Quote :

"DDK - is that the same guy you said that talks like the jersey shore goons? yeah..... there's a reason why he talks like that....."

haha no... thats the other guy...

12/11/2010 1:19:44 PM

I need to make an effort to get out of this routine that is my life. Routine is the bane of my existence. The comfort of the pay check has dulled my senses.

12/11/2010 3:06:19 PM

^ I hear that dude.


I can't believe I slept til 2:45

12/11/2010 3:12:02 PM

Quote :

"why are all girls scared to death of every bug? i mean sure they can be icky but they wont eat you!"

hahaha I have nooo clue. I know I KNOW I know the bug won't hurt me, but it's just so gross. I was on my computer chair moving stuff around the floor with a broom trying to find it.

I need a man around like pronto.

12/11/2010 4:20:12 PM

12/11/2010 4:20:40 PM

My name is Matt, and I am a lightweight.

12/11/2010 9:41:23 PM

I want to tell my best friend that I wish I had asked her to be my maid of honor in our wedding, rather than wimping out and just asking my sister. It's been weighing on me for nearly a year, but other than getting it off my chest, what good will it do?

12/14/2010 2:42:31 PM

^I imagine it would probably make her feel better as well. It might not mean anything if you picked another friend over here because you were scared of the other friend, but I think she can understand you wimping out over family.

And it's just the maid of fucking honor...you're not that special.

[Edited on December 14, 2010 at 2:45 PM. Reason : .]

12/14/2010 2:44:19 PM

This is my first Christmas break out of school...I didn't think it would happen, but I'm pretty goddamn bitter seeing posts from everyone a year or two behind me who just finished up and now have almost a month off to do nothing

12/14/2010 2:49:50 PM

The first TWWer I met was Sarose.

12/15/2010 6:54:29 PM

I just pooted and I regret not having someone here with me to share this delightful aroma.

12/16/2010 12:31:39 AM

I am sick of being the guy who lost his wife. I appreciate the thoughts and sentiment, but I'm sick of being singled out because of it.


When will I just be Matt again?

12/17/2010 12:11:05 AM

I have SUCH a crush on Max Talbot but am disgusted with him because he's on the Pittsburgh Penguins.

12/20/2010 2:59:37 PM

I sing in the shower. If there is music playing, I dance too

12/23/2010 3:28:01 AM

the real question is: do you use the shower head as a microphone?

12/23/2010 3:32:13 AM

I am fucking addicted to Pocket Legends.

12/24/2010 4:18:16 AM

I have never wanted to skip a holiday so much in my life.

I haven't told anybody what I want, because nobody can do shit about it.
I have been ignoring the holiday for a long as I could. Nobody is getting much of anything from me this year.
Being here with a while new set of reminders and festive people just makes it that much harder.
Its snowing.
There well be so many reminders tomorrow, and I have to face them in front of people.

Merry fucking Christmas.

12/24/2010 11:21:39 AM

i have a bad habit of "rewarding" myself with bad treats after working out

kinda defeats the point of working out

12/28/2010 6:26:52 PM

im certain nobody (tonight) is going to break into my home or attempt to but I'll probably stay awake till 4am or so just to make sure


*cray cray*

now my dog is barking and he never barks at night, maybe im not certain



[Edited on December 29, 2010 at 2:34 AM. Reason : UPDATE]

12/29/2010 2:27:06 AM

relieved/relaxed for the first time in nearly 5 months

12/29/2010 3:02:13 AM

I LOVE Matlock.

12/29/2010 10:49:19 AM

I just ripped a spicy fart that made my eyes tear up.

12/29/2010 10:57:27 AM

herp derp, self control is hard but this is right for right now

V

12/29/2010 10:58:08 AM

12/29/2010 11:02:52 AM

I had the dog on the leash walking through the snow and hit a patch of ice. The dog pulled on me about the time I hit the ice patch and I went down pretty hard. Now there's not part of my body that doesn't hurt.

I feel like an old cripple because I had to get my husband to help me get my underwear/pants on this morning.

