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how I just wasted my 10000th post...something I never wanted to see

7/22/2011 8:12:15 PM

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"kdogg(c) All American 691 Posts"

wut

7/22/2011 8:22:21 PM

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7/22/2011 8:23:04 PM

Epic bubble bobble sextuple post

[Edited on July 22, 2011 at 8:39 PM. Reason : .]

7/22/2011 8:39:23 PM

apparently folks are going out tonight for my best friend's boyfriend's birthday

no invite

what. the. fuck.

yes we have a newborn...but it's OUR decision if we don't go. I would've had my mom watch the little guy after he went to bed for a bit so we could go out and wish him happy birthday.

[Edited on July 22, 2011 at 8:45 PM. Reason : ]

7/22/2011 8:44:45 PM

will you be my date?

7/22/2011 8:47:44 PM

And now I play the fury waiting game.
Let's see if assholes can fix relationships after fucking them over more than I thought possible.

You are a disappointment after a disappointment after a disappointment.
Why do I fucking try?

Ever want to just call someone and scream WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU to someone then hire a hit squad?

[Edited on July 22, 2011 at 9:21 PM. Reason : ]

7/22/2011 9:18:39 PM

it hurts more b/c it's her

7/22/2011 9:34:47 PM

^ sorry hun

7/22/2011 9:36:19 PM

^^^

7/22/2011 9:43:08 PM

its ok lk


you are <3ed

7/22/2011 9:50:44 PM

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"it hurts more b/c it's her "

exactly what's going through my mind right now.

7/22/2011 9:55:54 PM

Google huddle rocks

7/22/2011 10:19:08 PM

It struck me today that I've completely lost what little ability I had to socialize. I've got to make some new friends and start going out again.

7/22/2011 10:20:32 PM

there is a motherfucking fly in my apartment in my apartment

7/22/2011 11:43:11 PM

i always look forward to riding the ferry

7/23/2011 1:12:00 AM

guess who is wearing his 13 year old Dennis Rodman jersey tomorrow night?

THIS GUY

7/23/2011 2:08:16 AM

maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan


just man

if things were different this would be awesome

7/23/2011 2:14:10 AM

also our google huddle thing is awesome

7/23/2011 2:32:12 AM

I feel hot. My head is spinning, I feel like I'm seeing things out of the corner of my eye, and I really don't feel like I could sleep right now.

Maybe I need some melatonin and a fuckoff huge glass of water.

7/23/2011 2:38:25 AM

welp, pretty sure I've realized this wouldnt work...which I knew....but still, sometimes we have to realize things we know

7/23/2011 2:41:17 AM

7/23/2011 2:43:51 AM

glad you're back

7/23/2011 2:47:18 AM

has anybody ever tested their dog to see how they'd react if you were dead?


I just tried it, at first she was indifferent, and then she began to bark around me and run all around, then she started nudging and licking and then she cried and laid down next to me, at which point i jumped up and gave her a treat


is that messed up?

7/23/2011 3:53:41 AM

Coming home soon.

7/23/2011 3:54:31 AM

La la la.....

7/23/2011 5:10:41 AM

[Edited on July 23, 2011 at 8:36 AM. Reason : lawlz

7/23/2011 8:35:38 AM

If someone has the choice between:
-doing what they said they would (an easy task, but results would be keeping people calm/alive, saving a relationship, etcetera) (When I say easy task, I mean sticking to a daily routine that's been happening for months... there's really no effort)
vs
-doing the exact opposite of what they said, destroying any chance they had, going back on their word, doing the one possible thing that could make things worse, ignoring what someone had been asking continuously and ignoring warning signs, and going out of your way to be a dick,
Which would you do?

If you pick the last one then say "Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't think about it even though I said I'd do the first earlier, but don't hurt yourself I'm worried", I will beat you over the head.

7/23/2011 8:41:12 AM

lol @ saps

i can't do that i don't think because if i "play dead" on the floor my dog will probably just stomp all over me and think it is a game and i won't last long enough to convince her

but i'm going to try it tonight muhahahaha

7/23/2011 8:41:43 AM

I have done that... my dog started to chew on me- not a good sign :-/

7/23/2011 9:35:36 AM

errands before the heat: haircut, Farmers Market, Costco, Trader Joes, mow lawn (?)

7/23/2011 9:37:02 AM

7/23/2011 9:41:20 AM

I just remembered that I owe you $30

7/23/2011 9:42:08 AM

Tater, buy a ticket to the 311/Sublime concert. Tim, Deen, me and Scott all got our tickets yesterday for $15 - I think the groupon is still open too

7/23/2011 9:46:54 AM

got mine for $5

we need to talk about details such as carpooling, tailgating, etc

7/23/2011 9:58:19 AM

blargh

7/23/2011 9:58:40 AM

yeah, I'll probably leave for the tailgate straight from work around 4ish. Since I'll be coming from Morrisville I could meet up with you guys somewhere on my way to Alltel

7/23/2011 10:08:39 AM

yeah, i'll have to leave straight from Morrisville too, but probably more like 5-530ish

7/23/2011 10:23:40 AM

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"lol @ saps i can't do that i don't think because if i "play dead" on the floor my dog will probably just stomp all over me and think it is a game and i won't last long enough to convince her but i'm going to try it tonight muhahahaha "

hahahahahah, I'm glad at least one other person doesnt think I'm some twisted asshole! but yes, when I said she was running all around she was running all over me too, she definitely kicked me in the face, it wasn't like I was just laying there, I had to stick to my guns and not be like "ow fuck you whore"

7/23/2011 10:30:23 AM

hahahaha

7/23/2011 11:15:52 AM

Oh good grief. There's going to be a killing before the day is over.

7/23/2011 12:17:50 PM

Man its hot out....


But the grass is mowed

7/23/2011 12:29:47 PM

i think it's amusing that people are bitching about being hot when it's freezing here

7/23/2011 12:32:49 PM

Showered off, in the cool house, warm kitty in my lap, time for a nap maybe?

7/23/2011 1:00:41 PM

I am so glad I just got my shower.....


Considering the water just went out while my mom was all lathered and shampooed up

7/23/2011 1:03:27 PM