I have used BoDog checks several times. They take anywhere between 2 weeks and 2 months, so don't expect your $Texas anytime soon.

11/30/2008 10:16:51 PM

my sportsbook's checks come 'overnight'. If I request on Friday - Sunday they're here 10:30AM Tuesday.

11/30/2008 10:31:43 PM

messing around in a $5 SNG and put a nasty beat on someone...

Full Tilt Poker Game #9257300724: $5 + $0.50 Sit & Go (70783283), Table 1 - 15/30 - No Limit Hold'em - 23:02:55 ET - 2008/11/30
Seat 1: slippinthru (3,510)
Seat 2: Mullethunt (1,455)
Seat 3: Big reg45 (1,455)
Seat 4: GauGau (1,140)
Seat 5: Shinnanator (1,470)
Seat 7: nikedunklowpro (1,500)
Seat 8: carcaradon (1,470)
Seat 9: stonefacedboy (1,500)
GauGau posts the small blind of 15
Shinnanator posts the big blind of 30
The button is in seat #3
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to nikedunklowpro [5c 5s]
nikedunklowpro calls 30
carcaradon folds
stonefacedboy folds
slippinthru calls 30
Mullethunt folds
Big reg45 calls 30
GauGau calls 15
Shinnanator checks
*** FLOP *** [Tc Kc 2d]
GauGau checks
Shinnanator checks
nikedunklowpro checks
slippinthru checks
Big reg45 checks
*** TURN *** [Tc Kc 2d] [5h]
GauGau checks
Shinnanator checks
nikedunklowpro checks
slippinthru checks
Big reg45 checks
*** RIVER *** [Tc Kc 2d 5h] [5d]
GauGau: hey slippinthru, great software
GauGau checks
Shinnanator checks
nikedunklowpro checks
slippinthru checks
Big reg45 bets 120
GauGau folds
Shinnanator folds
nikedunklowpro raises to 360
slippinthru folds
Big reg45 has 15 seconds left to act
Big reg45 raises to 1,425, and is all in
nikedunklowpro calls 1,065
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Big reg45 shows [Ks Kd] a full house, Kings full of Fives
nikedunklowpro shows [5c 5s] four of a kind, Fives
nikedunklowpro wins the pot (3,000) with four of a kind, Fives
Big reg45 stands up
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 3,000 | Rake 0
Board: [Tc Kc 2d 5h 5d]
Seat 1: slippinthru folded on the River
Seat 2: Mullethunt didn't bet (folded)
Seat 3: Big reg45 (button) showed [Ks Kd] and lost with a full house, Kings full of Fives
Seat 4: GauGau (small blind) folded on the River
Seat 5: Shinnanator (big blind) folded on the River
Seat 7: nikedunklowpro showed [5c 5s] and won (3,000) with four of a kind, Fives
Seat 8: carcaradon didn't bet (folded)
Seat 9: stonefacedboy didn't bet (folded)

12/1/2008 12:15:00 AM

That's what they get for not betting until the river.

12/1/2008 1:04:02 AM

November stats (16 tabling 50nl on FTP and 24 tabling 25nl on Stars):

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12/1/2008 8:40:13 AM

You play 24 tables at once?

12/1/2008 10:04:02 AM

Yeah. Higher $/hr. that way

12/1/2008 10:10:05 AM

God damn. That's a lot of tables.

12/1/2008 10:16:55 AM

I can barely handle 6 tables, I would go insane with that many, although I am on a laptop. I'm assuming you just play straight ABC poker w/ no moves at all like that?

12/1/2008 10:30:53 AM

You can just cascade them and they will pop up at you when it is your turn to act. It's really not as hard as you may think...

^ Yeah pretty tight-agro, abc, 14/10 style

[Edited on December 1, 2008 at 10:32 AM. Reason : ^]

12/1/2008 10:30:59 AM

9/10 handed?

12/1/2008 10:33:20 AM

9

12/1/2008 1:14:57 PM

At least he made it count...

