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"haha really? jeez dude divababy is fucking mean as shit on here."

LOL

[Edited on November 17, 2011 at 10:28 AM. Reason : 239]

11/17/2011 10:27:56 AM

I could be wrong, but I think Divababy is mean to like two people on here...and both are pretty warranted IMO. There's thumper who cheated on her hubby, fucked a ton of dudes on t-dub, and thinks she's actually gotten thinner when she's really still fat. And Goldengirl...who is just really annoying.

But she could be mean to other people...I just haven't seen it. The only thing she does a lot of is hit on t-dub guys, talk about sex, and talk about sucking dick. None of which annoys me.

11/17/2011 10:30:39 AM

my BMI is now in the "Overweight" range. 3 years ago i was in the "Morbidly Obese" range - like the person you are defending.

i'm most definitely not skinny, but i'm not fat anymore. it's OK though, if listing my imperfections helps you hate me more, go for it.

11/17/2011 11:29:14 AM

so how about some confessions to get back on topic!

11/17/2011 11:32:52 AM

"on topic"

we're already there
85% of this thread is people talking shit about other people

11/17/2011 11:33:33 AM

I fail to believe it is difficult to find a respectable man who wants kids.

11/17/2011 11:35:49 AM

send me your confessions!!!!

11/17/2011 11:38:18 AM

what, do you have a goddamned TWW crawler that notifies you every time someone mentions you directly or indirectly? how the fuck do you just appear out of nowhere to say some shit that NEVER helps your cause every single time you're brought up

I mean we're cool and all I'm just bewildered at your omnipresence

11/17/2011 11:40:54 AM

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"what, do you have a goddamned TWW crawler that notifies you every time someone mentions you directly or indirectly? "

The thought of something like that actually existing is both hilarious and sad.

11/17/2011 11:41:56 AM

^^i think it's just bad luck actually

11/17/2011 11:46:26 AM

the Greg has notifications on his google to tell him when he pops up in search results

is that so hard to believe

11/17/2011 11:51:11 AM

every thread that i ever read is in My Topics. when i login, i check those topics. if they haven't moved, then i close TWW. if i'm mentioned and it's something i want to respond to, then i respond to them.

is that so hard to believe?

11/17/2011 11:52:33 AM

>.<

11/17/2011 11:55:04 AM

I had never considered using "My Topics" in the manner described

11/17/2011 12:50:12 PM

i'll take some confessions.

11/17/2011 12:52:10 PM

more confessions please!

11/17/2011 3:59:23 PM

I never use My Topics, I still have shit in there from 2002 (FF thread )

11/17/2011 4:02:35 PM

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"I still remember the sound of the gunshot. I was only 12 at the time, and I remember being excited that morning, as my older brother and I had tickets to watch the Sixers game that night. We never went. Instead, that morning, I heard the door being kicked in by the local police. They thought my father was a local drug dealer. He wasn't. He was a cook at a local restaurant. The cops barged in, and as I was walking downstairs for breakfast, I remember screaming right as one of the officers shot my dad in front of the family breakfast table. My life was never the same after my dad was killed. My mother fell into a serious state of depression, and eventually was never able to raise me and my brother. My brother turned to the streets, and bounced in and out of prison. I haven't really even talked to him since I was 15. As for me, I went in and out of foster care, spending the most of my teen years living in a orphanage in the west side of the city. I stopped going to school. I didn't care anymore about grades, or my future. I was genuinely angry at the world. I got into fights, stole things left and right, and eventually I racked up a juvenile record. I convinced myself that I was going to find the cop that got my life flipped turned upside down. When I was 18, I stole a car. At my court hearing, the judge give me an ultimatum to either join the military or go to jail. I chose the military, and for a short time, I straightened up. I was able to suppress my anger for quite some time, but I never actually confronted my troubles. It didn't take long until after my service that I fell into the same patterns. I abused alcohol, and I quickly channeled my anger back into exacting revenge. Paid administrative leave. That's the penalty for using deadly force on a civilian. I remember following officer Randall for two weeks, scoping out his habits, waiting for an opportunity. I remember watching him pick up his son after shooting some ball outside of his school, and I wondered if he knew what I have gone through since that day. On Thursday, I followed officer Randall down his Thursday beat, and I approached him. "I want to report a crime." I told him. "What's the crime?" he asked. "Someone killed my dad," I told him. "Last name?" He asked me. "S-M-I-T-H." He dropped his clipboard, looked up at me, and immediately began to cry. "I've been waiting 10 years for you to show up." He told me. I stood there, listening to him tell me about how his life has never been the same. He turned to alcohol, his wife left him, and he only gets to see his kids once a month now. I listened to him tell me about the biggest mistake he ever made, and how he wished he could take it back. He even tried to OD once, he told me. 10 years of harboring hate, and I never realized how devastated he was as well. I was so fixated on revenge, that I never stopped to think that he put himself in his own prison. I wasn't the only one who suffered that day. I told him my story, and he told me his. I was able to finally put everything behind me. I thought I needed revenge, but what I really needed was to come to terms with reality. After some back and forth, we exchanged information, and I said goodbye to officer Randall. After lifting that burden off my chest, I was able to finally go back home and put all of this in the rear. I whistled for a cab, and when it came near, the license plate said "fresh" and it had dice in the mirror. "

11/17/2011 4:09:46 PM

lmao

11/17/2011 4:17:43 PM

i started reading that waiting for the fresh prince

11/17/2011 4:21:01 PM

i started reading that waiting for the fresh prince

11/17/2011 4:32:38 PM

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"I have a few friends on IRL that are on TWW that have really just let themselves go after they have gotten married or in the past few years. There is no nice way to say "Hey Bro" maybe you should lay off that beer" "

11/17/2011 5:43:44 PM

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"Whenever I see katiethumper posting at night I can't help but wonder if she's doped up on booze and pills"

11/17/2011 6:18:42 PM

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"i rarely post anymore because because i just know somewhere drunknloaded is lurking and i'm afraid he'll start sending me crazy PMs again. dude scares me. also, this is not Jen"

11/17/2011 7:33:22 PM

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"also, this is not Jen"

lol obviously since she still posts here

11/17/2011 10:05:29 PM

I haven't seen her post in a hot second

11/17/2011 10:13:01 PM

She posted in the first world problems thread not too long ago.

