Confess to me!!!

[Edited on December 2, 2011 at 12:33 AM. Reason : 242]

12/2/2011 12:32:59 AM

AND ME

12/2/2011 12:33:46 AM

Got anything for Fletch?

12/2/2011 12:59:52 AM

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"When I was 6, I had my "first" sexual experience with a girl who was 5 years old and lived next door. We would play house in the woods nearby and fondle each other. We were both so intrigued in the differences between male and female gentils. I knew what we were doing had to be kept secret, but it didn't stop me nor did I feel guilty about any of it. I don't know how it happened the first time, but I remember it was our little secret for over a year before I moved. About 5 years after my family moved, I remember being with my family in the mall and bumping into her and her family. She remembered me and had a huge ear to ear grin as did I. I wish I could recall her name."

12/2/2011 1:46:15 AM

When I was 4 the 6 year old boy across the street showed me his penis and told me I had to show him what I had. I punched him in the balls and ran home.

12/2/2011 7:08:12 AM

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"I am suspicious of BigFletch."

12/2/2011 8:15:47 AM

I remember seeing BigFletch on campus back when we were freshmen.

12/2/2011 8:18:07 AM

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""When I was 6, I had my "first" sexual experience with a girl who was 5 years old and lived next door. We would play house in the woods nearby and fondle each other. We were both so intrigued in the differences between male and female gentils. I knew what we were doing had to be kept secret, but it didn't stop me nor did I feel guilty about any of it. I don't know how it happened the first time, but I remember it was our little secret for over a year before I moved. About 5 years after my family moved, I remember being with my family in the mall and bumping into her and her family. She remembered me and had a huge ear to ear grin as did I. I wish I could recall her name.""

omg your name isn't Ryan is it? There was this boy in my neighborhood named Ryan and we were in kindergarten and that sounds exactly like what we used to do. I remember when he first showed me his third thumb

12/2/2011 8:55:02 AM

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"Sometimes my internet has feelings."

12/2/2011 9:04:20 AM

BigFletch is good peoples

12/2/2011 11:22:38 AM

Anybody wanna fess up to anything?

12/2/2011 8:28:30 PM

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"In response to MinkaGrl01, did you ever live in Piney Green, NC? "

12/2/2011 8:52:26 PM

Friday night confessions?

12/2/2011 9:27:51 PM

12/2/2011 9:37:22 PM

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"the " come watch a movie in my room " trick works every time. Hopefully she brings her friend . "

12/2/2011 9:38:08 PM

12/2/2011 9:38:29 PM

Somebody gimme a happy confession to cheer Bubble up

12/2/2011 9:57:04 PM

why would giving a happy confession to you cheer up his great bubbliness? wouldn't giving it to him make more sense?

12/2/2011 9:58:18 PM

You're right, send it to him

12/2/2011 9:59:35 PM

whats wrong with bubble?

is he having the whole, "im closing on 30 and still live with my parents" mid-life crisis?

12/2/2011 11:01:43 PM

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"Sometimes I intentionally listen to songs that make me cry for like an hour in a row. It's kind of cathartic."

12/2/2011 11:07:02 PM

Stinger you're a grouch. Go back to PP please.

12/2/2011 11:11:04 PM

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"When I do something wrong, I almost always do it wrong twice before I finally get it right. Today, I almost caused a traffic accident for the second time in a row, for the same reason (road rage)."

12/3/2011 9:50:00 PM

It's late and I'm bored. Confess your sins to meeeeeeee

12/4/2011 12:47:46 AM

^^ One time I caused a traffic accident by walking across an entrance when a car was trying to turn left into it.

Obviously left turns are supposed to yield to pedestrians, but I was kind of thankful he decided to take the oncoming traffic as opposed to me. Felt a little bad about it.

12/4/2011 12:51:06 AM

Lucky

12/4/2011 12:56:15 AM

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" I'm going to pick up at a large stoner pie from Gumby's at 1:30AM, with a coupon, to eat it (forever) alone. I don't even like Gumby's, but I have a MOTHERFUCKING COUPON. "

12/4/2011 1:36:15 AM

I'm waiting with bated breath

12/4/2011 1:40:11 AM

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"I feel guilty whenever i catch myself falling out of love with my ex. "

12/4/2011 1:53:51 AM

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"I want nothing more than to wake up to my SO spooning/humping me. I am so fucking horny I can contain it!!!!"

12/4/2011 10:39:38 AM

Confess to Father Fletch about your exciting weekend shenanigans because my weekend was boring as fuck.

12/4/2011 4:15:46 PM

Tell me your secrets

12/5/2011 12:26:53 AM

First PM:

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"i soooo want to respond to this craigslist ad: 27 year old white male, soon to be NC State graduate, who has been diligently working on his Finals all day. I am about to take a study break and would like some company. I was thinking we could blaze down and maybe get a bite to eat or something like that (my treat)."

