I never got any naughty supermarket confessions and only one about band camp. Confess to meeee.

12/8/2011 10:59:27 PM

Quote :

"I recently got hooked up by my neighbor with a red neck girl. She is smart etc. and cute too. At first I resisted but now I find myself enjoying hanging out with her and her semi-redneck ways. I'm a northern but have been here a while. Long story short this girl doesn't complain, keeps shit positive and does random acts of kindness and caring for me. I have dated a slew of girls in the past. They were all hot and were all bitches that only cared about themselves. This girl selflessly wants to give her time etc to me. I'm like wtf! This is good. Since I'm being treated so well though, I find myself wanting to get an even better girl. Grass is always greener scenario itt"

I'd say stick with the good thing while you've got it, my friend. Always easier to wonder if you can do better rather than to commit to what you've got.

12/9/2011 8:03:59 AM

I hope the person that you sent you ^ is one of those trolls always talking down about southerners, calling all of us stupid, racist, etc.

12/9/2011 8:36:52 AM

It's quite possible.

However...I've never dated a "red-neck" girl either. I'm also from the north, and just have never been particularly attracted to that type of woman. I don't talk down about those people, and a lot of my friends could actually be considered of the redneck variety.

12/9/2011 9:51:09 AM

confessions?

12/9/2011 10:19:00 AM

still waiting for confessions

12/9/2011 11:25:22 AM

By the way, my travels to mid/up-state new york have shown that you don't have to be southern to be redneck/racist

12/9/2011 11:37:35 AM

Quote :

"I recently got hooked up by my neighbor with a red neck girl. She is smart etc. and cute too. "

So what you're trying to say is that she's not a redneck.

12/9/2011 12:10:16 PM

Quote :

"there are multiple people on tww that I have thought of having sexy time with but I don't think they would have sexy time with me "

12/9/2011 12:10:21 PM

A follow up to ^

Quote :

"ive had sexy time with a couple twwer's. that last confessor really isnt missing anything"

Another follow up

Quote :

"where is this sexy time happening? I want in."

[Edited on December 9, 2011 at 12:19 PM. Reason : .]

12/9/2011 12:15:20 PM

Most TWW'ers are horrible lays.

12/9/2011 12:18:14 PM

Quote :

"If I get really bored tonight maybe I'll go troll GeniusBoy at his pizza place"

hahahahah awesome

12/9/2011 1:50:53 PM

Quote :

"I've had several great lays that I met through tww, but none of them post anymore. I think there's a direct correlation between how active a poster is and how horrible they'd be in bed. "

I think there should be more research on this subject. Send me moar confessions please

12/9/2011 4:05:55 PM

Quote :

"Two of the best lays I've ever had were TWWers. One is a moderate poster and one is a frequent poster. Two of the worst lays I've had were also TWWers. One no longer posts, and the other is a moderate poster. "

12/9/2011 4:23:15 PM

TWWers getting laid ITT.

12/9/2011 4:27:13 PM

Anybody got a Friday night confession?

12/9/2011 9:27:38 PM

Quote :

"I just agreed to make a porno with my ex. it's for our eyes only but....... I'm pretty excited I've always wanted to see a better angle of him plowing me "

so much fun to make, and revisit later on

12/10/2011 12:42:31 AM

I'm awake for your Saturday morning confessions.

12/10/2011 8:18:07 AM

if it gets recorded, others will eventually see it.

12/10/2011 10:42:37 AM

Confess to me about the terrible terrible things you did last night. Also, I'm still taking confessions that start with, "This one time at band camp..."

HAPPY SATURDAY

[Edited on December 10, 2011 at 11:55 AM. Reason : .]

12/10/2011 11:55:13 AM

Quote :

"I don't know how to make pancakes. I'm old enough to be a father. I should know how to make pancakes by now."

I know how, but can't make them for shit.

12/10/2011 11:59:50 AM

I made them for breakfast the morning.

12/10/2011 12:00:27 PM

technically isn't like 12 old enough to be a father?

12/10/2011 12:01:29 PM

Quote :

"I know for a fact that my SO lied to me. To me my face. And it was about something that I could have been cool with if he had been honest with me. But now that I know he lied to me about that, it makes me wonder what else he's lied about ..... "

12/10/2011 1:57:43 PM

Unless it was an innocent lie like what he got you for Christmas or some shit, that would be grounds for dumping imo. I don't need to be with someone who I can't trust and conversely, can't respect me and trust me enough to tell me the truth.

