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and because no one reads the last post:

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"So I joined Plenty of Fish. I've gotten a lot of attention from guys on there. However the majority of guys on there try to talk to me with horrible spelling and horrible grammar. I think it might be a waste of time to be on there"

i had similar experiences on PoF... what i saw mostly was that the guys on there were either military (which is hot in a lot of instances) or illiterate. just gotta weed through em. i met a summer fling on there. haha. drama free.

12/5/2011 11:33:12 PM

what's the point of PoF?

seems like okcupid but without any of the steps that require literacy

12/6/2011 2:01:27 AM

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" So, that Kate Mara thread reminds me of a girl I used to work with. This girl broke up with her boyfriend one night at work right in front of me, invited me to her place, and then got so drunk that she started telling me about her abortion. Then asked me to get in bed with her, threw up on herself and passed out. So instead of having unprotected sex, I snuck out at 2 in the morning, went to Taco Bell, ate a Chalupa, went home, and knocked one out to a redhead porno. Turns out her boyfriend broke into her apartment a few hours after I left, trashed the place, and had to have the cops come and arrest him. She was a real keeper. I should look her up."

12/6/2011 6:48:27 AM

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"Sometimes - when I use the online chat help options - I hit those guys with some off the wall questions. I was told it was mean, but if they have a sense of humor, I think it'd be fun for them - break up the blah of full time customer service. Which is it? Fun or mean?"

That depends entirely on the questions, doesn't it?

Also, talking about joining a dating website doesn't qualify as a goddamn confession. You're already on the Wolf Web.

12/6/2011 6:53:24 AM

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"what's the point of PoF? seems like okcupid but without any of the steps that require literacy"

You answered your own question lol.

^^^

[Edited on December 6, 2011 at 11:17 AM. Reason : a]

12/6/2011 11:16:44 AM

Anyone wanna confess to me? Doesn't have to be something earth shattering. Silly confessions are cool too.

12/6/2011 6:42:31 PM

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"I saw a therapist today for the first time ever. Went to treat anxiety. Apparently I have OCD as well. Who knew? Now I feel super crazy. "

12/6/2011 7:15:46 PM

therapists will fill your mind with shit and tell you that you have xyz, need so many sessions, and to take some pills. they're full of shit.

12/6/2011 7:17:13 PM

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"I just sent a picture of my cock to a TWWer. I hope she does the right thing."

12/6/2011 7:20:45 PM

Quote :

"I checked my Email for a cock pic, but it wasn't me. "

12/6/2011 8:27:51 PM

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12/6/2011 10:24:10 PM

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"therapists will fill your mind with shit and tell you that you have xyz, need so many sessions, and to take some pills."

this is not true.

12/6/2011 10:25:34 PM

No it isn't

12/6/2011 10:26:55 PM

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"I think that my good friend is fucking a married woman. I'm torn between *high five* and "I'm fucking disappointed in you." "

12/6/2011 10:41:52 PM

Late late night confessions?

12/7/2011 1:44:50 AM

I don't believe that confession up there from that guy who left that chic's place and went to Taco Bell at 2am and then went home.

I've never seen a taco bell stay open past midnight. They claim they're open late, but I think thats just for the over 30 crowd

12/7/2011 9:07:53 AM

random confession:

Quote :

"There's this song called Android Porn by Kraddy. I really like it and wanted to hear more music just like it so I created a station in Pandora searching for Android Porn. A couple weeks ago, I was with my lady friend and I asked her if she wanted to listen to some music. She said sure and asked if she could pick the station. I said okay and the next thing I know she was all lol I have since changed that station name. "

12/7/2011 2:12:39 PM

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"I meant to send this last night but lost track of time. I was in middle school when my sister began to go through some issues. Depression and mental illness lead to suicide attempts. On one of these attempts, I was taken to the emergency room by my parents. I watched my sister's motionless body centered among busy doctors and nurses for several minutes before they realized I was watching. I watched family members weep when we were told it was not looking good as I stood there apathetically. It felt like an out-of-body experience. At that moment, I wanted her to die. This came out of nowhere but felt genuine. She survived but more attempts and shit have followed and I don't know if I regret the sentiment. It took me years of introspection/therapy to come to grips with this but I've been obsessed with death ever since. These pervasive thoughts are a daily reminder of how much I enjoy life but created this strange dichotomy in my head, pullling at each other constantly. "

Anybody else got one for me?

