haha I thought of tww women haha.

8/2/2011 7:20:06 PM

I'm done with being at work.. I wanna see my booooo.

8/2/2011 7:20:41 PM

For some reason I feel like I can eat 2/3 of a pound of ground turkey and it doesn't fill me up very well. I don't get it.

8/2/2011 7:54:36 PM

Quote :

"I love when one person gives you information that leads you to be on the phone/on hold for a few more hours. Then you talk to someone else with the same company and hear they were wrong and you could have avoided all the frustration. Except how do you know the second person wasn't actually the wrong one? Here's hoping."

Pretty sure this happens to me once a week with Verizon.


[Edited on August 2, 2011 at 8:35 PM. Reason : awesome boyfriend is awesome! ]

8/2/2011 8:22:12 PM

I hate it when a solicitor calls and they start off like they know you.

"Erica! How are you doing?!"



Normally, I don't fall for it. However, I took my grandmother's land line after she died and I occasionally receive phone calls from her friends and extended family.

8/2/2011 8:58:13 PM

OH MY GOD MY CAT GOT OUTSIDE and she's not an outdoor cat

FOR A LONG TIME

but i found her

SHE IS THE ONLY ONE OF MY ANIMALS THAT ISN'T MICROCHIPPED

so fucking scary

but everything is fine now. i would ahve cried a thousand tears if i had lost her. omg. omg omg.

8/2/2011 9:31:26 PM

^OMG

also sumfoo1, did she seem particularly femme while still in the male role?

8/2/2011 9:45:33 PM

9:45 bedtime? Yes please

And shut your fucking dog up

8/2/2011 9:45:46 PM

LOL tornado warning is not part of dvr, now let me keep watching my recorded show dammit. On a side note, if I die of a tornado, feel free to submit this to darwin awards.

8/2/2011 9:50:09 PM

yes yes you can has cheezburger

8/2/2011 9:58:20 PM

i just tried to do what saps did and play dead for my dog

i didn't last

she was tickling me with kisses and put all her toys on me. then a ball rolled off my shoulder and i was scared she'd pounce directly on me to get it. so i got up.

8/2/2011 10:38:56 PM

god writing this email sucks

8/2/2011 10:41:06 PM

I kind of want to go get in bed and try to finish this, but I know me going to bed to work on something never ends well and always keeps me up far too late.

8/2/2011 11:11:49 PM

billy the exterminator = guilty pleasure tv

also. mountain dew vodka is AWESOME

8/2/2011 11:16:51 PM

Quote :

"mountain dew vodka is AWESOME"

fucking GROSS

[Edited on August 2, 2011 at 11:20 PM. Reason : drank that in HS and hated Mtn. Dew for a LONG time because of that]

8/2/2011 11:20:01 PM

not mountain dew AND vodka

it's mountain dew flavored vodka. it's totally dif. ok not really. shhhhhh its good

8/2/2011 11:24:17 PM

you can have that shit

I want NO PART OF IT

8/2/2011 11:24:39 PM

more for meeeeeeeeeeeeeee

8/2/2011 11:25:28 PM

billy the exterminator pisses me off


leave the snakes alone

8/2/2011 11:25:33 PM

his hair is so gross i can't stop watching

8/2/2011 11:26:14 PM

I must admit, I'd prefer vodka and mtn dew to vodka and grape juice

8/2/2011 11:31:51 PM

i feel icky

8/2/2011 11:56:02 PM

you should

8/2/2011 11:57:31 PM

what is it with dudes that go wooooOOOOOOOOoooooo during polite applause after a song at a live acoustic show

8/3/2011 12:20:39 AM

is this similar to my hatred for that handful of moron 45 year old tards that yell GET IN THE HOLE during a golf tournament like .4 nanoseconds after ball contact?

8/3/2011 12:25:42 AM

yes, i would imagine that is a very similar type of irritation

i mean FUCK

it's like a disease

why MUST he say woooooOOOOOOOoooooooooo while clapping after EVERY FUCKING SONG

8/3/2011 12:27:45 AM

the things we go for those we care greatly about...

8/3/2011 12:50:47 AM

I accidentally left a heating pad on in my bed for the last 17 hours. Glad I didn't burn the house down.

8/3/2011 12:56:15 AM

I'm surprised it didn't have an automatic shutoff like electric blankets do.

8/3/2011 12:56:51 AM

omg i'm exhausted and i think i'm getting the throat plague of death

8/3/2011 7:18:34 AM

blah

8/3/2011 7:22:32 AM

Every time I even consider taking a day off that bitch has already asked off.

8/3/2011 7:25:38 AM

ugh so stressed out to the point where i am not sleeping. I RESENT YOU THIS IS WHY I AM STRESSED OUT

8/3/2011 7:43:55 AM

srsly, it's only Wednesday....

8/3/2011 8:16:07 AM

^^^you need to plan your days off better then... I ask off for weekends I want months in advance.

8/3/2011 8:32:59 AM

i also ask for weekends.......oh wait

elise that sucks. i used to have that problem at my first job. i would try to take time off and this bia i worked with would find out and request the day before i could.

8/3/2011 8:52:18 AM

my coworker just surprised me and brought me flowers to cheer me up.

8/3/2011 9:01:44 AM

I wish there was an Earth Fare closer to me. Not because I want overpriced organic stuff, but because they apparently give lots of coupons for free things.

8/3/2011 9:13:04 AM

I am in need of attention....

but I will be busy today at work so I won't be able to attention whore much on tww

this poses a problem

8/3/2011 9:21:58 AM

I hate when I order something and it takes forever to arrive.

8/3/2011 9:38:33 AM

Quote :

" 1st: Roasted Bone Marrow Marinated fennel, pickled shallot, ciabatta or Pappardelle Suckling pig and wild mushroon sugo, arugula, caperberry, honey 2nd: Grilled Texas Quail stuffed with braised suckling pig, roasted salsify salad, sunchoke or Berkshire Pork Loin Napa cabbage, fava, chiles, pickled apple, smoked corn or Risotto Wild mushroom (morels), montasio, english peas, asiago 3rd: Caramel Turtle Affogato Sauteed caramel gelato, espresso chocolate, candied pecans or Pistachio Pound Cake Sweetened mascarpone, sour cherries, grappa or Honey & Vanilla Panna Cotta Saba, blueberry "panzanella" "

8/3/2011 10:01:21 AM

who wants to deliver lunch to me?

8/3/2011 10:48:40 AM

http://www.cnn.com/2011/US/08/03/heat/index.html?hpt=hp_t2

holy heat!

8/3/2011 11:17:56 AM

ugh you-know-who EMAIL ME BACKKKKKKKK

8/3/2011 11:19:36 AM

PODs are gone!

8/3/2011 11:40:23 AM

I think it'd be kinda cool to be an exterior window cleaner of sky scrapers

8/3/2011 11:47:00 AM

this chocolate is mmmmmmm

8/3/2011 11:48:37 AM

i think it would be cool to own a quaint little "antique" bookstore...

not just a common "used" bookstore...


but the kind with ambiance and really old and beautiful leather bound books...


i don't think there is much of a market for that in garner or wilson though

8/3/2011 12:11:45 PM

rich mahogany and many leather bound books

8/3/2011 12:14:20 PM

precisely!

8/3/2011 12:15:42 PM