yay, let's talk about sweat stains!

9/1/2011 9:05:50 PM

brina likes laying on his play area

i think she thinks if she lays on it we'll play with her

9/1/2011 9:20:31 PM

9/1/2011 9:24:02 PM

9/1/2011 9:34:01 PM

Hw do you live your entire life with a huge mole/freckle on your vulva without noticing it?

9/1/2011 9:43:32 PM

9/1/2011 9:44:20 PM

My thoughts exactly.

9/1/2011 9:45:05 PM

really

9/1/2011 9:46:28 PM

There are like 99 yahoo questions about coochie freckles by folks who think they have the clap.

9/1/2011 9:48:07 PM

blah

9/1/2011 9:50:14 PM

i'm mean

9/1/2011 9:50:30 PM

staying focused at work will be insanely difficult tomorrow

9/1/2011 9:54:11 PM

Soooooo thirsty.

9/1/2011 9:58:23 PM

Well, if I am stuck in this shitty place then I am definitely going back to school. Fuck it. Mine as well make my time worth while.

9/1/2011 10:44:12 PM

lol craigslist.

7 people wanting to see the bike after it's only been up for 12 hours? I'll call that a success until one of these people rapes me.

9/2/2011 6:54:13 AM

BACHELOR TRIP COMMENCES!!!!

9/2/2011 7:02:52 AM

thanks for working again internets...

also...i have a very busy day ahead so i need to get up...


also...^you can direct the "he's in jail" calls to me...i won't tell piddlebug....don't bother me with the "he's in the hospital" calls though


have a blast

9/2/2011 7:13:20 AM

Brother coming into town to peddle his "wares" at the Exotic Animal Show

9/2/2011 8:08:07 AM

left my concert ticket in Raleigh...show starts at 12 tomorrow...I'm at JFK. wonderful

9/2/2011 8:08:27 AM

really glad that i didn't go last night

9/2/2011 8:55:25 AM

"he's in jail" or "in the hospital" is far better than the "someone died right in front of us" call I got

but the best was "i got kicked out of the strip club" call


fussy baby is fussy

9/2/2011 9:01:52 AM

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9/2/2011 9:19:42 AM

oh lord, I can never keep my mouth shut, I always have to give my opinion

9/2/2011 10:08:15 AM

I'm happy its football season and all, but I'm not looking forward to tailgating and the game tomorrow. I just wanna sleep.

9/2/2011 10:27:44 AM

oh heavens

9/2/2011 10:27:49 AM

damn me i put on my headphones and I think they weren't plugged in all the way and everyone heard what I was listening to for about 5 minutes... TNG episode 72

9/2/2011 10:33:03 AM

could have been worse

9/2/2011 10:35:05 AM

the pharmacy should have some kind of frequent buyer rewards

9/2/2011 10:36:18 AM

yeah. that's true

9/2/2011 10:36:21 AM

ok...most of my stress has been lifted now that I found a place to stay. Now about those tix I left in NC....

it would be great to not be hung up on by the ticketing company

9/2/2011 10:37:49 AM

^where are you?

9/2/2011 10:57:57 AM

JFK

9/2/2011 10:59:20 AM

^keep an eye out for Jack!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/08/31/jack-the-cat-jfk-lost-cat_n_943071.html

http://www.facebook.com/pages/Jack-The-Cat-is-Lost-in-AA-Baggage-at-JFK/143108332445793

9/2/2011 11:01:18 AM

Quote :

"amn me i put on my headphones and I think they weren't plugged in all the way and everyone heard what I was listening to for about 5 minutes... TNG episode 72 "

that happened to me at work a few weeks ago. except everyone heard LMFAO screaming "LET'S GET DRUNK MOTHER FUCKERS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS"

9/2/2011 11:04:05 AM

wow....that is one freaking funny facebook page. I'll keep an eye out but i'm over on the JetBlue side

9/2/2011 11:05:05 AM

Press releases shouldn't be allowed to be sent as high priority.

Also, sending an email the Friday of a holiday weekend is a bad idea. Out of office reply overload.

9/2/2011 11:07:25 AM

I get really tired right after a super sweaty work out. Sucks butt because I'd rather nap than go to work.

9/2/2011 11:20:36 AM

lol

"two cups of water already, I know what that means"


struuuuuuuuuuuuggling

9/2/2011 11:23:02 AM

My dog's super fast panting is annoying the shit out of me.

9/2/2011 11:24:30 AM

I wonder if there is a gay porn called "Jackson's Hole"

9/2/2011 11:55:21 AM

This gif has me lollin'..



"Whatever, bitch."


[Edited on September 2, 2011 at 1:14 PM. Reason : he's all like...]

9/2/2011 1:14:11 PM

I have to admit, I hate it when my naturally beautiful girl-friends wear tons of makeup. It is equated to unnecessary plastic surgery in my mind.

9/2/2011 1:14:37 PM

I honestly don't know how I managed to cut myself this badly.

9/2/2011 1:16:35 PM

^ i hope you're okay

i wish we would close early today. slow day is slow.

9/2/2011 1:18:36 PM

It's just from where I cut myself shaving yesterday. I was trying to skin myself, methinks.

9/2/2011 1:19:49 PM

nap time?? I think yes.

9/2/2011 1:54:06 PM

^ I'm jealous


In hickory and finally getting to do my test run for my hair for the wedding.

9/2/2011 2:15:41 PM

this is the laziest i have been in awhile

it feels amazing

9/2/2011 2:17:19 PM

why do i get all these stomach cramps everyday around this time?

9/2/2011 2:29:46 PM

9/2/2011 2:39:43 PM