12/7/2011 6:34:01 PM

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"I've been thinking about my ex lately, and looked her up on facebook. In doing this, I discovered that she's put the weight on over this last year. I'm not regreting our outcome anymore, nor, thinking about getting back together. HA! "

I don't know why I love this thread so much but I do.

Confess to me

12/7/2011 8:03:17 PM

Quote :

"i desperately want to sleep with the dude sitting in my living room and it's a bad thing "

12/7/2011 8:09:57 PM

Quote :

" So I was just sent a controversial picture of joie... I wonder why it hasn't been plastered all over tdub yet? I wouldn't be the person to it, but the source said it was pretty easy to find... is this another case of tww coverup? "

12/7/2011 10:08:22 PM

hahaha

oh lord

[Edited on December 7, 2011 at 10:34 PM. Reason : CONFESS TO ME]

12/7/2011 10:33:50 PM

Quote :

"i want to fuck you like an animal "

jesus, i didn't expect that one

12/7/2011 10:36:21 PM

Do they want to feel you from the inside?

12/7/2011 10:37:21 PM

that confession was not sent by treznor

12/7/2011 10:40:08 PM

Did you let them violate you?

12/7/2011 10:40:39 PM

i'll never tell

12/7/2011 10:58:35 PM

I am craj

Cranked.

12/7/2011 11:36:10 PM

Anyone have anything to confess?

12/7/2011 11:36:45 PM

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12/8/2011 1:13:45 AM

I haven't gotten one in a while. Turn my Inbox GREEN tww!

12/8/2011 9:23:41 AM

Somebody tell me a secret

12/8/2011 12:45:53 PM

Quote :

"My sister had a breakdown and is recovering. Back to work etc. anyway once a week we hang out. I chose a movie from shitbox. It was Terri. Looked at the picture. Looked to be funny. A fat kid and the guy from step brothers. Fail. Not funny the kid is mentally ill and I'm watching this with my recovering sister. I try to keep the movies fun and upbeat. This shit was so bad I had a panic attack of sorts and turned it off. She agreed it sucked. I was low on sleep as well. Long story short we talked about life for 1 hour or so, I told her to go home and that I loved her but I needed sleep because I was very grumpy. I felt bad for telling her to leave so I called her this morning to apologize. She was cool with all of it and I let her know next time we would work on a movie together. Man that movie is bullshit I don't suggest watching it at all. The end. "

12/8/2011 3:43:57 PM

Anybody got an evening confession for me?

12/8/2011 5:35:21 PM

Quote :

"i want to lick settledown's taint."

12/8/2011 6:06:06 PM

Quote :

" I just sent a TWWer a naked picture. They really seemed to like it. I hope they reciprocate! "

Keep em coming

12/8/2011 6:28:45 PM

Quote :

"still in love with my ex. "

Y'all niggas postin in a BigFletch thread!! I'm on fire today with confessions. Somebody send me one that starts with "This one time at band camp..."

12/8/2011 8:10:30 PM

i'm at hospice with my dad. give me confessions to make me feel better!

12/8/2011 8:14:53 PM

Quote :

"this one time at band camp, I took a shit so big I couldn't play the music right afterwards also, i fucked this one chick like 3 times "

Confess to me about naughty things you've done at the supermarket. Also, send Wordsworth a confession to cheer her up

12/8/2011 8:22:08 PM

Confession from earlier:

Quote :

"I just sent a TWWer a naked picture. They really seemed to like it. I hope they reciprocate! "

Followup:

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"Follow up: They reciprocated and GOTH DAYUM! "

12/8/2011 9:10:12 PM

Goth? We still have Gothies on TWW???

12/8/2011 9:16:04 PM

You really read that and think they mean the person is a goth?

12/8/2011 9:27:01 PM

I was being funny.

12/8/2011 9:27:34 PM

how did "being funny" work out for you?

12/8/2011 9:29:26 PM

I thought there was a script on this page

12/8/2011 9:56:25 PM

Quote :

"part of me wants to give bottombaby a hug. another part of me wants to call her a chinless fatty "

12/8/2011 10:15:37 PM

I don't like hugs so you may as well start with chinless fatty jokes.

12/8/2011 10:32:20 PM

No mean jokes here!! Erica is sooper kewl!!!

12/8/2011 10:33:20 PM

Is it mean when it's truthful? Also have serious case of shelf butt and tweety bird shoulders.

12/8/2011 10:36:40 PM

12/8/2011 10:37:32 PM