Why won't anyone from my team respond to my e-mails, or phone calls? It's not hard to type a 3 word e-mail and click send!

7/2/2010 1:31:41 PM

I can't sleep. I want to read the book I started yesterday, but it's in my car, which is in Raleigh, and I'm in Cary. So I will have to start another book or read the one I started a month ago that is kind of meh. And I want to use my Snuggie, but there are two cats laying on it and they look cute and I don't want to kick them off.

7/5/2010 4:32:44 AM

waking up early to go to work sucks

esp since i had a few beers last night.

7/5/2010 7:23:46 AM

the water coming out of the faucet is warmer now with the warm weather and I don't want to always put ice in my drink.

7/5/2010 11:07:01 AM

my friends are starting a band called First World Problems

the first single is "The Screen on My iPhone is Cracked"

7/5/2010 11:10:25 AM

They need "Bad reception in my left hand song"

[Edited on July 5, 2010 at 11:12 AM. Reason : is in]

7/5/2010 11:11:15 AM

my Diet Mountain Dew is taking a long time to get cold in the fridge

7/5/2010 6:39:46 PM

I didn't get to shoot off my SC fireworks yesterday because I didn't know where to do it and not get in trouble with the po po.

7/5/2010 6:54:39 PM

stupid wii wont play lost in hd

7/5/2010 8:01:55 PM

hdmi cables costing too much and i left my other at lake house FWP like WHOA

7/5/2010 8:46:40 PM

I don't want to get off the couch but I want some ice cream.

7/5/2010 8:54:10 PM

Quote :

"I didn't get to shoot off my SC fireworks yesterday because I didn't know where to do it and not get in trouble with the po po."

LOL I live in SC so this year is the first time I haven't had the same problem!!!

7/6/2010 6:47:48 AM

I hating bending over in the shower to shave my legs. I miss my old garden tub.

7/6/2010 6:50:04 AM

i know i should be happy about having a job, but i can't get over the fact that i can't ever really get to talk a day off

7/6/2010 9:44:12 AM

I hate being forcedto work inside all day every day. My body needs more vitamin d from the sun :'(

7/6/2010 9:44:39 AM

my hotel room is too cold and I don't want to go over to the thermostat. also I have no diet coke.

7/14/2010 2:48:54 PM

rawr

either i fucked up putting in the address for my laptop or the place i ordered from didn't put it in right but half of the address was for my apartment half of it was for my parents house and now i MIGHT be able to pick it up today at the shipping center in springfield.

7/19/2010 12:31:22 PM

Expected my plane tickets back home to be delivered today. Instead it was a package from Amazon

7/19/2010 12:32:15 PM

I just moved into a new place and it doesn't have a microwave.

7/19/2010 2:03:44 PM

I want to put my Blackberry on ebay but cant find the original charger.

7/19/2010 10:39:04 PM

filling out background check information - when having moved like 7 times in the past 4 years

rawr

7/22/2010 3:53:26 PM

lots of first world problems over here today

7/22/2010 4:39:41 PM

my itunes only downloads hour three of the dan patrick pod cast every day unless i go in and hit "get"

what's up with that

it's irritating

7/22/2010 4:40:56 PM

Salmon is $12.00 a lb. !

7/22/2010 7:18:13 PM

^oh fuck that.,

7/22/2010 7:20:01 PM

too hot to lay out

7/23/2010 3:11:10 PM

Quote :

"Expected my plane tickets back home to be delivered today. Instead it was a package from Amazon"

do you not have a printer and a confirmation code?

7/23/2010 3:26:16 PM

7/23/2010 3:57:02 PM

I don't really want to renew my Sam's Club membership because it leads me to buy way more food than I can use, but it's the only place I know of that sells On the Border salsa, which I do not want to live without.

7/26/2010 12:00:04 PM

Don't they sell it in the restaurant?

My water in my apartment building is off for the next 30 minutes. and I kinda wanted to take a shower now. FWP

7/26/2010 12:02:02 PM

Have to take a dump but lunch just got here

Hold the dump and eat, dump and let food get cold, or eat on the john

7/26/2010 12:03:42 PM

I think they do but also I think the kind that comes in a jar is different. It's pretty chunky, whereas I think the restaurant kind is more blended. But I haven't been to the restaurant in a very long time so I could be wrong.

7/26/2010 12:04:30 PM

When they don't cut the bagel all the way through and i lose half the of the contents in my sandwich trying to pull it apart

[Edited on July 27, 2010 at 9:53 AM. Reason : wordz]

7/27/2010 9:36:56 AM

Oh I hate that shit

7/27/2010 9:38:21 AM

it happens every time. And they look at me like a wingnut when i ask them to pleeeease cut it all the way through

7/27/2010 9:54:28 AM

Solution:

7/27/2010 10:03:12 AM

VS

7/27/2010 10:28:31 AM

it's a bagel, not a steak

7/27/2010 10:32:53 AM

After staying up until six reading and playing video games because I don't have to work again until mid-August, I was rudely awakened at ELEVEN IN THE MORNING by a stack of PS3 and 360 games falling off of my computer desk.

7/27/2010 11:57:32 AM

if it's a bagel, don't you need something like this:

7/27/2010 1:28:55 PM

no, it's fucking bread. a plastic butter knife will cut through it.

7/27/2010 1:34:25 PM

i have dukes, i have whole grain sandwich thins, but i don't have tomatoes and i dont want to drive to the store. woe is me.

7/27/2010 1:35:19 PM

i didn't have any ranch to dip my pizza crust in

7/27/2010 1:35:32 PM

there is nothing on tv and my damn dvd player broke. Oh and also they don't sell sperrys in the entire state of Idaho

7/27/2010 1:37:51 PM

I just had a wedding gift shipped ahead of me to Oklahoma. I was only allowed to attach a message that was 200 characters long. Only 200 characters!

[Edited on July 27, 2010 at 3:34 PM. Reason : ]

7/27/2010 3:33:23 PM

Choosing between going to quagmire02's wedding or going to see Love Language at Hopscotch Music Fest

I'm pretty sure I'll never make it to an LL show

7/27/2010 4:19:47 PM

ugh

got some new shorts today and they fit great cept i think they might be too hoochie and i'm not quite sure i wanna be exposing myself while i run tonight

but they're so damned cute

ibtpicsoritdidnthappen

8/2/2010 6:54:29 PM

Quote :

"i'm not quite sure i wanna be exposing myself while i run tonight"

8/2/2010 6:56:51 PM

i drink too much

8/2/2010 6:57:32 PM

mold in my humidor

and settinemup

8/2/2010 11:10:23 PM