Genius!

4/14/2011 6:34:54 PM

thanks noen i will look into it!

4/14/2011 9:17:14 PM

i has the best brotha eva!

4/21/2011 3:02:53 PM

i am so bored/distracted at work that i just finished reading my book

4/26/2011 2:15:34 PM

I enjoy paying bills. It makes me feel like an adult and responsible. Sometimes I accidentally pay them too early because I dont want to wait for the bill.

5/2/2011 10:12:46 AM

^WEIRDO

5/2/2011 10:16:13 AM

^^ you actually just reminded me to pay my cell phone bill. thanks.

5/2/2011 10:16:59 AM

haha and she reminded me to pay my power bill

5/2/2011 11:07:59 AM

Lol, glad I could help

5/2/2011 11:17:28 AM

I am having a real rough night, and I have no clue why. Seems that everything I see or hear is reminding me.

That fucking sucks

5/5/2011 12:35:12 AM

fuck, wrong thread

[Edited on May 5, 2011 at 12:37 AM. Reason : carry on]

5/5/2011 12:36:52 AM

all this reminds me my internet bill is due

5/5/2011 1:21:37 AM

I slept until noon, and I might just climb back into bed and go back to sleep

5/5/2011 12:26:53 PM

Anyone want to confess to the Nancy Cooper murder?

5/5/2011 4:35:16 PM

I have an exam at 8am tomorrow. I haven't started studying yet. in fact. I just took a nap b/c i was burnt out from studying for my 1pm exam earlier today.

i will not be sleeping tonight

5/5/2011 5:29:44 PM

Know those assholes who post up on FB about how much their boss, or their boss' boss suck . . . and then get called out or fired on account of it? I'm seriously in danger of being that guy over the next year. And the sad thing is, I'll get called on it immediately since my boss spends WAY more time posting on FB than he does doing his job.

5/6/2011 6:08:03 PM

^Obama?

5/6/2011 6:16:35 PM

I am sad.....I'm sitting at home by myself on a Friday night. I could go out and do something....but to be honest I am too damn lazy. And Brett is out playing in a DG tournament and probably won't get home until after 9. Just a little bummed.

5/6/2011 6:16:57 PM

i ate pizza for lunch and am considering ordering pizza for dinner

5/6/2011 6:19:08 PM

I am overwhelmed when I am home. There is so much shit to do, this place is a mess, and I just don't have the time to get what needs to get done done. So I find myself doing only the critical stuff, not helping me get out of this hole.

I want a reset button.

5/8/2011 2:38:09 AM

I am on the fence about whether or not to confront certain members of my family. (1) my dad for not speaking to me since he sent his rsvp card back last year saying he wasn't coming to our wedding. (2) my sister for outright lying to my mother about me and my husband last fall. (3) my mother for continuing to listen to my sister's bs these past six months, despite telling me she knew it was all a lie.

I hate all this tension, and really want to tell them all to just stop the drama. But deep down, I know that I will never say anything, because they never listen to the "baby" of the family. We'll just drift farther and farther apart, and eventually stop interacting altogether.

5/8/2011 11:51:34 PM

^^ i, too, want a reset button

5/8/2011 11:52:38 PM

as much as i'd like to be in a relationship with this guy i'm hanging out with, i know that i'm way to insecure and dislike myself way too much to be in a relationship with him.

5/9/2011 3:00:46 PM

ive noticed if you ignore a girl for a certain period of time, she'll like you more. But if you ignore her for too long then she'll hate you. There's no middle ground.

5/9/2011 3:05:18 PM

if you ignore her too long she goes all creepy stalker though.

5/9/2011 3:06:12 PM

^^^ what does that even mean...do you feel like you are not good enough for him?

5/9/2011 3:09:13 PM

^^^ aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahaha

V that's why it's so funny

5/9/2011 3:10:40 PM

its true.

5/9/2011 3:13:09 PM

It is true. :-(

I need a graphical representation of what the optimal waiting period is.

5/9/2011 3:15:39 PM

Women love backwards shit. I will now start ignoring them and see what happens. Wish me luck

5/9/2011 3:19:08 PM

Please report back your findings, so that I may begin plotting the data

5/9/2011 3:20:35 PM

Quote :

"ive noticed if you ignore a girl for a certain period of time, she'll like you more. But if you ignore her for too long then she'll hate you. There's no middle ground."

sometime true

5/9/2011 3:22:50 PM

I just apparently accidentally got some Icy Hot on my lady bits. It is quite pleasant at the moment but I fear momentarily I will be singing a different tune.

5/9/2011 11:40:21 PM

[Edited on May 9, 2011 at 11:43 PM. Reason : I just accidentally, on purpose.]

5/9/2011 11:42:49 PM

haha according to this guy i know that did that did something similar (it wasn't an accident he just wanted to see what happened) you might want to go wash it off immediately

5/9/2011 11:43:34 PM

If its anything like the hot n cold stuff they sell at sex toy stores I am very jealous of what you'll be feeling in a few!

5/9/2011 11:43:44 PM

I'm not black.

5/9/2011 11:44:23 PM

I'LL

ALLOW

IT

5/9/2011 11:48:24 PM

It really was accidental. I'm not sure how exactly, but I'm special like that. I don't think Icy Hot washes off very well :-/

I'll let y'all know if I happen to be on to something though.

5/9/2011 11:48:47 PM

file this under ways to make vaginas smell worse

5/9/2011 11:50:10 PM

i masturbated one time when had a cold and forgot I had vicks vapor rub still on my fingers. that was an interesting experience

5/9/2011 11:50:39 PM

i like the way that stuff smells

and i got vick's in my eye once

seems much less pleasant than getting it elsewhere.

5/9/2011 11:51:58 PM

Try after making salsa with jalapeno peppers

5/9/2011 11:52:59 PM

DO NOT WANT

5/9/2011 11:53:19 PM

you girls need to get better about washing your hands.

5/9/2011 11:53:24 PM

vick's is like petroleum jelly. water is not its friend. :/

5/9/2011 11:54:08 PM

I did

5/9/2011 11:54:43 PM

the stuff that makes peppers hot isn't water soluble. I once chopped up some cayennes while making dinner and, about 15 minutes later after washing my hands, rubbed my eye.

That eye felt like it was on fire for the rest of the night.

5/10/2011 9:29:44 AM

Yeah, well, once, I ate some damn near nuclear hot wings...and then went to take a piss.

5/10/2011 9:33:21 AM

I might just be overly sensitive or overly crazy but thinking about what he might have to get done makes me want to vomit and cry. And I feel like an idiot to get so upset but you only get 1 dad.

What an awesome bday present it would be, though, for him to get all fixed up.

5/10/2011 10:32:34 PM