ENTERTAIN ME WOLF WEB

7/11/2011 1:31:49 AM

dear boy I was really interested in that didn't like me back that way but we've become super sonic best friends in a short time frame,

Telling me that you seriously want to date my other best friend/roommate is kind of a big deal....not something that should have been discussed on the drive to the bar.

why am i feeling so about it

7/11/2011 2:46:17 AM

This weekend needs to hurry up and get here.

Work will be done, ill have a whole weekend at home, and I can hopefully carry on this productive streak. I have soooo much shit to do its not even funny.

7/11/2011 6:28:01 AM

cluster feeding from 12:30-3:45 am is no bueno

7/11/2011 8:20:23 AM

7/11/2011 8:23:06 AM

There are about 89 straight women for every 2 gay men~♥

7/11/2011 9:04:39 AM

i feel like a truck ran over me.

7/11/2011 9:11:06 AM

i hope the truck is ok

7/11/2011 9:21:05 AM

The strawberries poking off the side are kind of freaky

7/11/2011 9:35:23 AM

Is it lunchtime yet?

7/11/2011 9:56:48 AM

no, 2 more hours to go

7/11/2011 9:59:16 AM

Can't wait for the book to be waiting for me at home tomorrow after work

7/11/2011 10:07:18 AM

ugh my head huuuurrrrtttssssssss

I've been waking up with headaches for the past WEEK

wtf is going on?

7/11/2011 10:24:08 AM

for fran

for lunch with my other fran and date night

7/11/2011 10:29:36 AM

I think I inhaled some chemically treated particles

mouth tastes weird

7/11/2011 10:33:24 AM

^^^ Pregnant?

7/11/2011 10:34:09 AM

forgot to bring my yogurt in

7/11/2011 10:36:39 AM

I'm hungryyyy. Also people are stupid.

7/11/2011 11:08:39 AM

dude. i have a friend.

been keep ing up with her via facebook for probably a year. (used to hang out quite a bit but we lost touch)
seen her maybe 3 times in the past 6 months, havent really hung out much.



shes fucking in labor RIGHT NOW.

i saw her like 2 months ago briefly.
i would have never guessed.

and it's not because shes a big girl.

shes very very skinny.



crazy man.

[Edited on July 11, 2011 at 11:10 AM. Reason : sdgsdf]

7/11/2011 11:09:34 AM

My teeth hurt. I guess I flossed too vigorously this morning.

7/11/2011 11:37:22 AM

this thread auto scrolls?????

7/11/2011 11:41:22 AM

black jesus's post fucks with the thread

7/11/2011 11:54:36 AM

Quote :

"ugh my head huuuurrrrtttssssssss I've been waking up with headaches for the past WEEK wtf is going on? "

are you stressed? because i wake up with headaches when i clench/grind my jaw at night and that happens when i am unusually stressed out. i'm pretty much always stressed out but when i get EXTRA stressed this happens. i got a mouthguard thing at rite aid. it helps.

7/11/2011 11:57:33 AM

hmm... that sounds possible

last week I found out that I have to present my thesis/practicum NINE DAYS EARLY because that's the ONLY day my mentor has free

7/11/2011 12:09:19 PM

dang it, all my buddies and topics are messed up.

7/11/2011 12:12:24 PM

yay, I got my new watch in the mail.

7/11/2011 12:23:16 PM

Sweet! Did your battery come?

7/11/2011 12:39:15 PM

Someone just called me at my office. His name was Harry Ball. I giggled inside. /mature

7/11/2011 12:46:27 PM

Is it common for events to charge a volunteer fee, where you have to pay to volunteer?

7/11/2011 12:47:45 PM

My mom rocks. Last night was not a good baby night, and she has swooped in to help around the house today

7/11/2011 12:53:44 PM

Someone called in with the last name Fart, I lold

7/11/2011 12:55:35 PM

Quote :

"Whoa, baby! Texas mom delivers 16-pound newborn LONGVIEW, TEXAS — A Texas mom expected a big baby, but nothing like this: 16 pounds, 1 ounces. Janet Johnson on Monday remained in an East Texas hospital after giving birth to what her doctors called one of the biggest newborns they've ever seen. She was awaiting word from the state to see whether her son, JaMichael Brown, ranked among the biggest births in Texas history. JaMichael was born Friday at Good Shepherd Medical Center in Longview. Johnson has gestational diabetes, which results in bigger newborns for many mothers. Yet doctors had estimated JaMichael would be around 12 pounds prior to the cesarean birth. Johnson says the attention surrounding her fourth child has been overwhelming. She hopes to take JaMichael home this week — and return his newborn clothes that won't fit. "

7/11/2011 1:01:54 PM

Cantina South was pretty tasty.

7/11/2011 1:03:57 PM

7/11/2011 2:00:12 PM

I had a friend of a friend talk to me like chappelle imitating a white guy.
It cracked me up all weekend.

7/11/2011 2:25:44 PM

All this talk of burritos lately makes me seriously want one. But that's going to have to wait a while I think.

7/11/2011 2:27:18 PM

this foster the people reminds me of phoenix or discovery in that it is so uber catchy and poppy i will listen to it like 800 times and then get so sick of it i never want to hear it again

OH WELL

7/11/2011 2:28:35 PM

I'm starting to think (and should have been thinking all along) that dating someone significantly younger than me has been a big mistake. Talk about mentally draining...

7/11/2011 2:29:11 PM

what to do for lunch?

7/11/2011 2:54:59 PM

think I'm gonna make an avocado sammich

7/11/2011 3:13:53 PM

This peanut butter is dated 1/27/09. Nom.

7/11/2011 3:35:37 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hya9xxn7CA0

lolz reaction.

[Edited on July 11, 2011 at 3:54 PM. Reason : gunzz]

7/11/2011 3:46:04 PM

seriously, you are really starting to piss me off

7/11/2011 3:55:16 PM

how do I still feel like poo?

7/11/2011 3:55:59 PM

GROSS, a 16 lb baby born in Texas

7/11/2011 3:57:14 PM

iced coffee or water

i have had an iced coffee i have had a water

what do i want next?

7/11/2011 3:57:30 PM

ICED COFFEE

i could never get enough iced coffee, or coffee-based beverages

7/11/2011 3:59:09 PM

I can never get used to iced coffee

7/11/2011 4:00:23 PM

Quote :

"I had a friend of a friend talk to me like chappelle imitating a white guy. It cracked me up all weekend."

haha

I love watching black comedians do impressions of white people. Dave Chappelle and Katt Williams are my fav.



and I totally do the wrong number thing just like he says

7/11/2011 4:00:33 PM

Man Kevin Hart is my dude

7/11/2011 4:05:13 PM