7/11/2011 11:39:18 PM

That didn't relax me at all.

Losing my goddamn mind, damn it...

7/12/2011 12:19:39 AM

Of course the one day I actually wake up early enough to go to the gym I have a horrible stomach ache, my face is super congested, and I feel like death. I will be going back to sleep, and possibly leaving work early if this doesn't get better....

7/12/2011 6:10:41 AM

at least your not covered in bug bites... I have 4 on my side from over night and got about 5 more walking the dog this morning

7/12/2011 6:35:52 AM

Why am I so tired?

7/12/2011 7:12:43 AM

last night was much, much better

i think i got 6 hours of sleep! broken up of course...but 6!

7/12/2011 7:40:57 AM

braaaaaaaaaaaiiiinsssss

7/12/2011 7:41:57 AM

excellent reminder!

7/12/2011 7:49:46 AM

I feel a non-functional day coming on

7/12/2011 7:53:09 AM

stupid dmv - you could at least answer the phones early so ppl can know if you'll actually be operational today

7/12/2011 7:59:40 AM

You know they're not gonna do that

7/12/2011 8:00:44 AM

coffee time

7/12/2011 8:14:57 AM

I want iced coffeeeeeeee

7/12/2011 8:15:40 AM

blah

7/12/2011 8:22:45 AM

indeed

7/12/2011 8:29:16 AM

Quote :

" Don’t let Red Rage get you down By Nate Harrison | The Daily Tar Heel http://www.dailytarheel.com/index.php/article/2011/07/dont_let_red_rage_get_you_down/?cp=2#comments With the summer heat in full swing and the sound of fireworks still burned in our brains, it makes sense to shed light on an important topic of relevance to the UNC-N.C. State rivalry… or lack thereof. Over the past few decades, a chronic affliction has developed within the confines of Raleigh’s Beltline that causes excruciating pain among tens of thousands of North Carolinians. I am talking, of course, about Red Rage. I know that many of you are blissfully unaware of what Red Rage is, being completely free of its pernicious symptoms. Count yourself fortunate; you’ve been unintentionally conditioned to ignore this phenomenon due to an abundance of winning. Red Rage is a psychological disorder commonly found among N.C. State fans. It has been slowly and indelibly forged as a result of abiding feelings of inadequacy relating to the futility of N.C. State athletics, particularly over the last quarter century. The Wolfpack faithful are suffering from deep-seated insecurities about their lack of athletic or academic accomplishments, especially relative to the much older and more venerated state flagship institution in Chapel Hill. This insecurity leads them to detest anything and everything Carolina blue. State fans are angry, but they shouldn’t be. There’s nothing to get upset about. After all, every superstar needs a hapless foil to allow their brilliance to shine. Would the Roadrunner be nearly as hilarious without Wile E. Coyote to abuse? Who can’t appreciate that the Washington Generals have made the Harlem Globetrotters look that much better all these years? Where would Michael Jordan be without Craig Ehlo to eternally posterize? N.C. State is UNC’s Craig Ehlo. During the summer, very little is as important to me as the proper functioning of my air conditioner. And thanks to a team of dedicated N.C. State engineers trained in the art of climate control, my apartment stays at a pleasantly frigid 65 degrees at all times. So next time your high school buddy who went to NC State references “UNC-CHeat,” don’t respond in kind. It may not be a secret that Charles Shackleford, the famously “amphibious” State basketball player, took over $60,000 in impermissible benefits during his time in Raleigh (more than the combined value of impermissible benefits for all of the players implicated in UNC’s investigation). And it’s a matter of public record that State has had five cases of major NCAA infractions, placing them on the same level as Miami and Alabama in the NCAA’s cheating hall of fame. But don’t bring any of that up. The best way to fight Red Rage is to focus on the positive. Instead, take a moment to appreciate the impressive animal husbandry techniques that put that delicious, grass-fed, 12-ounce sirloin on your grill for the Fourth of July. Our country cousins from Raleigh should understand that they are appreciated for their invaluable contributions to our way of life. Go Heels. Go America. "