12/10/2011 1:59:09 PM

currently taking confessions

12/10/2011 10:29:02 PM

ask and ye shall receive!

Quote :

"There is hope, it might actually be possible to get a decent job even with a "somewhat" shady background/history "

[Edited on December 10, 2011 at 10:42 PM. Reason : i'm not really sure how this is a confession but i am still glad to have it]

12/10/2011 10:40:20 PM

Quote :

"Dear Loser, [Chris]~~~~!!!! I thought you liked me you said it yourself i hate you. People say you only asked me out because you needed a date for the dance and that after the dance you would dump me well guess what bastert i dumped you cause you were thinking i cheated on you i didn't so like idiots that you guys and so smart that you called me a slut. I hung up on you cause u tol me it on the phone cause i guess you werent man enough to tell me it in my face! I hate you and also guess what my mother hates you to that she the one who put me to do this ,you come to breakfast every morning and I aint stupid you try to sit next to me and my lil bro who only 7YRS old hates you to and dont even know what you did and is always blocking your chair. haha!I went out with another boy after you and after we were over you an idiot dared you even tried to ask me out again i didnt break up with him for you OK! I hate you ive always hated you spreading to everyone that i cheated on you when you just got jealouse that i used to talk to your friends to your so jealouse you automatically think i like them well guess what maybe i do maybe i dont gotta problem you aint my boyfriend anymore I dont have to tell you who I like or whoI am thinking of going out with its none of your business got that you loser! I hate you and I know you still like me but I dont like you I dont care what your stupid friends say you make me touch your hands for stupid reasons u accidentally say u hugged me i will never like you again I HATE YOU I HATE YOU MORE THAN ANYTHING IN THIS DAMN WORLDDDDDDDDDD id rather date a spider or a rat den u ur soooo ugly and fat!!!!!!!!!!! And then saying that i looooooved you pleasssse!!!!!!!!!!! Your such n asswipe n bastert!! I HATE YOOOOOOOOOOU Well bi you piece of shit i have more things to do right now then remember YOU"

12/11/2011 9:10:47 AM

That hurt my head to read....

12/11/2011 9:15:36 AM

Anybody wanna confess to me today?

Here's one I got last night:

Quote :

"I just went to take a piss, and could smell the juices of the girl I fucked Friday morning still. I love that lingering smell "

12/11/2011 3:04:09 PM

So you haven't showered since Friday morning?

12/11/2011 3:14:20 PM

That's just gross. At least wash your Dick.

[Edited on December 11, 2011 at 3:21 PM. Reason : blech]

12/11/2011 3:20:12 PM

there are some things that you should not tell people

12/11/2011 3:41:39 PM

I don't understand why bigfletch gets so many

12/11/2011 3:45:55 PM

bc he is cool

12/11/2011 3:50:31 PM

wow to the showering confess

12/11/2011 4:18:10 PM

i call bullshit

12/11/2011 4:36:37 PM

Maybe that's the only time they've ever done it and they want to savor the memory as long as possible. Sort of along the lines of never washing your hand again because someone super famous touched it.

12/11/2011 5:03:12 PM

maybe that vagina was famous

12/11/2011 5:10:59 PM

Confess your sins to BigFletch

12/11/2011 6:18:12 PM

lol^^

12/11/2011 6:25:03 PM

to the wolfpackgrrr concession, I don't know if it is real but the opposite of love is not hate it is indifference. Sounds like you need to deal with your love issue there.

12/11/2011 6:36:48 PM

http://youmakemetouchyourhandsforstupidreasons.ytmnd.com/

12/11/2011 8:57:56 PM

^baahhh, my computer did not like that link

12/11/2011 10:52:51 PM

ready to receive late night confessions

12/11/2011 10:57:41 PM

^^^

12/11/2011 11:52:54 PM

I WILL TAKE ONE

12/12/2011 2:26:55 AM

Confess to me?

12/12/2011 3:26:08 PM

Quote :

" today i've eaten: 4 pieces of pizza, leftover mexican food, a bowl of Cinnamon Toast Crunch, and 2 ice creams thank you PMS, hello heartburn "

12/12/2011 7:35:27 PM

bigfletch is totally making up some of these

I just know it

12/12/2011 7:37:03 PM