeks.

7/5/2011 10:21:25 AM

At least the people watching here is good

7/5/2011 10:22:31 AM

Quote :

"My goal is to spend no money for like two weeks."

This girl too

7/5/2011 10:24:14 AM

I get happy when I make it through a day without spending any money

7/5/2011 10:27:23 AM

fuck I left my phone in casey's truck

also I think we spotted melandylan pulling someone over

[Edited on July 5, 2011 at 10:48 AM. Reason : .]

7/5/2011 10:47:47 AM

i thought she worked in some random county now (not wake)

7/5/2011 10:49:27 AM

I'm not certain we saw her, actually I didnt even see her, but casey said she thought it was her

7/5/2011 10:55:43 AM

in construction we should be able to expense golf lessons

7/5/2011 11:13:36 AM

Quote :

"this weekend royally screwed up my sleep schedule"

aaaaaand i feel like ass. like i got hit by a truck. this is like worse than a hangover!

sleeping pills are our friends, kids

and i *REALLY* have to get a mouthguard today or i think my jaw is going to be nonexistent soon.

also waiting for my brother to arise so we can go get iphones.

kind of want to cry about going to work tomorrow but i think we are having my birthday lunch #desperatelytryingtoextendholidayweekendasfarasitwillgo

7/5/2011 11:13:50 AM

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE


I'm about to tear up this flipping wall

7/5/2011 11:15:29 AM

I still can't breath.

7/5/2011 11:32:45 AM

Breath is a noun.

7/5/2011 11:35:13 AM

your mom is a noun

7/5/2011 11:37:04 AM

Addicted to my Tony, can't breath.

7/5/2011 11:39:05 AM

I saw a girl this weekend that I hadn't seen since HS. She went from like a 6 to a 9. I'll be following up shortly.

7/5/2011 11:42:33 AM

did she ask why you were still 5'8"

7/5/2011 11:43:20 AM

need to get motivated and do my work

7/5/2011 12:06:55 PM

I guess I missed the demo that everyone is working from home or on vacation today. There are two of us in the office today

7/5/2011 12:11:45 PM

I hate being at work......especially when I am so excited!!!!

7/5/2011 12:15:59 PM

Excited I got to see ^ at the pool on Saturday!

7/5/2011 12:18:06 PM

aww love is in the air....

7/5/2011 12:24:54 PM

Fart loving AC ducts

I'll fix you

7/5/2011 12:28:55 PM

ugh...my meds are at my house. This is what I get for rushing this morning!

7/5/2011 12:58:56 PM

UGH I got bit by some bug on my arm last night and it won't stop itching....stupid hydrocortisone creme isn't working either

7/5/2011 1:02:06 PM

OH! And the reason I only gave you a smaller tip is because you overcharged me to clean my car, there are streaks all over my dashboard that I will have to go back and wipe down, AND there was a super obvious kid's shoe print on my seat that you didn't even attempt to vacuum out.

Everyone in my office has an SUV with light interior maybe that's why they all think you do such a great job. You will not clean my car again.

#FirstWorldProblems

[Edited on July 5, 2011 at 1:13 PM. Reason : my rims look nice though]

7/5/2011 1:12:13 PM

k...gotta go get an oil change...

can't put it off any longer

7/5/2011 1:17:38 PM

Once again, I'm waiting with bated breath.

7/5/2011 1:39:19 PM

ah, great detour directions UNCC!

7/5/2011 2:03:52 PM

AHAHAHA

Quote :

"FALOW THE EROW"

7/5/2011 2:37:52 PM

dammit! the fucking forecast is looking shitty again.... QUIT RUINING MY TUESDAY NIGHTS MOTHER NATURE!!!

7/5/2011 2:48:22 PM

Another one bites the dust.

7/5/2011 3:05:34 PM

I am tired of being sore now. Pls to rebound, muscles.

7/5/2011 3:22:17 PM

I HAVE AN IPHONE NOW GUYS AM I COOL YET?!

but for real i'm excited

hate away apple haters i'm typing this on my macbook as we speak

this is my first phone with anything other than calling and texting capabilities. i feel like a grown up. mostly because this shit costs an arm and a leg but i think it will be worth it!

7/5/2011 3:45:44 PM

smartphones are amazing

7/5/2011 3:46:30 PM

Why would you wait until NOW to try and tell me this? REALLY?

7/5/2011 3:48:03 PM

I will either pull out my hair or someone else's today, I think.

7/5/2011 3:50:09 PM

lol Cook Islands

http://www.google.co.ck

7/5/2011 3:53:46 PM

ugh, old dude listening to death metal at the pool at obnoxiously high volume, plus people next to me listening to pop music at a reasonable volume. listening to two different radios at once hurts my brain.

7/5/2011 4:10:08 PM

Tell the pop tarts to keep it down.

7/5/2011 4:23:51 PM

I actually prefer no music at all at the pool, but I'll listen to anything that isn't blaring from static-y speakers. It's when two or more people compete to be the coolest person at the pool that I get all rage face.

7/5/2011 4:25:57 PM

AUGH.

So, I'm watching this movie online called "I love my younger sister".
I wasn't sure what it was gonna be about. So... so far in the movie, this dude has been really annoyed by his little sister and her best friend, then the best friend kisses the guy, they end up having sex after school, the girl leaves really happily, the dude goes home. So, his little sister (they're both high school age) is talking about how happy she'll be when she has a boyfriend, the brother gets really pissed and yells at her, she goes up and curls up on her bed crying. He goes over to her
AND KISSES HER. ON THE LIPS.
Then she's all "wtf?? What was that?" And he's all "What do you think it was? Do you like me?" and she says "Yeah, but that's normal." (Like, in a brotherly-sisterly way). And he's like "You're the only woman for me, I've never viewed you as my little sister, you've seen the way I look at you." So she's still all "What. You're my brother." in a little innocent voice, and he's like "Choose. Either pick this other random guy or pick me, either way it's for your life and I love you."
So she pulls him back when he turns away to talk to him, then the parents come home, and that's where I had to pause the movie to type out my wtf moment.

7/5/2011 4:30:36 PM

repost

[Edited on July 5, 2011 at 4:41 PM. Reason : respost.]

7/5/2011 4:32:32 PM

will never understand the whoopin and hollerin in a synchronized line.

7/5/2011 4:35:52 PM

AKA probate? Or just a step show?

7/5/2011 5:06:05 PM

house clean

7/5/2011 5:31:13 PM