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8/31/2011 11:27:20 PM

Sister hazel at the mother fucking seafood festival!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Fuck yeah

8/31/2011 11:51:10 PM

It's all for you.

8/31/2011 11:56:43 PM

Time to go crawl into bed and "sleep".

I think my bed hates me. Doesn't let me sleep well at all lately. I should kick my bed in its balls.

9/1/2011 12:11:24 AM

9/1/2011 1:14:54 AM

what sort of f'd up sleep schedule am i on...


i fell fast asleep at 6:30...


now i'm wide awake

9/1/2011 2:04:58 AM

^Do you work an afternoon, or night shift? that can mess up sleep patterns.

9/1/2011 2:19:02 AM

no...i'm actually on vacation this week...

9/1/2011 2:21:52 AM

^ DRINKS SOMETIME

Unrelated: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lmDTSQtK20c

[Edited on September 1, 2011 at 2:28 AM. Reason : lol premie no more]

9/1/2011 2:28:05 AM

haha I went to the bar tonight and everyone was like "Omgah I saw you on the news during the hurricane!"

9/1/2011 2:55:51 AM

I feel better today than I did yesterday- great success!

9/1/2011 6:21:05 AM

It's 830 and I'm already thinking about ice cream. I'm such a fatty.

9/1/2011 8:38:10 AM

WHERE DID MY SUMMER GO DAMMIT

9/1/2011 9:11:04 AM

lol inorite summer is gone already

btw did you think of the fantasy team name yet?

9/1/2011 9:20:24 AM

I'm going to be so broke this Month Stupid commissions check

9/1/2011 9:27:35 AM

nah- still trying to get one. i've got some options now, most of which are almost lame enough to suit my team:

killer tofu (from back in my vegan days)
constantly inconsistent
fumble this
squishmitten
chix with kix (this is an all girls league)
luscious lushes
trogdor's burninators



Some of the current team names in the league: Steel Toes (for our resident steelers fan), Fight Like A Girl, Chicken Dinner, and ipick bycolors.

9/1/2011 9:31:50 AM

i need to stop dicking around online and get packing.

MOTIVATE ME!

9/1/2011 10:23:16 AM

Quote :

"Oh shit, get your towels ready It's about to go down Everybody in the place hit the fucking deck But stay on your motherfucking toes We running this, let's go I'm on a boat, I'm on a boat Everybody look at me 'Cause I'm sailing on a boat I'm on a boat, I'm on a boat Take a good hard look At the motherfucking boat I'm on a boat motherfucker, take a look at me Straight flowing on a boat on the deep blue sea Busting five knots, wind whipping out my coat You can't stop me motherfucker, 'cause I'm on a boat "

9/1/2011 10:28:51 AM

9/1/2011 10:32:32 AM

why didn't the professor put the required book on the book list

9/1/2011 10:35:48 AM

Ah shit, the first week back is the worst. My chest muscles are so damn sore it hurts and my legs will be the same way tomorrow. arghitty!

And I want out of this city asap now that I know the school will be a 4 yr venture.

9/1/2011 11:05:28 AM

I don't feel good

9/1/2011 11:48:55 AM

less than 24 hours before I go to NYC and i still don't have a place to stay...

9/1/2011 12:49:46 PM

FIRST OF SEPTEMBER

YOU KNOW WHAT'S COMING

PUMPKIN ALL THE THINGS

9/1/2011 1:33:17 PM

YESSSSSSSSS

9/1/2011 1:45:39 PM

I really wish I had eaten breakfast. I'm starving!

9/1/2011 2:04:38 PM

i feel so full, yummy greek salad

9/1/2011 2:06:41 PM

Feels weird looking at the date seeing 9 at the front

Finally Fucking Fall

9/1/2011 2:09:13 PM

Do not want to go to class tonight...at all.

9/1/2011 2:40:58 PM

yay we're almost to fall which means then winter and then i can go running for like 10 miles and not sweat to death.

9/1/2011 2:43:02 PM

Thanks for being super late Mr. doctor

9/1/2011 3:05:54 PM

best sleeping pills EVER

9/1/2011 3:06:52 PM

\m/

9/1/2011 3:29:16 PM

Fall starts in 22 more days you simpletons

[Edited on September 1, 2011 at 3:32 PM. Reason : nicer]

9/1/2011 3:31:38 PM

^not up here. these fools think that labor day weekend = end of summer.

don't matter that it's still 80+ degrees


though i can NOT wait for hoodie and shorts time

9/1/2011 4:06:48 PM

obviously i'm referring to down here, where it will stay in the 80s through October.

And if only people in "the north" think Labor day is the end of summer then explain to me why my neighborhood pool is closing after this weekend fuckers.

9/1/2011 4:09:41 PM

cuz they're cheap

9/1/2011 4:10:26 PM

my grandmother's pool in NJ stays open more days than my pool down here. fucking pathetic.

good thing I can just sneak into other pools

9/1/2011 4:28:57 PM

fuck.

somebody move to hoboken so I can have a gym buddy. errybody here thinks they're a goddam model, and it's pissing me off. I need somebody to make fun of them with me.

9/1/2011 5:06:26 PM

oh for fucks sake

i left my damned sneaker at home.

JUST ONE

so much for going on a goddammed run

9/1/2011 7:00:58 PM

you know what Jacob at BW3...

it's a good thing you're really hot and tall...


because you're a terrible server

9/1/2011 8:05:42 PM

mmmm that was surprisingly delicious.



Also, I am hoping this weekend is super fun for Biofreak70.......





And that everyone is safe. I do NOT wanna get a "he's in the hospital" call

9/1/2011 8:10:01 PM

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh i ate too much spaghetti

9/1/2011 8:10:07 PM

Russel with the td....for the badgers

9/1/2011 8:12:20 PM

Stop thinking about foods. Must lose thirty more pounds.

[Edited on September 1, 2011 at 8:16 PM. Reason : Stupid autocorrect]

9/1/2011 8:16:06 PM

Quote :

"I do NOT wanna get a "he's in the hospital" call "

lol. those are SOO much fun though!

9/1/2011 8:26:16 PM

how about the he's in jail call?

9/1/2011 8:31:24 PM

always so much trouble getting him to sleep. and justin's had the magic touch recently.

russell wilson

9/1/2011 8:42:11 PM

fucking uzbeks

9/1/2011 8:53:41 PM

^^^ yeah I don't want that one either

9/1/2011 8:58:03 PM