11/17/2011 10:14:58 PM

bttt

some of these are pretty good,

i think others are pretty fake


PS: im bored, send me something, real or fake

11/21/2011 12:10:18 AM

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"Things have been really tough on me lately. A lot of horrible things going on in my life. I am a Christian but these things happening to me have really made me wonder if God cares about me. If he even knows I exist. Now I know to non-Christians this probably seems stupid, but to me it's really been bugging me lately. I just wonder if all those prayers I've been saying have been heard. This weaking of faith is scaring me. I wish I could go to church and talk to a pastor. "

go and talk to a pastor, he isnt going to tell anyone

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"Its been 5 years tomorrow since I put a gun in my mouth but didnt chamber a round. I still remember peeing my pants when it clicked. Things are still tough, some days are good, some days are bad. But I feel like it went that way for reason."

wow, just wow

11/21/2011 1:10:36 AM

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" This weaking of faith is scaring me. I wish I could go to church and talk to a pastor. ""

No reason you can't. Plenty of churches around here.

11/21/2011 1:13:02 AM

God's will is eternal.

What you pray for or don't pray for is irrelevant. His will will be done.

11/21/2011 1:38:54 AM

You should always look at it as if God is ALWAYS testing your faith... Just because your life is getting tough shouldn't be a reason to lose faith in God Keep your faith up! That's when your faith matters most! Remember Job? He's great inspiration should you find your faith on the decline. Even if your luck turns sour, it could always be worse. Keeping the faith when it's tough and making it through is when it really matters...

11/21/2011 7:57:19 AM

I think it's silly to just sit there and pray and think that God is just going to magically make your life so much better. Shit happens in life, it's not always going to be kittens and rainbows. Get up off your ass and take it in stride. Ever wonder if God is waiting for you to do something?

11/21/2011 8:53:26 AM

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" it's not always going to be kittens and rainbows."

thanks for ruining it for all of us!

11/21/2011 9:22:38 AM

11/21/2011 9:23:33 AM

if anything I hope this picture cheers or at least makes the confessor smile a bit

11/21/2011 9:36:13 AM

^8 I know exactly how you feel

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""Consider it pure joy, my brothers, whenever you face trials of many kinds, because you know that the testing of your faith develops perseverance. Perseverance must finish its work so that you may be mature and complete, not lacking anything. If any of you lacks wisdom, he should ask God, who gives generously to all without finding fault, and it will be given to him." - James 1:2-5 "

11/21/2011 9:39:32 AM

bored. someone send confessions. preferably ones involving boobs

11/21/2011 11:00:31 AM

When Hiro posted "remember Job," I automatically read "Jobs" as in Steve.

11/21/2011 11:01:05 AM

Great. Church confessions. What next. This thread took a turn for the worse. 'boo-fucking hoo my life is so hard status, what should I do now?! God please help me out of this. Everything I do is because of you and not me!


[Edited on November 21, 2011 at 12:18 PM. Reason : Z]

11/21/2011 12:17:36 PM

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"I've been contemplating suicide a lot lately, even though my issues mostly amount to a bunch of first world problems. I should really seek professional help but don't want to deal with finding a doctor and then dealing with finding time to go to appointments and the looks people give you when you tell them you're talking to a shrink on the regular."

11/21/2011 12:21:01 PM

meh going to a counselor is the best thing that i've ever done for myself. got to the point where i didn't want to "burden" my friends and family with it so talking a stranger is a whole lot easier.

:shrug:

11/21/2011 12:44:30 PM

You don't have to broadcast to everyone that you're seeing someone. Though I believe everyone could benefit from seeing a psychologist at some points and it shouldn't be something to feel ashamed of.

11/21/2011 12:47:48 PM

yeah dont check-in at counselor's office on foursquare or add your counselor on facebook and set your status about visiting them.

11/21/2011 12:50:08 PM

^ okay that actually made me giggle

11/21/2011 12:51:04 PM

This shit went all off the rails there with the god talk. I guess this is chit-chat so nonsense is the norm.

11/21/2011 12:54:12 PM

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"I've been contemplating suicide a lot lately, even though my issues mostly amount to a bunch of first world problems"

not even you have a right to kill yourself. you got one life, work out whatever issues you got.

11/21/2011 12:57:59 PM

Getting suicide confessions defeats the purpose of this site. It's supposed to be a nonsense diversion and when people send them it becomes "real." Are we supposed to feighn care for each other in this case?

The reality is if I died today the only ones who would give a shit are the real life friends that also post on tww.

11/21/2011 2:08:10 PM

^
i care dude.....can i be the sportstalk mod incase of your death?

[Edited on November 21, 2011 at 2:10 PM. Reason : serious confession is serious]

11/21/2011 2:09:46 PM

^^I would be sad, I cried when ambrosia died and I don't even know her.

11/21/2011 2:32:35 PM