Anybody got anything for me?

12/22/2011 8:58:27 PM

Or me?

12/22/2011 10:03:27 PM

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"I broke up with a girl 2 days ago [s]o I wouldn't have to get her a Christmas present."

Tough economic times were in.

12/23/2011 11:28:20 AM

Confess to meeeeeeeee!

12/23/2011 7:48:46 PM

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"So a few months ago I sent you a confession about my ex attempting to set me up with a friend of hers. Seen below to refresh your memory and maybe others if they care (doubtful on TWW): Quote : "My ex is trying to set me up with one of her friends. There are a few issues around this. Number 1, the girl she's trying to set me up with is in another city that's not close at all (though one I've been debating moving to in the summer - not because of this girl, longggg before she came around, no psycho here) and one I frequent on business travel. Two, why would my ex do this? This is kind of bothering me, I mean we had a good breakup, but do exes really ever do that and it's truly meaningful? Seems out of left field to say the least." Well, I finally saw her last weekend and I have to say, it was one of the best decisions I've ever made. Our schedules finally synced up and I saw her for an extended 4 day weekend in her city. I can honestly say after meeting her, my ex did a fantastic job of arranging this. I honestly think this is the girl I want to marry. We've been talking for 3+ months now, coupled with the dating weekend around her finals and I am sold on how amazing this girl is. We spent as much time as we could together and the first kiss wasn't forced, it kind of just happened and I think that's the best way. I'm not normally giddy about these kinds of things, but last weekend was about as perfect as it could've been for me and I'm glad it finally worked out in seeing her. I'm hoping to see her again real soon to keep things going as I definitely like where things are headed. I know you probably don't care about this follow up at all, but I felt compelled to send it. I guess there is hopes of exes getting along well after a breakup. I'm still planning to move to the city she lives in and this only gave me that last push I needed to confirm it. Maybe that is psycho sounding to quote myself from before, but when I wasn't with her, I was wandering around the city and confirmed my love with it again. Even if things don't work out, I'm ready to leave Raleigh for the pavement jungle. "

12/25/2011 9:57:25 PM

^ I get along very well with one of my ex's. Not all breakups are bad

12/25/2011 10:06:22 PM

PM me with your holiday/non holiday confessions!!

12/27/2011 11:44:12 AM

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"I laughed a lot over Christmas. Now my cheek muscles are sore. Problem is, only my left cheek muscles got sore. And my smile is distorted and I have a new eye twitch. So now I'm like "shit, I think I have a brain tumor now". "

12/27/2011 12:54:30 PM

Ahah, that confession made me laugh.

12/27/2011 12:55:40 PM

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"Sister-in-law is a cunt, but I'm glad that she created all the drama over the holidays and not me "

12/27/2011 12:59:42 PM

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"I've been involved with a married woman for a couple months now. Her husband doesn't know about it. And its more than just physical. Now before I'm attacked, a few details: He cheated on her at least once (other times she suspects but he hasn't admitted to) and was planning on leaving her and her then 3 year old. She's never gotten over that. She's also not happy in her marriage but is staying with him out of obligation. He doesn't treat her well (the kind of guy who will force her to have sex, etc) but she never thought she could do better. My conscience kicks in sometimes saying this is wrong; but part of me also wants to show her that she can be happy and doesn't have to stay unhappy forever, be it with me or anyone else. Plus the sex is awesome What say you ddd? TWW? "

12/28/2011 2:15:06 PM

Pfft obligation This ain't the 1940s. If the marriage is irreparably broken, it's time to get divorced and move one.

12/28/2011 2:18:13 PM

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"I've never been able to "rope one out." No matter how hard I try to stroke it, or my wife tries to stroke it, it just doesn't happen. It's more like watching a water hose with too little water pressure as it just oozes out. But I guess everything else is working ok since we have kids "

I had to google "rope one out", still not completely sure what it means

12/28/2011 2:24:54 PM

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"i know deep down im the worst poster on TWW, but i continue to post anyways even when it's obvious no one likes me"

12/28/2011 2:33:02 PM

To "rope one out" isn't the preferred syntax, but its meaning remains the same. To ejaculate forcibly, as commonly seen in adult videos. Projectile cum shots. I myself have no problem with this, but its a common issue with less physical specimens.

12/28/2011 2:36:38 PM

5^If she's not happy she needs to leave. Fuck obligations. No excuse for cheating repeatedly and thinking it's ok.

12/28/2011 3:01:17 PM

you would instantly become a 3yr olds 2nd dad, which is weird.

12/28/2011 3:04:53 PM

A woman with a child in an unhappy marriage has drama. a woman with a child in an unfaithful marriage has crazy drama. If the person behind the confession is who I think it is, you gotta stop eating the drama with a spoon out of loneliness. It's pathetic and you should want more for yourself.

