Quote :

"It appears as if th3oretecht and Wordsworth are bumping uglies."

I wish but no...

maybe i should start a Diva/Duke style thread dedicated to getting him to sex me up while listening to dubstep

[Edited on August 9, 2011 at 6:19 PM. Reason : important]

8/9/2011 6:19:11 PM

Well I just watched a guy get body slammed to the ground by cops.
and arrested. They were a bit mean

8/9/2011 6:44:32 PM

my phone is weird it will light up then 1-2 mins later a text will come through.

8/9/2011 7:00:31 PM

how did facebook manage to make their chat function EVEN SHITTIER???

[Edited on August 9, 2011 at 8:16 PM. Reason : ^^^ ]

8/9/2011 8:15:38 PM

I think I might walk down to The Fargo by myself for a drink. It'll be nice if an old friend or two are there.

I'm not a fan of going to bars by myself without having a sufficient buzz beforehand.

8/9/2011 9:32:40 PM

^double post. lock. suspend. delete.

movies from the early 90s are so dumb.

8/9/2011 9:36:38 PM

Quote :

"If you are within the alloted timespan for editing a message that no one has replied to and you think of something to add, EDIT the message. DO NOT REPLY AGAIN."

8/9/2011 9:38:34 PM

its the casserole, BIATCH

[Edited on August 9, 2011 at 9:42 PM. Reason : .]

8/9/2011 9:42:21 PM

Who is this Jennifer Johnson character and why does she want to be my friend on FB?

8/9/2011 10:20:10 PM

working from home ftw

nausea from meds ftl

8/9/2011 11:01:01 PM

^^ A bot/creepy fuck who just wants your info to send spam to.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lj2EzOurU7Y

Oh devin! *swoon*

8/9/2011 11:03:04 PM

I really wish I hadn't just read that.

8/9/2011 11:09:50 PM

Dolphin penis



whale penis

8/9/2011 11:30:31 PM

http://mediadecoder.blogs.nytimes.com/2011/01/30/a-phish-fans-secret-smile/

lol dan greenhaus

[Edited on August 9, 2011 at 11:42 PM. Reason : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fkH7L2zo1Zo for reference]

8/9/2011 11:37:42 PM

I wish more people would post. I'm fucking bored.

I also wish my boss would call me (like he said he'd do by yesterday) to let me know whether I can have next week off as well.

8/10/2011 12:08:44 AM

aha, I couldn't pick out that tease earlier, but it was definitely hedwig's theme]

8/10/2011 1:31:59 AM

Its already winter

8/10/2011 1:45:04 AM

wtf its barely august

8/10/2011 1:54:39 AM

Not my fault the scrabble game will accept words I don't know. As long as I didn't look them up beforehand why should it matter?

8/10/2011 1:59:32 AM

probably gonna put this on every page of this thread i can



this is all i've been able to think about all day








:kiss:

8/10/2011 2:02:30 AM

which outfit was your fav?

I liked the american flag tank/black leotard outfit...it was trashy done right



[Edited on August 10, 2011 at 2:08 AM. Reason : e]

8/10/2011 2:06:18 AM

i guess now i'm thinkin about whale dicks. thanks punchmonk

8/10/2011 2:13:30 AM

lol, you guys like crappier music than me

8/10/2011 2:27:13 AM

i concur with that

8/10/2011 2:30:45 AM

i liked the american flag combo as well.

8/10/2011 3:02:27 AM

It is so fucking early

8/10/2011 7:08:43 AM

I forgot to take my anti inflammatory last night and my throat was soooo swollen this morning.

8/10/2011 7:10:13 AM

Whoops, forgot to set my cell phone's alarm

Good thing I'm not really tired, else I would probably sleep much later and be late to work

8/10/2011 7:34:45 AM

oww..sore neck is sore.

[Edited on August 10, 2011 at 8:06 AM. Reason : ]

8/10/2011 7:40:14 AM

Quote :

"Just got back from hospital in Mogadishu. A dead child lay on a bed. His parents sat silently by his side. Their are no words"

anderson cooper just tweeted this. i wonder how many people replied to him correcting his spelling

8/10/2011 7:51:18 AM

its not my week for tires....

8/10/2011 8:20:45 AM

8/10/2011 8:51:35 AM

8/10/2011 8:57:43 AM

...

8/10/2011 8:59:54 AM

I wonder how many times this week I can walk into somewhere with my top shirt buttons unbuttoned and my bra hanging out. Keepin' it classy up in here.

8/10/2011 9:13:37 AM

^ As many as you like, I'm sure

Wish my mother wasn't trying to guilt trip me into going to visit her for MY birthday.

8/10/2011 9:24:26 AM

lol skwink

I'm already looking forward to lunch, and I have no idea what I'm having

8/10/2011 9:38:58 AM

I suppose, to be fair, I didn't actually walk in anywhere like that today. Just made it halfway across the parking lot. Last week I definitely walked into a doctor's office full disclosure though. Idk if it's my seatbelt or what.

8/10/2011 9:55:36 AM

even your seat belt wants you to FDT

8/10/2011 9:57:02 AM

FUCKING FLOOD CONTROL

8/10/2011 9:59:53 AM

i woke up this moring feeling like P. Diddy.

8/10/2011 10:02:24 AM

you too?

8/10/2011 10:02:39 AM

there was glitter on the floor

we went hardcore

8/10/2011 10:04:02 AM

yeah and someone liked my beard

8/10/2011 10:04:31 AM

Holding Ryan and bouncing around to Lady Gaga totally put him to sleep lol

8/10/2011 10:06:25 AM

shit like this should not be considered a breakfast food

8/10/2011 10:21:44 AM

why not?

8/10/2011 10:28:59 AM

It's barely even a food.

8/10/2011 10:30:21 AM

looks like bird food to me

8/10/2011 10:32:57 AM

cucumber water

8/10/2011 12:19:33 PM