Then the followup:

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"so the CL ad from the last confession was in the 'strictly platonic, m4w' section heres one by undoubtedly the same guy in the 'men seeking women': So I've spent the day hard at work trying to finishing up my finals and am about to take a much needed study break. I would like the company of a nice young lady for the evening. We can smoke, go get dinner, and just chill. Everything is my treat. I'm always interested in meeting new people and hope the next will be you. lol idk if that is relevant or interesting but i still kinda wanna respond "

12/5/2011 7:19:07 PM

lol stalking cl for love connections. always a good idea.

12/5/2011 8:07:43 PM

I MET MY GF ON CRAIGSLIST

12/5/2011 8:08:24 PM

i'm too tired and stupid for this right now

12/5/2011 8:09:37 PM

THAT WOULD BE FUNNY IF I WERE AN ALIAS OR IF MY GF WERE ON HERE

12/5/2011 8:10:20 PM

ISWYDT

12/5/2011 8:12:40 PM

I've met a couple people from the platonic section for shits & giggles. For the most part, the guys are lying (shocker, I know). And most of the people are pretty weird and/or super flaky. But I did meet one guy who then introduced me to someone I dated for like 6 months and am still good friends with. So it's not all bad.

12/5/2011 8:13:08 PM

met my girlfriend on craigslist and all i got was this lousy t-shirt

12/5/2011 8:15:32 PM

CONFESS TO ME PEOPLES

12/5/2011 8:24:32 PM

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"I just had this conversation with my boyfriend (backstory: he wants to make/eat TWO BOXES of mac-n-cheese, but our house motto is "no fatties"): me: how about I sit on your face instead? boyfriend: at this point, I'm going to have to go with the mac-n-cheese me: so my vagina isn't as good as mac-no-cheese? boyfriend: but it's the THICK AND CREAMY mac-n-cheese me: "

I've gotten some good ones today

12/5/2011 9:29:02 PM

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"Sometimes - when I use the online chat help options - I hit those guys with some off the wall questions. I was told it was mean, but if they have a sense of humor, I think it'd be fun for them - break up the blah of full time customer service. Which is it? Fun or mean? "

What say ye TWW?

12/5/2011 10:27:49 PM

probably kind of annoying? Depends on the person though.

12/5/2011 10:28:54 PM

confess to me!

12/5/2011 10:29:30 PM

I think it's funny as long as it is done in comedy and the person is not trying to be a legit dick

12/5/2011 10:31:00 PM

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"At least one child involved in my experience (when I was 4) was molested by their father. Believe me, this was not immediately obvious to me. Also, I wasn't the only person brought into this. For those of you who will respond to this with negative comments about the perpetrator, you should know that he found his way to jail / the grave eventually. Doesn't change the fact it did damage that can never be taken back. I'm not a victim, I'm a by-standard, they are the victims. When I became aware of what my memories meant, I was upset that I didn't do something earlier when it could have made a difference and when my mind refused to look at these memories. I still am to some degree, I haven't gotten over that. I know I'm projecting my experience onto other people... but I have to say it... For those of you who experimented with a 6 year old as a 5 year old, or whatever it might be, please give them a phone call. Ask them if something else happened to them before that you don't know about. It might be a flirty grin right now, but you don't know what hasn't been said. Maybe I'm wrong, maybe it was just your OWN curiosities, and then that's just a part of the human experience. But if it's the kind of touch I experienced... that's just not the kind of thing that kids normally come up with themselves. The reality is that childhood sexual experiences almost always involve authority, seniority, coercion, or violence. I'm not getting this from a book, just use your brain. Even if what you experienced lacks any of these aspects, it's likely connected to an event that did, and it's likely unaddressed. Who knows how many people they've had in their life they can talk about it to. And who knows what the state of those memories are in the first place. My memories were dormant in my mind for a DECADE. Maybe they were abused before the onset of their conscious memory in the first place, it could have still led to what you experienced, it's entirely possible that they experimented in that way because of what they learned from an adult. It's nice to be able to talk about it. It really is. "

12/5/2011 11:22:15 PM

ok seriously
i'm not trying to make light of that confession

but i played doctor under the slide on the playground when i was 5yrs old
and i'm not currently contemplating suicide so...

does that make me heartless?

i wonder if this is the guy i touched under the slide 24 years ago?

12/5/2011 11:26:07 PM

I'm here. Waiting. Silently. Watching

12/5/2011 11:26:46 PM

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"So I joined Plenty of Fish. I've gotten a lot of attention from guys on there. However the majority of guys on there try to talk to me with horrible spelling and horrible grammar. I think it might be a waste of time to be on there"

i had similar experiences on PoF... what i saw mostly was that the guys on there were either military (which is hot in a lot of instances) or illiterate. just gotta weed through em. i met a summer fling on there. haha. drama free.

12/5/2011 11:31:54 PM