And an unfaithful woman no matter the circumstance will always be an unfaithful woman. It's a moral line that cannot be uncrossed.

[Edited on December 28, 2011 at 5:26 PM. Reason : .]

12/28/2011 5:24:37 PM

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"And an unfaithful woman no matter the circumstance will always be an unfaithful woman. It's a moral line that cannot be uncrossed. "

Truth truth truth truth truth. Of the few people I personally know that have cheated, all of them have cheated more than once.

12/28/2011 5:31:38 PM

My wife and I dont have a baby. Also, I didnt send my confession to you, MinkaGrl01.

12/28/2011 5:32:22 PM

WINNER

12/28/2011 5:34:07 PM

Not much happening on here tonight, any of my regulars wanna confess to me?

12/28/2011 6:49:23 PM

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"i'm getting drunk, eating pizza, and watching CNN with my parents tonight "

More please

12/28/2011 8:56:25 PM

And in response here's another:

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"i'm getting drunk, eating nothing, and watching Top Gun all alone tonight "

12/28/2011 8:58:50 PM

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"I'm a 27 year old straight female virgin, and I have been getting horny more and more frequently. I'm masturbating more and more, but it's just not enough any more. I know I could go hook up with a random guy right now, but I am so ashamed of my body, that I can't imagine being naked with a guy. My goal for 2012 is to drop significant weight and lose my virginity. Wow, this actually makes me fell "somewhat" better."

12/28/2011 11:20:00 PM

In response to ^ :

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"i've dated three girls who masturbated a lot. They were all size vixens and knew what it would take to satisfy them. If this poor girl is a virgin and masturbates a lot she is going to be let down by a lot of dudes until she finds someone who can fit her needs."

[Edited on December 29, 2011 at 9:17 AM. Reason : V]

12/29/2011 9:16:29 AM

sex blows the first few times anyway. I do not recommend a big dude for a virgin.

12/29/2011 9:19:50 AM

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"My wife and I dont have a baby. Also, I didnt send my confession to you, MinkaGrl01. "

huh?

12/29/2011 9:32:13 AM

he got pwnt by the script.

12/29/2011 9:32:44 AM

he was fooled by the script lol

12/29/2011 9:32:45 AM

lol

12/29/2011 9:33:49 AM

Anybody wanna confess?

12/29/2011 10:09:47 PM

I really really really wanna know who the 27 year old female virgin is on TWW.

I'm not really sure why. It's not like I'd do anything with that info and I usually don't care too much about who posts these things. But that one has me wondering. I thought most of the girls on here were fairly slutty.

12/29/2011 10:19:55 PM

I, too, would like to get laid

12/29/2011 10:21:05 PM

I knew someone would say that.

Nah, for me, I'd just like to pick her brain more than anything. I'm not even local to the general TWW browsing area anymore anyway.

12/29/2011 10:24:28 PM

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"I'm considering getting liposuction. I need to find a place to go though. I've been looking at reviews of places online. All I know is that I don't want to go where ddd went. Their liposuction looks like it was done by a 3 year old on a sugar high. "

oh lawd

12/30/2011 8:28:05 AM

where ddd went

12/30/2011 8:57:03 AM

where dude went

12/30/2011 9:53:16 AM

Confessions for me?

12/30/2011 5:51:07 PM

I want some confessions

12/30/2011 5:52:54 PM

I want a confession from dude

12/30/2011 6:02:05 PM

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"I thought most of the girls on here were fairly slutty"

wow. that is not insulting at all

12/30/2011 6:04:34 PM

I'm posting here because I'd one day like to know what a green inbox looks like. Maybe with some interesting confession inside.

12/30/2011 6:51:18 PM

lol I was confused by that response as well, MinkaGrl01

12/30/2011 6:53:16 PM

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"I'm staying at my lonely place in the middle of nowhere for NYE instead of going to Columbia because I don't know my roommates there and I think I'd rather stay at home with my dog and get high."

12/30/2011 7:04:19 PM

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"wow. that is not insulting at all "

Clearly you are a n00b.

12/30/2011 7:21:17 PM

e-mail me a confession

bob.fer.apples111@gmail.com

12/30/2011 8:11:34 PM

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"I thought most of the girls on here were fairly slutty"

duh

we're either that, attention whores, or both

12/30/2011 8:39:29 PM

I think that women on message boards are on the extremes, either attention whores or introverts.

12/30/2011 9:06:06 PM

I think we can say that about all the genders on tww, and those in between genders for that matter

12/30/2011 9:07:09 PM