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" Don’t let Carolina Blue Balls get you down By Some Guy | The Wolf Web http://www.fakearticle.com/index.php/article/2011/07/dont_let_blue_balls_get_you_down/?cp=2#comments With the summer heat in full swing and the sound of fireworks still burned in our brains, it makes sense to shed light on an important topic of relevance to the UNC-N.C. State rivalry… or the one that Carolina fans insist doesn't actually exist yet write articles about, or it exists when they win, or when it is basketball season, unless we win, but during football season we aren't their rival, unless they win..then we are...... Over the past few decades, a chronic affliction has developed within the area that surrounds that one road I know in Chapel Hill, that causes excruciating pain among tens of thousands of North Carolinians. I am talking, of course, about Carolina Blue Balls. I know that many of you are blissfully unaware of what Carolina Blue Balls is, being completely free of its pernicious symptoms. Count yourself fortunate; you’ve been unintentionally conditioned to ignore this phenomenon due to an abundance of getting tail. Carolina Blue Balls is a physical disorder commonly found among UNC fans. It has been slowly and indelibly forged as a result of being huge douche bags, that are slowly realizing "The Carolina Way" is in fact the same way everyone else does it, just with much less coed relations and a few more forfeited college football season. The Tar Heel faithful are suffering from deep-seated insecurities about the fact they didn't actually go to school at UNC. They jumped on the bandwagon in the 90's when they found out that is where Michael Jordan went to school, and have been buying those shirts from the discount rack at Wal-Mart ever since. UNC fans are angry, but they shouldn’t be. There’s nothing to get upset about. After all, every peace, war, and defense major needs a hapless tissue to allow their brilliance to "unload" on. Would the Roadrunner be nearly as hilarious? Probably. Who can't appreciate some lube and a dirty sock. Where would Jason Biggs have been without a warm apple pie with a hole carved in it. UNC is NC State's Apple Pie. During the winter, very little is as important to me as the proper functioning of my local baristas. And thanks to a team of dedicated UNC Romance Language and Literature Majors trained in the art of water temperature control, my coffee stays at a pleasantly warm 92 degrees upon purchasing. So next time your high school buddy who went to UNC references "Rawlee" don’t respond in kind. It may no longer be a secret anymore due to PackPride that the paper in the McAdoo lawsuit shows obvious signs of plagiarism(UNC's legal council claimed it really was his work, when 20 seconds using google would easily prove otherwise). And it’s a matter of public record that UNC has had 9 major infractions directed toward them by the NCAA, that will eventually place them on the same level as Miami and Alabama in the NCAA’s cheating hall of fame. But don’t bring any of that up. The best way to fight Carolina Blue Balls is to focus on the positive. Instead, take a moment to appreciate the impressive.........well I couldn't think of anything UNC has done that would have helped contribute to an enjoyable Fourth of July. In fact, most of their fans didn't even graduate from there, or at all...The steak was delicious though. Our Wal-Mart shopping, wannabee college graduates from Chapel Hill should understand that they have offered nothing to our way of life. Go State. Go America. "

7/12/2011 8:52:51 AM

This is gonna be one long day/night

7/12/2011 9:05:02 AM

I feel bad....and this prednisone/antibiotics aren't helping the cause.

7/12/2011 9:06:10 AM

yuck! how long are you on the prednisone/antibiotics cocktail?

i can't take steroids - they got dat 180% sulfites in it.

7/12/2011 9:06:56 AM

5 days

the prescription is a lot stronger than I'm used to as well because my tonsils keep inflaming

I may roid rage today....gosh I hope so lol

7/12/2011 9:13:26 AM

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA roid rage. i can see you being like " i'm so tuff "

7/12/2011 9:15:46 AM

I'm making that face right now....don't walk by my cubicle that's all I gotta say

7/12/2011 9:16:50 AM

i am too but i am preparing for a call i have at 9:30. need my " i'm too tuff face "

7/12/2011 9:17:27 AM

note to self: stay away from divababy today

hope you feel better!

