^ Sam ate a used condom she found in the trashcan

8/12/2011 8:31:18 AM

ewwww

tribe movie is open in raleigh now
adding to the list of "movies I need a babysitter for--pronto!"

8/12/2011 8:35:27 AM

He apparently has tapeworms (well eggs). Guess that's why he eats like a pig.

8/12/2011 8:42:09 AM

apparently he has eaten fleas at some point...

yet he doesn't have fleas...

i haven't seen a flea on him since he was a baby...


i use the REALLY GOOD flea and tick prevention because i went through the flea ridden house thing a few times in college...


he just has to get a couple of pills to take for it but still...i feel so violated for some reason....even though it's extremely common...

[Edited on August 12, 2011 at 8:47 AM. Reason : asdf]

8/12/2011 8:46:18 AM

Dear Time Warner, you are messing up my friday morning. Plz2die. kthx

8/12/2011 8:51:40 AM

Ow.



My back is killing me from where I fell. Hurts to even barely touch it. And I have to do my dress fitting today where they'll be jerking fabric all over it. This will not be good.

8/12/2011 9:32:56 AM

I thought of piddlebug when I was in the Rex Emergency Room on Saturday. I hadn't been there since I was there with her.

8/12/2011 9:36:43 AM

^

8/12/2011 9:37:50 AM

pittybug

8/12/2011 9:43:50 AM

Super glossy lips freak me out.

8/12/2011 10:15:05 AM

could really go for a huge slice of pizza right now.

but making spinach and broccoli omelets and biscuits for me and LB is fine too. Mmmm Breakfast foods!

8/12/2011 11:13:59 AM

LivinProof78 - is there any chance he has gotten in to the litter box? if kitty ate a flea or eggs and then pooped them out he could get tape worms.

feel better sam!

8/12/2011 11:17:06 AM

Quote :

"Super glossy lips freak me out."

gross

8/12/2011 11:18:11 AM

^^^ mmmmmm veggie pizza sounds delicious right now

[Edited on August 12, 2011 at 11:23 AM. Reason : i am horrible at counting ]

8/12/2011 11:22:46 AM

^^^luckily i can say he doesn't get in the litter box...

i'm not even sure he knows where it is...haha


he's all pilled up now so hopefully he'll be all cleaned out in a day or two

8/12/2011 11:25:47 AM

Pretty sure I just read CassTheSass's status as STUPID instead of CUPID

I wanna go home

8/12/2011 11:40:02 AM

lol are you trying to tell me something Erica?

8/12/2011 11:41:34 AM

haha I'm the stupid one

8/12/2011 11:46:28 AM

3^expect gas, and if he needs to go out to potty take him out ASAP!

8/12/2011 11:46:39 AM

i got like 6 gherkin cukes in my csa package tihs week that are awesome

cant decide if i want to pickle some or just eat em raw

there's something so summery right about just eating a fresh cucumber with a salt shaker in hand

8/12/2011 11:51:59 AM

percy is watching him while i go to wilson for the night....


sounds like he'll have his hands full



he had God awful gas last night...from both ends

8/12/2011 11:52:20 AM

...

8/12/2011 11:52:57 AM

lol

sounds like a fun night for Percy

8/12/2011 11:55:29 AM

i suppose i definitely owe him wings if sam poops all over the floor

8/12/2011 11:56:47 AM

My cat is insane. I let the dog out and the cat high tailed it to the woods. Stopped for 10 seconds. And sprinted back. WTF.

[Edited on August 12, 2011 at 11:59 AM. Reason : .]

8/12/2011 11:57:26 AM

good luck!

8/12/2011 11:59:00 AM

lol. It'll be a lifetime of wings if he shits on the floor

8/12/2011 12:00:19 PM

Quote :

"My cat is insane being a cat."

8/12/2011 12:01:21 PM

^^ hahahahahahha

8/12/2011 12:10:37 PM

Slept til 11:30....about to eat some leftover chicken alfredo I made last night. It's gonna be a gud day tater

8/12/2011 12:15:08 PM

excited about dannys barbq, that place is awesome

8/12/2011 12:38:35 PM

ahha I thought you were being literal for a min.
sigh
I'm so tired

8/12/2011 12:39:43 PM

i think i got a job offer. but it's not official yet so i can't be excited about it. but holy crap i may not have to relocate for a job like most of my friends and that........ is awesome.

8/12/2011 1:02:05 PM

there should be a lurker script that just makes random threads about people who sign on for a few days in a row but don't post anything.

8/12/2011 1:09:37 PM

my slushie didn't slush properly

8/12/2011 1:36:49 PM

well hello crack head ex-bf i haven't talked to since i was 15 after you mind fucked me and tried to fuck up my life...

thanks for finding me on fb and telling me all about your family



what is this..."hey casey, i'm sorry i fucked you over really bad that one time...can we be friends again" week....



[Edited on August 12, 2011 at 2:02 PM. Reason : asdf]

8/12/2011 2:00:42 PM

hey casey, I know I was a shithead a while back and all, but can we... aww, fuck, that guy, too? damnit, imma never get up in dem guts

8/12/2011 2:03:44 PM

yeah, didnt think that was gonna work

[Edited on August 12, 2011 at 2:32 PM. Reason : oh well]

8/12/2011 2:32:06 PM

I am very tempted to do absolutely nothing tonight. Get home, drink some, watch tv, enjoy glacier's company, and chill

8/12/2011 2:39:18 PM

^those sound like most excellent plans

I'm excited to go home and play Animal Crossing

[Edited on August 12, 2011 at 2:47 PM. Reason : gf]

8/12/2011 2:47:18 PM

Omg dress is soooo perfect!!!!! No alterations needed on top, just through the hips and the hem....you know because I'm a shrimpy

8/12/2011 2:52:13 PM

^ awesome!

8/12/2011 2:55:31 PM

shit I am tired...definitely not a good thing before a 2 1/2 hour drive to Charlotte

8/12/2011 3:50:46 PM

Quote :

"Inez Reid rode her scooter Friday to the RBC Center, where volunteers pulled one of her teeth. She's hoping to eventually have a full set of dentures."

this made me laugh

8/12/2011 5:19:31 PM

My neighbors were out of town a few weeks ago for over two weeks, and they kept getting packages delivered to their door. TONS of packages, wedding gifts I think. I brought them all in to my house and then took them over when they came home.


The wife just came over with a thank you note and a bottle of wine! So sweet!

8/12/2011 5:28:27 PM

babe is down and i'm having a hefe

8/12/2011 6:52:38 PM

think i pulled a muscle in my back

8/12/2011 7:04:33 PM

lost an 80k account

8/12/2011 7:07:57 PM

dear upset tummy,

please calm the fuck down so i can eat food before drinking tonight and upsetting you more.

thx

8/12/2011 7:18:24 PM

Quote :

"THIS DOES WHAT I WOULD EXPECT A CANVAS BAG OF THIS PRICE TO DO, CARRY STUFF."

lol

8/12/2011 7:23:21 PM