Why is she doing this to me? What did I do to deserve this?

8/14/2011 11:59:44 AM

^ you okay?

I just in from a run and it's super humid out. Dear Mother Nature, I would like this humidity to break.

8/14/2011 12:18:58 PM

^^ I can slap a hoe if u need me to.

8/14/2011 12:36:42 PM

Why am I so tired even in a weekend? Because the new semester is beginning?

8/14/2011 12:40:42 PM

I'm confused....shit is messing with me

8/14/2011 12:44:58 PM

8/14/2011 12:50:18 PM

Quote :

"Sex tips you'll want to try this week"

oh silly email - thinking i'll get sex this week

8/14/2011 12:55:44 PM

Oh pete

8/14/2011 1:09:40 PM

i need chocolate

8/14/2011 1:10:10 PM

The day is wasting away... I need to either decide if I wanna go throw or what

8/14/2011 1:15:49 PM

food truck rodeo tonight.

8/14/2011 1:20:56 PM

too much of a good thing... is a good thing

applies to:

my basil plant







will add to the list later

8/14/2011 1:23:09 PM

so relieved these things are smokybrown cockroaches


not even kidding... I thought they were breeding in my house



now to buy some outdoor pesticide

8/14/2011 1:41:41 PM

Sex: I miss it, but I kinda dont

8/14/2011 1:47:26 PM

I think I've decided I am going to move. Now lets see what I have to do to get this house in renting shape...

8/14/2011 2:27:48 PM

Gah- total waste of a sunday :-/

8/14/2011 2:55:28 PM

http://www.grandcasebeachclub.com/

8/14/2011 3:02:01 PM

if eating hershey syrup straight from the bottle is wrong, i don't wanna know what's right

8/14/2011 3:18:58 PM

cannot get motivated......was in a good mood earlier today, not so much now. Lets see if we can turn that around.

8/14/2011 3:39:54 PM

please explain why you would rob a damn FRED LOBSTER at 11am on a Sunday

facepalm.

8/14/2011 4:05:25 PM

it's 4pm and i haven't left my room. guess i should get my ass up and shower

8/14/2011 4:20:38 PM

i did something very weird and very asian last night...


and i loved every minute of it

8/14/2011 4:23:42 PM

uhoh- LP78 is into skat now

8/14/2011 4:41:28 PM

what a coincidence... I just ate curry.

8/14/2011 4:43:37 PM

eww no

8/14/2011 4:43:48 PM

You know the bukkake origin story is fake, right?

8/14/2011 4:45:16 PM

I played 2 softball games today and then went straight to the golfclassic office

I can now smell myself...sorry guys

8/14/2011 4:45:26 PM

^ let's take a shower, girl. I'll wash your back

8/14/2011 4:46:31 PM

Gross

8/14/2011 4:46:41 PM

hahaha its not a bad like OMG WHAT THE FUCK smell

but you can tell my whole damn body was hot and sweaty for a moment in time

8/14/2011 4:49:50 PM

8/14/2011 4:51:28 PM

the only comedians I really like are black

black people are just way funnier, especially when they're doing impressions of white people

8/14/2011 4:51:33 PM

I've fallen out of love with begonias

8/14/2011 4:52:24 PM

WHAT WHY?!

8/14/2011 4:54:17 PM

R.I.P. Uggla hit streak

8/14/2011 4:57:53 PM

Racism.

8/14/2011 4:58:06 PM

Drinking before the movie = bad idea

8/14/2011 5:01:11 PM

jaZon

8/14/2011 5:10:40 PM

I'm no theduke, though. Hahaha

^^ what movie?

[Edited on August 14, 2011 at 5:15 PM. Reason : ]

8/14/2011 5:14:32 PM

you're male so that works for me

8/14/2011 5:16:47 PM

back to the beach!

8/14/2011 5:17:07 PM

Quote :

"what movie?"

We're seeing the help. Just all being obnoxious

8/14/2011 5:20:37 PM

^^^ & ^ lol nice

[Edited on August 14, 2011 at 5:27 PM. Reason : ]

8/14/2011 5:26:50 PM

My grandmother just appologized to me for Friday night...I'm not ready to talk to her or anyone in my family yet, so I don't really know what to say back to her.

8/14/2011 5:36:49 PM

Mmm...BBQ baked chicken.


And Pulp Fiction. First time watching it. I'm at the 1hr41min mark. It's slightly confusing but very entertaining.

8/14/2011 5:44:27 PM

I really want, as a birthday prank or something, to fill an entire bathroom or shower with rubber duckies.
HOW COOL WOULD THAT BE?
Someone should do this for me.

8/14/2011 5:46:39 PM

This weekend was supposed to be great...but it turned out bad...real bad...real bad.

8/14/2011 5:57:32 PM

Sarah...are you ok?

8/14/2011 5:58:03 PM

no

8/14/2011 5:58:35 PM

wanna talk about it?

8/14/2011 6:01:20 PM