7/12/2011 9:17:31 AM

thaaaanks

I mean I'll be nice and all...but my face will say or

7/12/2011 9:19:48 AM

Well at least I got my insurance taken care of now.

7/12/2011 9:20:30 AM

yeah i hope you feel better soon. i hate being sick in the summer

7/12/2011 9:20:35 AM

my only saving grace is the humidty

I don't wanna go outside anyways, so maybe I'll actually get some rest

hhahahhahahah that's funny...rest

7/12/2011 9:24:15 AM

are you at work or at home?

7/12/2011 9:24:54 AM

Why do I feel like I need to vomit after every time i eat?

7/12/2011 10:00:40 AM

i'm loving our announcements

7/12/2011 10:31:32 AM

what the fuck

didn't sleep well. headache. swollen glands. NOT IN A GOOD MOOD. i do not have time for this. now things are just going to escalate into a panic attack.

perfect

7/12/2011 10:36:55 AM

That I should be a lot more upset about being dumped than I currently am

7/12/2011 10:37:54 AM

Man I told you i lock jaws
Carry a glock 4
Close my eyes on yall niggas
The bullets'll watch yall

7/12/2011 11:59:17 AM

Quote :

"what the fuck didn't sleep well. headache. swollen glands. NOT IN A GOOD MOOD. i do not have time for this. now things are just going to escalate into a panic attack. perfect "

I hear you.

My neck could probably turn coal into diamonds right now, i can't eat without getting sick, everything is pissing me off, and i just want to break something.

instead, i deflect by making shit up on the wolfweb that pisses people off. which is kinda fucked up.

but i need to get back to work... and work through the panic attacks with numerous cigarettes and energy drinks.

7/12/2011 12:02:47 PM

haha

poor us

i skipped my coffee today because i was scared it would contribute to a panic attack but now i'm just extra pissed off

i think i'm going to get like 250 snacks at whole foods. and a gingerale. maybe then i will feel better

(probably not)

7/12/2011 12:04:12 PM

chewing gum helps me, have you ever tried that?

7/12/2011 12:08:51 PM

that's cool good mood, i didn't need you to stick with me all day

[Edited on July 12, 2011 at 12:13 PM. Reason : .]

7/12/2011 12:13:01 PM

We need a tww medic that goes around a helps the sick t-dubbers. I believe Site 3 is suppose to have this as an add-on feature. Wonder where i put that medic halloween outfit.

7/12/2011 12:14:55 PM

i visit him (albeit he doesnt ask me to) at work and i asked him to visit me today and he said no. hes off. he has nothing else to do.

7/12/2011 12:35:16 PM

Long day is long. And I still feel horrible

7/12/2011 12:37:00 PM

Quote :

"Long day is long"

+1

7/12/2011 12:45:43 PM

Quote :

"are you at work or at home?"

Sorry I didn't see this. I'm at work, but I think I will take tomorrow off to rest up. Most of my department will be gone all next week for a training conference. SO I can't get even more sick right now....plus they suggested it

7/12/2011 12:52:01 PM

the more I listen to Jay Reatard, the better it gets

RIP

7/12/2011 12:53:21 PM

Bo Burnham is not funny.

7/12/2011 12:57:00 PM

ugh, I really need to get going. Should go quickly once I start though, then I just get to sit around and wait for him to get home!

7/12/2011 12:58:09 PM

iced coffee gooooooooood

7/12/2011 1:01:41 PM

don't wear heels if you can't walk in heels

7/12/2011 1:21:02 PM

^noted

^^si chica!!

[Edited on July 12, 2011 at 1:22 PM. Reason : ToE]

7/12/2011 1:21:36 PM

i'm sure you walk in heels just fine

7/12/2011 1:24:40 PM