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wah wah. You don't even like football

9/3/2011 10:07:53 PM

maybe i should have said "every body was tailgating but me"

[Edited on September 3, 2011 at 10:08 PM. Reason : adjhf]

9/3/2011 10:08:20 PM

9/3/2011 10:11:21 PM

i need to flex my cock

9/3/2011 10:12:59 PM

Today was very productive. Am tired.

9/3/2011 10:17:04 PM

i was a lazy piece of shit today

it was amazing

9/3/2011 10:17:56 PM

9/3/2011 10:22:10 PM

i'm gonna pull out my dick and fuck the air

9/3/2011 10:38:11 PM

really hope that last touchpad order comes through cause I may not have one after this weekend. My dad has kidnapped it to play angry birds

9/3/2011 10:41:07 PM

Need to be going out, can't stop playing bejeweled.

9/3/2011 10:53:30 PM

I have put quite the hurtin' on Mad Men

And i'm glad i have help, but i'm ready for him to come home.

9/3/2011 10:58:07 PM

pink and yellow

brent musburger needs help choosing clothes

9/3/2011 11:00:42 PM

oh joy. The a/c is on the fritz. Sounds like a good excuse to leave a day early

[Edited on September 3, 2011 at 11:17 PM. Reason : ]

9/3/2011 11:17:34 PM

please do...

this dog is being bitchy

9/3/2011 11:29:54 PM

lol. Not my problem.

9/3/2011 11:35:26 PM

he goes from passed out to barking his head off at something that's not there

9/3/2011 11:38:00 PM

he's pissed because you wouldn't share

9/3/2011 11:41:24 PM

i don't want to deal with his hateful hungover ass tomorrow...

but now he's snorting at me

9/3/2011 11:42:48 PM

to Sam.

9/3/2011 11:45:01 PM

Quote :

"i'm ready for him to come home."

me too


On a random note, the cable here at the parental units' house blows so I am watching netflix on my computer. Apparently there is a moth in my room and Hunter Kitty is trying desperately eradicate it. Unfortunately my computer is the only light in the room which means the moth keeps hovering over me and Hunter Kitty keeps jumping and walking all over me trying to kill it

9/3/2011 11:45:19 PM

you bitches need to learn to make it ONE GOD DAMN WEEKEND without your men

that shit's fucked up

9/3/2011 11:50:07 PM

o/

9/3/2011 11:52:03 PM

I'm trying to talk mine into staying in Raleigh

Also, I'm really tired so I think it is bedtime!

9/3/2011 11:52:49 PM

seriously, all this whiny weak "i need my man to come home" bullshit is rubbing me RAW

9/3/2011 11:53:03 PM

damn it

9/3/2011 11:59:56 PM

yay. bmel knows maff

9/4/2011 12:01:26 AM

I BET YOUR MEN ARE GOING TO BARS

I BET THERE ARE WOMEN THERE

I BET YOUR MEN ARE NOT GOING TO FUCK THOSE WOMEN

BUT I BET YOU GET A CASE OF THE CRAZIES AND WORRY ABOUT IT

9/4/2011 12:01:30 AM

Damn. I got left hanging.

\o to myself

9/4/2011 12:04:54 AM

Lol @ ddk. Your first post confused me and I figured it was a trick question and the answer was none of the above but then you deleted it so I guess it was just a typo. :Beatup:

9/4/2011 12:16:35 AM

i should have been reading all this time

9/4/2011 12:21:01 AM

this couch is surprisingly comfortable

9/4/2011 1:34:33 AM

Brain--

9/4/2011 1:37:24 AM

How is it that qntmfred knows I'm only going to be around another 65 years!?!?!?!


MAGIC

9/4/2011 3:42:20 AM

Quote :

"you bitches need to learn to make it ONE GOD DAMN WEEKEND without your men that shit's fucked up"

2 month old baby. My wanting him home has nothing to do with the inability to make it alone or insecurities about what he is or isn't doing...it's simply MUCH easier with a baby that is a little colicky and suffering from reflux when there is two people. That's why I'm ready for him to come home. Something simple as tagging out so I can get a proper, or just an hour, nap.

I've made it, spent, and thoroughly enjoyed my alone time plenty a weekend without him. I'm very comfortable with our relationship and what he's doing. I have no insecurities. He does plenty of things without me and i without him. This time is just different.

He'll be in my position in 2 weeks...and if he still posted I guarantee you he would be saying the exact same thing as me

And for the record I said "ready" to come home...not "need"
Big difference. Esp in my circumstances.

[Edited on September 4, 2011 at 3:59 AM. Reason : ]

[Edited on September 4, 2011 at 4:05 AM. Reason : ]

9/4/2011 3:51:52 AM

oh yay...

i got to sleep in today....all the way to 6:30...


gah


now i'm hungry but i don't really want breakfast

[Edited on September 4, 2011 at 7:04 AM. Reason : also...my sinuses are hurting me]

9/4/2011 7:03:31 AM

I hate waking up early on days when I should be sleeping in

Also, epic 4am post, LK

Also also, I wish we would've stayed out last night

9/4/2011 7:43:03 AM

off to work!

(hi ho, hi ho, it's off to work we go!)

9/4/2011 7:59:46 AM

^^

9/4/2011 8:32:50 AM

^^^ +1



Also, why is it a problem for me to miss my man? I haven't said a word otherwise. I hope he's having a great time. And I also got a shit load of stuff done this weekend that I doubt I would have if he had been around. But that doesn't mean I can't miss him. And this IS the "what are you thinking about at this very moment" thread.....not the "hold your your tongue so you don't rattle settledown" thread.

[Edited on September 4, 2011 at 8:35 AM. Reason : late]

[Edited on September 4, 2011 at 8:35 AM. Reason : ...]

9/4/2011 8:34:31 AM

damn hickory internets!

[Edited on September 4, 2011 at 8:34 AM. Reason : .]

9/4/2011 8:34:31 AM

dasdgjjkutrrcvnm,kjgrg

9/4/2011 8:48:00 AM

i think the gatorade bottle is just too much for sam...

he's giving it his best shot but so far he's only been able to get the label off

[Edited on September 4, 2011 at 8:49 AM. Reason : oh wait...no...he got the top off too...YOU GO DOGGIE...MAKE THAT BOTTLE YOUR BITCH!]

9/4/2011 8:48:49 AM

never doubt Sam when it comes to cramming shit in his mouth.

9/4/2011 8:54:44 AM

he just farted and it vibrated the bed


he got embarrassed and stopped playing with the bottle...now he's pouting

[Edited on September 4, 2011 at 8:55 AM. Reason : adsf]

9/4/2011 8:55:37 AM

9/4/2011 8:59:33 AM

i wish he would go get me some breakfast

9/4/2011 9:07:03 AM

it's hilarious how the cat chatters his teeth when he spots a bird through the window

9/4/2011 9:09:23 AM

you use more than I do. Didn't think that was possible.

hmm...I have 3/4 tank of gas in my truck. Maybe I'll go blast the ac and take a nap

9/4/2011 9:09:38 AM

i use it in nearly every post...

it's the only way i can convey just how full of shit i actually am

9/4/2011 9:14:28 AM

9/4/2011 9:14:49 AM