If I was spending money at this time I would go enjoy $3 day at Ruckus...


but, alas, I am not

7/21/2011 9:42:00 AM

I should be like you and, well, pay bills n shit....but I really need retail/bar therapy

and a xanax

7/21/2011 9:42:52 AM

WOO HOO!!!!


FINALLY KILLED THAT FUCKER!!!


if the secretary had just bought regular mouse traps last week like I asked her to this would have been long over with....

it only took 10 minutes once I set a real mouse trap instead of that gay ass thing she bought...

7/21/2011 9:53:59 AM

RIP Stuart Little.

7/21/2011 9:56:07 AM

i am trying really hard not to get annoyed at my coworker - but it's becoming rather difficult

7/21/2011 10:12:07 AM

^^yeah...my coworkers think i got entirely too much enjoyment out of killing him

7/21/2011 10:20:12 AM

Apparently I hit 44,000 last night.

7/21/2011 10:34:59 AM

Kentucky Kristin is leaving g105

7/21/2011 10:35:12 AM

fuck atlanta

7/21/2011 10:40:11 AM

i need to go to the tanning bed and take a shower

7/21/2011 10:42:57 AM

im glad someone else is feelin sorrow about this

7/21/2011 10:50:03 AM

Foster needed for a really cute dog ...

Somehow I don't think Fareako would approve.

7/21/2011 11:03:29 AM

i'm actually going to enjoy going to the dentist to get a cavity filled because it means i can get away from my email for an hour.

7/21/2011 11:06:11 AM

if I should have lunch/do my work in downtown Wake Forest or not

7/21/2011 11:12:28 AM

^^^He won't be back for like 2 months, right???

[Edited on July 21, 2011 at 11:22 AM. Reason : i can't count]

7/21/2011 11:21:52 AM

this dude from ESPN First Take wants to twitter fight me, LOL

[Edited on July 21, 2011 at 11:26 AM. Reason : asdf]

7/21/2011 11:26:31 AM

I'm not sure if he'll be back full time really ever. Depends on if he's sent straight to flight school, and if he isn't where they put him in the interim.

7/21/2011 11:27:07 AM

aww skwink

7/21/2011 11:38:40 AM

I'm fine. I mean, it really sucks not having him around and going a month at a time without getting to see him, but (imo) our relationship has gotten stronger since he went to TBS. It is going to suck when he's further away and I can't see him as much, but that's not forever.

7/21/2011 11:42:26 AM

ok nevermind then

awwww me

7/21/2011 11:43:47 AM

^^Same for when I went overseas...*cliche quote distance burns brighter garbage*

[Edited on July 21, 2011 at 11:45 AM. Reason : Also, yay for Skype amirite]

7/21/2011 11:44:41 AM

Quote :

"Heat Index 109°F"

fml

7/21/2011 11:45:18 AM

I should actually get Skype. Now we just use gmail video chat.

7/21/2011 11:46:17 AM

the neighbor is mowing grass and bought a cooler full of beer...

i guess i know what i'm doing the rest of the afternoon


btw...it's too f'ing hot to be outside but i'm doing it anyway

[Edited on July 21, 2011 at 1:22 PM. Reason : marty is my hero]

7/21/2011 1:21:57 PM

last night I had a dream about someone and I have no idea why

7/21/2011 1:39:06 PM

i love my dentist. she makes going and having a cavity filled a lot less anxiety/stress inducing.

7/21/2011 1:42:35 PM

7/21/2011 1:46:02 PM

surprise 4 day weekend next week? YES WE CAN /evan

7/21/2011 1:52:45 PM

there's something slightly awesome about eating lunch with your biochemistry books at the bar. yea everyone gives you weird looks, but whatever they're all drunk at 2 in the afternoon on a thursday I DARE THEM TO JUDGE ME


i probably have some sort of disorder but i LOVE going out by myself. I DO WHAT I WANT.

7/21/2011 2:01:01 PM

I need to foam roll so bad.

I also wish I could stop dropping an knocking over things.

7/21/2011 2:21:12 PM

making a slow dent

7/21/2011 2:36:51 PM

^^that sounds loosely pausible

7/21/2011 2:51:50 PM

this girl i went to school with is studying abroad for a month in ghana and changed her "lives in" on facebook to ghana

i guess currently you live there? but get over yourself. did i change my FB when i did study abroad in vietnam? no.

ghana is like fake africa anyway. anytime you can go to the hilton and get a mani/pedi and a massage you are not really roughin it.

p.s. this is the saddest blog ever you should probably not read it. it is especially sad when you scroll down to the pics of the nursery ahhhh. this makes me want to cry (it didn't used to be a sad blog until today).
http://www.theadventuresofstickybean.blogspot.com/

[Edited on July 21, 2011 at 3:01 PM. Reason : .]

7/21/2011 2:59:42 PM

your last tweet almost caused me to go on a rant

7/21/2011 3:02:12 PM

jj -> sets -> auburn

7/21/2011 3:03:17 PM

^^ mine? the RT about sex ed?

[Edited on July 21, 2011 at 3:05 PM. Reason : .]

7/21/2011 3:04:54 PM

yes

I am so tired of those backwards-thinking fucks

7/21/2011 3:06:15 PM

oh yea me too

7/21/2011 3:15:46 PM

just opened myself up for a fun facebook debate

7/21/2011 3:18:48 PM

i just contributed to it

7/21/2011 3:19:36 PM

it feels awesome outside now

7/21/2011 3:45:37 PM

hmm...maybe I'll finally go get a haircut today. That's the 3rd time I've been called bummy this week.

7/21/2011 3:46:01 PM

how many trips to the tanning bed to get rid of these weird tan lines

7/21/2011 3:55:14 PM

Got be completely 100 percent buck naked

7/21/2011 3:55:48 PM

i am in the tanning bed...

but i was sitting outside with the neighbor for about 3 hours today and have some beat up tan lines

7/21/2011 3:58:53 PM

fake tans itt

7/21/2011 3:59:35 PM

marty got sam drunk....

now he's just barking at the wall

7/21/2011 4:00:41 PM

damn alcoholic dog

7/21/2011 4:01:58 PM

now he's passed out on the floor

7/21/2011 4:03:37 PM

the crickets I'm hearing from some sections of the chorus is...interesting

7/21/2011 4:07:00 PM