YA BRO, LOOKS AWESOME, TWW IS SO MUCH BETTER NOW

8/8/2011 1:34:00 AM

wtf

8/8/2011 1:40:42 AM

actual news headline: Skydiving quadriplegic plunges to death in Montana

8/8/2011 2:09:35 AM

well, i didn't sleep a wink

coming off night shift sucks

8/8/2011 5:44:12 AM

i had no idea that kathleen hanna is married to adrock

8/8/2011 5:45:46 AM

horrible dreams all night....


and i'm getting swimmer's ear....


blah

8/8/2011 6:58:04 AM

back to sitting on the metro

at least I am going to get my parking permit this week.

8/8/2011 6:59:49 AM

mnday

8/8/2011 7:25:48 AM

This is the first time I've had to be at work before 2pm in 16 months. I'm mostly still asleep.

8/8/2011 7:59:09 AM

Ugh that was a fun 15 minute delay on my commute

8/8/2011 8:19:01 AM

hmmm... i guess I'll go run and see if I can get what I need, and then head to the fields...



also, why is my dog not eating his food? the little bastard

8/8/2011 8:28:30 AM

Might be time to hide "Despicable Me" I think we've watching it at least 20 times the past couple of weeks.

8/8/2011 8:34:48 AM

The people watching at the airport in the morning is nice...

Women in business attire

8/8/2011 9:01:08 AM

I don't wanna go to work today...althought technically it is my Wednesday already.

8/8/2011 9:29:02 AM

I think I would let sawahash touch my dangle. She looks like she has soft hands

8/8/2011 9:31:27 AM

Quote :

"damn i'd swing by i<3 ny just too meet CalledToArms"

Too bad I didn't give more of a heads up or something; I had a few hours to kill before I was able to meet up with people. I just ended up hanging out in I<3NY for a bit and then walked around hillsborough st and campus since I hadn't been around in awhile.

Quote :

"LOL I happen to be wearing a Called To Arms t-shirt today "

nice

8/8/2011 9:31:43 AM

ugh it just hurts to think about.....

8/8/2011 9:36:24 AM

So tired..slept like shit last night after a mostly sleepless weekend.

However...all I have to do is make it through the week and my birthday is this weekend

8/8/2011 9:38:56 AM

moving was crazyyyy yesterday. Back in raleigh though for good!!

8/8/2011 9:44:50 AM

My poor car

Now i have to be a pain in the ass and get rides to everywhere I need to be.

Thank God I have someone who loves me very much

8/8/2011 9:47:17 AM

i should be asleep....Sunburn

8/8/2011 9:47:46 AM

can I overdose on Chloraseptic Max? The label just says "Do Not Exceed Recommended Dosage" but I can't find a recommended dosage.



off to google


CRAP. I'm supposed to be spitting it out, not swallowing it.

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8/8/2011 10:02:27 AM

lol

8/8/2011 10:13:53 AM

lol

8/8/2011 10:20:04 AM

8/8/2011 10:20:39 AM

lol omg elise

8/8/2011 10:22:19 AM

I've only taken 4 doses since last night, I think I'll be ok. I wanted to check because I'm off work all day and I figured I'd notice the pain more sitting around the house.

8/8/2011 10:23:46 AM

forgot to bring in yogurts to work today

found i brought one too many last week

surprise yogurt ftw

8/8/2011 10:39:03 AM

that sounds dirty

Quote :

"SURPRISE YOGURT FTW"

8/8/2011 10:42:22 AM

I feel horrible, this is why i rarely take part in sunday funday

8/8/2011 12:02:10 PM

is there check cashing etiquette? haha. if you give someone a check and they haven't deposited it after awhile, do you say something? it is a fairly large check. and how long should you wait before following up and being like "just wanted to make sure you got the check as the money hasn't been drafted from my account"??? two weeks? longer?

8/8/2011 1:09:21 PM

Ok, normal Monday: ~4-10 calls holding through the end of lunch, after lunch no calls holding and about 1-5 minutes between calls.



Today: 52 calls holding.



FML

8/8/2011 1:09:34 PM

i'm scared i have aids

ok not aids

but my doctor's office keeps stalking me ever since the kidney incident and i'm too scared to call the nurse back to "go over my lab results"

but it can't be anything bad right or else they would tell me i'm dying and need immediate medical attention

so i should just call

8/8/2011 1:59:52 PM

LOL at this speech.

Obama's gonna get fucking whiplash from moving his head side to side

8/8/2011 2:00:15 PM

just call and quit being a weenie.

8/8/2011 2:00:21 PM

^^^ just call them back. if it's bad news then they'll tell you to come in to review the data

8/8/2011 2:01:26 PM

I want some vag

8/8/2011 2:02:24 PM

i really hate feeling angry and bitter. i stay busy and im genuinely having fun with friends and enjoying myself, but i still find myself being angry and bitter towards certain people and i hate it. That's not my personality at all and i just want to go back to being normal again

8/8/2011 2:27:32 PM

man, i just cannot survive outside of chit chat

fuck entertainment

8/8/2011 2:33:17 PM

i don't have aids!!!!!

but they would like to do a complete physical sometime in the near future

other than that whatever was wrong with me was just an infection or kidney stone that broke up on its own. no one really 100% knows.

WHEW.

8/8/2011 2:41:06 PM

hahah I laugh at myself because I have no game and no e-game.

My "hey I like you" is a

I need a guy mentor that can help me out.

8/8/2011 3:28:06 PM

I don't see how you could possibly have any problem attracting a guy, GoldenGirl.

8/8/2011 3:30:25 PM

Well...i figured now was the time to buy stocks....put some of my 401k into it....stock market should bounce back between now and when I retire

8/8/2011 3:42:54 PM

8/8/2011 3:45:16 PM

^^^ I have become awkward around guys I like and I feel like boys have become more awkward.
^^ that is what I am thinking!

8/8/2011 3:52:04 PM

I am awkward around girls I like, but show me a good "interested" smile and I'll get over it

8/8/2011 4:06:02 PM

^^ Do you know how to lead a conversation?

8/8/2011 4:07:16 PM

Listen... i learned hot girls like dating douche bags because they're the only ones that will talk to them without saying something embarrassing or dumb up front


It took me not giving a shit about women to talk to one i actually liked without coming off creepy or desperate.

8/8/2011 4:09:57 PM

^

8/8/2011 4:11:07 PM

^^ I like that.

8/8/2011 4:12:00 PM