POW! RIGHT IN THE KISSER

9/1/2009 4:24:45 AM

ive never really found keyboard cat that funnny...

9/1/2009 4:26:20 AM

Quote :

"I closed my eyes and imagined it was really him."

- surfer_boy6

9/1/2009 4:16:42 PM

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"^if you're LUCKY and work hard drunknworthless, one day you might be one third of the user Tromboner is. But I doubt it. And this thread is as much about you as old raccoon eyes cat boy bubblebobble"

:cat:

9/1/2009 4:29:35 PM

Quote :

"i just fake it really well"

~elkaybie

9/3/2009 9:33:53 AM

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"I just know a bunch of people from SC that are huge cock fans"

~sawahash

9/3/2009 10:11:29 AM

^ she did that shit on purposeeeeee

9/3/2009 10:15:06 AM

i know that it's still funnay

9/3/2009 10:15:26 AM

easily amused?

9/3/2009 10:15:44 AM

^

9/3/2009 10:19:49 AM

9/3/2009 10:21:05 AM

9/3/2009 10:21:33 AM

9/3/2009 10:22:06 AM

Quote :

"I'm going to cruise for middle school chicks tonight"

Anonymous

(feel free to identify yourself )

9/4/2009 10:06:55 AM

alright alright alright

9/4/2009 10:07:48 AM

Quote :

"That hole on the website looks exactly like yours evan."

-Kiwi

9/4/2009 11:59:16 PM

Quote :

"FUCK MY ASS, BITCH!"

-amac884

9/5/2009 1:09:51 AM

Quote :

"It was a mexican and he did it all sloppy"

-Slave Famous

[Edited on September 8, 2009 at 3:34 PM. Reason : .]

9/8/2009 3:33:46 PM

"shit makes me sneeze"

-JeepMan311

9/13/2009 12:00:25 PM

Quote :

"The attached pic took around 10 minutes of steady blowing"

-rtc407

9/14/2009 10:30:55 PM

Quote :

"Make sure you're submitting a quality package......it's really up to you to drive the package. "

-A Tanzarian

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9/19/2009 9:18:21 PM

lol

9/19/2009 9:23:13 PM

Quote :

"i'm in favor of smacking it a few times, if not just to get some anger out on it."

-TheBullDoza

9/21/2009 8:49:31 PM

"Yeah, eventually, but the first and the middle part are amazing!"

I'm not gonna stop doing something 'cause of what's gonna happen at the end.

-NeuseRiverRat

9/22/2009 5:42:12 PM

Quote :

"my mom likes it hard."

- not dnl

9/24/2009 10:22:44 PM

Quote :

"choking her during sex was kinda fun I guess."

OopsPowSrprs

9/27/2009 10:53:49 PM

Quote :

"[20:00] slingblade: it took a lot of drinking to get him to dance with me"

9/28/2009 8:01:17 PM

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"Slave Famous: Sweet and Salty Nut"

in response to "Post what flavor is stuck in your mouth right now": message_topic.aspx?topic=577717

9/29/2009 12:25:06 PM

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"theDuke866 (11:18) : I mean, I've never sucked a dick, but I would think that if I was in the dicksucking business, it would be only natural to put as much of it in my mouth as I could."

I'm sorry.

That's just awesome.

9/29/2009 11:19:44 PM

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"djeternal (11:08) : we had a TON of cucumbers that were perfect size"

10/1/2009 11:11:19 AM

Quote :

"Whats the best way to rub this guy out here?"

Ragged, in the Lounge

10/5/2009 11:47:10 AM

Quote :

"my ass needs it's own shower head"

-elise

10/6/2009 2:13:59 PM

damnit! quoted with bad grammar! my grandmother is going to beat me!

10/6/2009 2:39:17 PM

Quote :

"my grandmother is going to beat me"

elise, this thread

10/6/2009 2:43:59 PM

Quote :

" Slave Famous Got beat the fuck up playing catcher all those years"

10/6/2009 5:22:33 PM

Quote :

"just do me."

bmel

10/7/2009 1:36:05 AM

DROD###

Quote :

"I fucking love that dudes voice, so authentic and original "

10/8/2009 12:16:37 PM

"Finally found an ass-lickable dude, we're gonna be soulmates."

-cddweller

10/14/2009 6:25:46 PM

"i used to do it at sleepovers all the time as a kid...i would fantasize about my friends joining in"

-ShawnaC123

10/14/2009 10:51:11 PM

Quote :

"yeah BJ has a pumpkin flavor but i have never found it "

thumper

10/15/2009 12:27:23 PM

Apparent fail.

10/15/2009 12:28:12 PM

Quote :

"yeah B&J has a pumpkin flavor but i have never found it "

10/15/2009 12:28:44 PM

Oh, they took out the &?

Fail.

10/15/2009 12:30:00 PM

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"I can say I would never try to "handle it" unless someone I liked wanted me to go. "

-SaabTurbo

10/15/2009 2:06:38 PM

I guess if you take out the "go" at the end, it makes sense as a buttsex joke son.

But the "go" fucks it all up son.

10/15/2009 2:07:16 PM

don't be scared to give it a go

[Edited on October 15, 2009 at 2:08 PM. Reason : son]

10/15/2009 2:07:54 PM

Quote :

"but im retarded"

pshoes

10/15/2009 8:13:10 PM

Quote :

"omg he RAMMED that shit up to my brain. ugh."

-dropdeadkate

10/18/2009 4:35:52 PM

Quote :

"i found the black taco to be quite tasty"

-dbmcknight

10/19/2009 11:39:48 AM

set em up

10/19/2009 11:53:09 AM