Quote :

"I think I'm gonna like this new job...and more than likely stress will take care of these last 50 lbs"

New job? What happened to the old one?

[Edited on August 22, 2011 at 7:09 PM. Reason : .]

[Edited on August 22, 2011 at 7:09 PM. Reason : ..]

8/22/2011 7:08:40 PM

well, "new" job. new position (or well, finally a permanent position) at my old job

[Edited on August 22, 2011 at 7:13 PM. Reason : I'm an "evisceration supervisor". how badass does that sound???]

8/22/2011 7:10:06 PM

Word! Congrats!

8/22/2011 7:13:34 PM

Damn you moes!!! I really wanted a burrito

[Edited on August 22, 2011 at 8:13 PM. Reason : .]

8/22/2011 8:13:19 PM

i just got a text message from a maryland number saying "ur dogs surgery has been scheduled so let me know when your house sells!"


what a random combination of things there

8/22/2011 8:19:37 PM

That makes even less sense than most of my texts.. including the drunken ones!

Damnit I used my 13031 post on this!

[Edited on August 22, 2011 at 8:21 PM. Reason : .]

8/22/2011 8:20:39 PM

uuuuuuuuuuuuuggh tww is being slow!

8/22/2011 8:38:32 PM

hahahahaha I cant believe of all confessions that was the first thing to come to my mind.

8/22/2011 8:45:48 PM

you know, there is a thread for non-anonymous confessions

...just sayin

8/22/2011 8:47:35 PM

I'll fuck you up the ass with a rusty spork, you she-devil.

8/22/2011 8:52:39 PM

i am depressed about going back to work tomorrow

8/22/2011 9:00:49 PM

more signs of getting old............

8/22/2011 9:33:24 PM

i just bought lifetime premie. i wish it would start working immediately

8/22/2011 9:39:05 PM

Someone broke TWW this shit is barely working right now or maybe its TWC but everything else seems to be fine

8/22/2011 10:54:26 PM

^

Quote :

"Registered Users Online: 219 Anonymous Users Online: 2123 Total Users Online: 2342 "

isnt that a lot higher than usual?

8/22/2011 11:01:41 PM

Oh we back!

8/22/2011 11:02:04 PM

I'm meeting new people tomorrow!

8/22/2011 11:03:28 PM

can't sleep. not happy.

ya boi :-/

8/22/2011 11:33:17 PM

the shit that trends on Twitter, especially late at night, is incredibly stupid. don't these kids have a bedtime?

8/22/2011 11:40:19 PM

Ha it's turning it's turning go Irene back out to sea!! Beach weekend this weekend!

8/23/2011 12:56:11 AM

Holy drama batman



That chick was also cute, even if they thought she was fat

8/23/2011 3:46:23 AM

so. sleepy.


YAWWWWN

8/23/2011 8:21:43 AM

60k?

fuck.

me.

8/23/2011 8:49:15 AM

HOLY BATCRAP!

It has yet to hit 70 degrees today.

8/23/2011 9:02:14 AM

its gonna be a great day

8/23/2011 9:03:00 AM

i hate our printer

actually i don't...i just hate how it only sometimes works

8/23/2011 9:08:39 AM

It's toasty out today... And looks like Irene won't be hitting us

8/23/2011 11:07:23 AM

Silas is watching his third episode of Star Trek:TNG this morning. Ugh.

8/23/2011 11:13:52 AM

8/23/2011 11:28:18 AM

8/23/2011 11:28:57 AM

I feel like I could puke. hmmm maybe a banana before working out isn't good.

8/23/2011 11:29:26 AM

I would be happy to shove my banana down your throat to assist you with puking

8/23/2011 12:13:54 PM

Sleep
I need some

8/23/2011 12:17:44 PM

why do people still say/type "winning"

this bothers me more than it should

[Edited on August 23, 2011 at 12:30 PM. Reason : not when the word is actually needed, obviously]

8/23/2011 12:29:52 PM

if you need to announce you are winning, you are not

8/23/2011 12:31:29 PM

Quote :

"great. a padding forum, and I don't have access to it that's kinda like a big "fuck you" from qfred to BubbleBobble"

this kind gave me a warm fuzzy feeling inside.

8/23/2011 12:37:31 PM

Facebook photo galleries are freaking out right now. I want to change my profile picture dammit!

8/23/2011 12:43:01 PM

EARTHQUAKE!!!!!


*RUMBLE RUMBLE RUMBLE*

8/23/2011 2:20:02 PM

haha I love everyone's earthquake comments.

Obligatory " Has this hit the east coast yet? "

8/23/2011 2:20:46 PM

Quote :

"pttyndal All American 33090 Posts user info edit post guess we can tell GoldenGirl that earthquakes have reached the east coast. 8/23/2011 2:15:00 PM"

8/23/2011 2:22:12 PM

8/23/2011 2:23:35 PM

I must admit coming on to chit chat to see 398420934823 earthquake threads kinda cracked me up

8/23/2011 2:26:36 PM

premie4lifetime, YES WE CAN

8/23/2011 2:31:00 PM

I'm hungry

8/23/2011 2:43:21 PM

I <3 tww

8/23/2011 2:45:28 PM

i wish i had gotten lifetimeium.

I just noticed that Joie's profile has been viewed 4x more than she has posted.
that makes me a little

8/23/2011 2:45:59 PM

its chilly!

8/23/2011 2:53:10 PM

Quote :

"Hipsters all along the eastern seaboard rejoice as there is finally a natural disaster that's underground."

8/23/2011 2:57:08 PM

earthquake?

hope yall are doing ok

8/23/2011 3:14:32 PM

my nose hurts on the inside

8/23/2011 3:16:25 PM