really?

8/6/2011 10:14:00 PM

Give me a reason, other than ethics, not to go in with a bunch of people and buy a couple directv dishes and boxes and share one account on the cheap?

[Edited on August 6, 2011 at 10:15 PM. Reason : ]

8/6/2011 10:15:02 PM

The duplin county animal shelter thing makes my heart hurt....

I wish I could get sam 10 buddies

8/6/2011 10:15:13 PM

ya rlly

8/6/2011 10:15:45 PM

They use to have it so you couldn't do that because they'd ping you via land line...

8/6/2011 10:16:03 PM

^ pretty sure my father hasn't plugged his in for the past decade

8/6/2011 10:16:51 PM

3^that has been adjusted, but plz to remember I am a preschool teacher at a church and have lots of parents and church personnel on mah friendz list

[Edited on August 6, 2011 at 10:18 PM. Reason : .]

8/6/2011 10:17:15 PM

I am trying to find a volunteer spot at the pound to kill cats/dogs if no one else wants to

I really dont care about dead animals, maybe i'm too calloused

8/6/2011 10:18:06 PM

And I know that now you don't need multiple dishes, so that would look fishy.

8/6/2011 10:18:19 PM

we needed more than one at the apartment I had attached to the Roche's house, just because of the distance between rooms.

8/6/2011 10:18:59 PM

haha I dont really care, I dont really have anything to post to you, just wanted to make you feel bad

8/6/2011 10:19:45 PM

You can buy dishes from 3rd parties for next to nothing.

[Edited on August 6, 2011 at 10:20 PM. Reason : ]

8/6/2011 10:20:18 PM

8/6/2011 10:20:36 PM

Quote :

"plz to remember I am a preschool teacher at a church and have lots of parents and church personnel on mah friendz list"

i had a lot of parents add me last year but i took them all off! but now i work somewhere new so they all added me back. never doing that again though! too weird!

[Edited on August 6, 2011 at 10:26 PM. Reason : ]

8/6/2011 10:25:35 PM

I personally don't post anything that would raise any flags, but I've had friends that don't heed my warnings, so I have an extensive list of people who aren't allowed to post on my photos or wall.

8/6/2011 10:29:13 PM

so lets say I posted "ELISE HAS A FLAPPY VAGINA" on your wall, would this get me banned?

8/6/2011 10:31:41 PM

most likely. I assume something like that got you banned to begin with.

8/6/2011 10:33:39 PM

I got deleted from a chicks facebook for posting that she fucks the most worthless guys on the planet. The part that supposedly pissed her off? Her dad is on her facebook. Yea, he bought you fake tits. I'm pretty sure he knows you put dick in that thing.

8/6/2011 10:34:16 PM

no way, I'm classy and shit, you probably banned me on some PMS binge

8/6/2011 10:34:27 PM

you are probably right.

8/6/2011 10:35:10 PM

lol at the jamaican boat tycoon who kissed my mom and told me how republican he was inbetween his 13th and 14th shot of tequila


HE TOLD ME HE'D BUY ME ANYTHING!!!!

8/6/2011 11:00:09 PM

God damn it, I wish I stayed out...

8/6/2011 11:21:54 PM

I WANT MY FUCKING PHYSICS GRADE >______________<

Also, my regular one.

8/6/2011 11:36:48 PM

I don't have a clear answer, but google seems to think that the kraken has no carbs!



this makes me happy

[Edited on August 6, 2011 at 11:59 PM. Reason : .]

8/6/2011 11:53:04 PM

how can something with alcohol in it have no carbs

Quote :

"Straight rum is always zero carbs"

well i'll be damned

i should have paid attention in school

[Edited on August 7, 2011 at 12:01 AM. Reason : s]

8/6/2011 11:59:16 PM

I knew that clear rums were zero carb, but I assumed dark rums would have some sugars in them. Apparently anything that is just a straight distilled liquor has zero carbs.

8/7/2011 12:03:27 AM

hmm, the common factor is....

8/7/2011 12:15:49 AM

tweezer cut short for a caspian and all of phishdom is in an uproar lulz

8/7/2011 1:27:19 AM

8/7/2011 1:33:37 AM

goodnight moon wolfweb

8/7/2011 1:52:12 AM

oopsie double post

[Edited on August 7, 2011 at 1:53 AM. Reason : sweet dreams]

8/7/2011 1:52:57 AM

Man I sure hope this works a little bit.

8/7/2011 7:54:52 AM

Long day at the restaurant ahead

8/7/2011 8:12:19 AM

Not looking forward to the drive back today

8/7/2011 8:14:49 AM

I like weekend mornings. I get some me time.

8/7/2011 8:56:49 AM

I don't wanna leave.....



And I REALLY don't wanna go back to work. Boo on that!

8/7/2011 9:02:48 AM

my boobs look like someone slapped the shit out of them. missing spots when applying sunscreen for the epic lose

8/7/2011 9:08:08 AM

it's a really pretty morning! what should I do to soak it all in? pool? bike ride? open the windows and look outside while I sit in the air conditioning and cuddle?

8/7/2011 9:23:57 AM

sit in the AC and cuddle. you're brown enough.

8/7/2011 11:06:29 AM

8/7/2011 11:10:15 AM

Ahahaha. Josh's sister bought Silas a Mickey Mouse Sing-a-long CD that says his name in certain places a looooooong time ago. Silas just put it in the CD player and was like when it said his name.

8/7/2011 11:22:54 AM

2 months!!!!! : D

8/7/2011 11:52:31 AM

Titties and beer . . . because I haven't had either for 6 months

8/7/2011 1:17:14 PM

what little heart i had has all just been crushed

8/7/2011 2:00:16 PM

home!

and puppy did not seem to enjoy his stay at puppy camp this weekend

8/7/2011 2:35:12 PM

I would think hydrocodone and ibuprofen would put a dent in this pain. Nope, not so much.

8/7/2011 2:52:43 PM

^ did they cast you?

8/7/2011 3:00:31 PM

<3captainamerica!


can't wait for the avengers. captain america and thor in one movie.

8/7/2011 4:36:13 PM

i am whopped...

weekends are killing me

8/7/2011 5:01:08 PM

Time for a ridiculous amount of ironing.

8/7/2011 5:04:46 PM