12/29/2010 1:17:01 PM

poor bb!!


i fell on ice yesterday, but i was more confused than hurt

12/29/2010 1:22:08 PM

I just tried my new razor that I got for Christmas, and it gives a close shave

I'm very tempted to loose the beard for awhile just to be able to use it more

12/29/2010 1:42:50 PM

I've been off of work since the 24th. I just realized I basically have nothing to do to pass the time between now and when I go back.

12/29/2010 10:02:46 PM

Strange things make me cry

Non-sad scenes in movies
Non-sad music


Odd things

12/29/2010 10:04:56 PM

I am up to my eyeballs in debt and it makes me disgusted with myself

12/29/2010 10:32:17 PM

I'm up to a reasonable amount of debt, which is a mere fraction of what my wining & dining habit's been

12/29/2010 10:34:22 PM

Hello LunaK, my name is EMCE.
I just wanted to post here to let you know I would be willing to give you an interest free loan to help with your debt. I would be happy to do so, and I think that I could really help you out.
However, you should know, that in order to secure this loan.... you'll have to let me do unspeakable things to you in the bedroom that will probably make you hate yourself for approximately 4 years. YEARS...

fl33twಠ_ಠd, the offer stands for you as well

12/29/2010 10:35:10 PM

There are only 2 people I miss.

Also, this site is dead as fuck. What the hell is wrong with you people?!

12/29/2010 11:45:12 PM

I am such a spineless weeny. I am so angry with her right now, but just fake happy and go along with all of her plans just to avoid confrontation because I hate making people upset.

I think I shall go back to crying on the couch until I pass out and forget this day.

[/pityparty]

12/30/2010 9:29:21 PM

Now that I know I'm going to be here another 5yrs my outlook has completely changed. Instead of looking at everyone as single serving and keeping to myself while dreaming of the day we get out I'm considering planting lasting roots.

I blame moving every two yrs since I was 18 for this. Making lifelong friends is hard when you move a lot. It's almost not worth the effort. But now I suppose it is. Crazy.

12/30/2010 9:31:54 PM

I'm praying that no one shows up for work between now and 7am. Someone was supposed to be here at 6:00am. No one. Not even a phone call saying they are running late. in 35 minutes, if no one shows, I'm going to call my supervisor. There's a 75% chance he won't answer. So I'll leave him a message, and walk the fuck out of this department unmanned. I am tired of them coming in late with no reprocussion.

1/1/2011 6:27:28 AM

... 5 minutes remaining and I've never been more giddy...

1/1/2011 6:54:19 AM

i still cry when i watch the green mile. yup, thats me

1/1/2011 10:28:09 PM

neighbor just caught me peeing off of my deck.

1/4/2011 10:05:13 PM

I hope karma ruins that bitch.

1/4/2011 10:06:24 PM

I just tore ass in my office and I don't know if anyone heard it.

1/6/2011 5:01:30 PM

i wish school wasn't starting back up... well class is ok, it's all the damn reading.... it's soooo blah

1/6/2011 5:05:13 PM

I give up. No more. Time to go walk Glacier then bedtime.

1/6/2011 10:22:39 PM

i'm watching hannah montana on instant watch

whoops

well only season 4 because i started it this summer w/ the kid i babysit and i needed to know how the season ended!!!!!

1/7/2011 1:32:13 AM

1/7/2011 1:53:59 AM

I still have yet to see her or any of the minions face to face though everyone thinks I have many many times.

1/7/2011 2:04:00 AM

I really wish I had some of those biore things for my nose. Those things are awesome.

1/7/2011 12:55:55 PM

For Christmas I got a makeup kit which included, blush, lip gloss, and eye shadow. The second time I used it I accidentally used the lip gloss on my eye lids. My eye lids were very glittery and sticky.

1/7/2011 8:04:57 PM

I can't wait for classes to start again.

1/7/2011 8:05:46 PM

I get pee shy

1/7/2011 8:20:43 PM