PokerStars Game #22549512845: Hold'em No Limit ($0.05/$0.10) - 2008/12/02 1:35:20 ET
Table 'Chantal IV' 6-max Seat #6 is the button
Seat 1: danuny1 ($10.60 in chips)
Seat 2: allin486 ($14.60 in chips)
Seat 3: CAMARITA ($9.30 in chips)
Seat 5: ncsuthedude ($10.15 in chips)
Seat 6: govols12345 ($30.50 in chips)
danuny1: posts small blind $0.05
allin486: posts big blind $0.10
lilybel0: sits out
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to ncsuthedude [Ad Kd]
CAMARITA: calls $0.10
ncsuthedude: raises $0.40 to $0.50
govols12345: calls $0.50
danuny1: calls $0.45
allin486: calls $0.40
CAMARITA: calls $0.40
*** FLOP *** [Qh Jc Th]
danuny1: checks
allin486: checks
CAMARITA: checks
ncsuthedude: bets $2
govols12345: folds
danuny1: calls $2
allin486: raises $12.10 to $14.10 and is all-in
CAMARITA: folds
ncsuthedude: calls $7.65 and is all-in
danuny1: folds
Uncalled bet ($4.45) returned to allin486
*** TURN *** [Qh Jc Th] [8d]
*** RIVER *** [Qh Jc Th 8d] [Ts]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
allin486: shows [Td Tc] (four of a kind, Tens)
ncsuthedude: mucks hand
allin486 collected $22.65 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $23.80 | Rake $1.15
Board [Qh Jc Th 8d Ts]
Seat 1: danuny1 (small blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 2: allin486 (big blind) showed [Td Tc] and won ($22.65) with four of a kind, Tens
Seat 3: CAMARITA folded on the Flop
Seat 5: ncsuthedude mucked [Ad Kd]
Seat 6: govols12345 (button) folded on the Flop

12/2/2008 1:45:53 AM

Stupid fucking play all-around (it was a freeroll), but come on...

Full Tilt Poker Game #9294465404: $100 Freeroll (70924361), Table 73 - 25/50 - No Limit Hold'em - 1:52:42 ET - 2008/12/03
Seat 1: Lisbeth Ostos (1,715)
Seat 2: xiahoudun716 (1,240)
Seat 3: killagal (2,795)
Seat 4: SHWADE22 (1,230)
Seat 5: Cardo24 (4,190)
Seat 6: imsofaking11 (1,120)
Seat 7: DeadlyGlories (1,190)
Seat 8: VinVegas27 (4,500)
Seat 9: chrissi56 (1,140)
killagal posts the small blind of 25
SHWADE22 posts the big blind of 50
The button is in seat #2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to SHWADE22 [Ad 7d]
Cardo24 folds
imsofaking11 has 15 seconds left to act
imsofaking11 folds
DeadlyGlories folds
VinVegas27 folds
chrissi56 calls 50
Lisbeth Ostos is feeling happy
Lisbeth Ostos raises to 1,715, and is all in
xiahoudun716 folds
killagal folds
SHWADE22 calls 1,180, and is all in
chrissi56 has 15 seconds left to act
chrissi56 calls 1,090, and is all in
Lisbeth Ostos shows [Qh 9d]
SHWADE22 shows [Ad 7d]
chrissi56 shows [Kd 5s]
Uncalled bet of 485 returned to Lisbeth Ostos
*** FLOP *** [Td Js Qs]
*** TURN *** [Td Js Qs] [Qc]
*** RIVER *** [Td Js Qs Qc] [Qd]
Lisbeth Ostos shows four of a kind, Queens
SHWADE22 shows three of a kind, Queens
Lisbeth Ostos wins the side pot (180) with four of a kind, Queens
chrissi56 shows three of a kind, Queens
Lisbeth Ostos wins the main pot (3,445) with four of a kind, Queens
chrissi56 stands up
SHWADE22 stands up
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 3,625 Main pot 3,445. Side pot 180. | Rake 0
Board: [Td Js Qs Qc Qd]
Seat 1: Lisbeth Ostos showed [Qh 9d] and won (3,625) with four of a kind, Queens
Seat 2: xiahoudun716 (button) didn't bet (folded)
Seat 3: killagal (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 4: SHWADE22 (big blind) showed [Ad 7d] and lost with three of a kind, Queens
Seat 5: Cardo24 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 6: imsofaking11 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 7: DeadlyGlories didn't bet (folded)
Seat 8: VinVegas27 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 9: chrissi56 showed [Kd 5s] and lost with three of a kind, Queens

12/3/2008 1:56:02 AM

Oh, I've done that before just to piss people off.

12/3/2008 9:40:28 AM

Not sure what you were expecting with a freeroll but calling that hand with a7 isnt a great play either.

12/3/2008 5:47:10 PM

That's exactly what I already said. I was just pissed that the guy with the worst hand ended up hitting quad Queens.

12/3/2008 6:09:26 PM

Really? The guy who was the slight underdog won? How about that...

12/3/2008 8:21:17 PM

12/3/2008 8:24:55 PM

12/3/2008 9:26:03 PM

Biggest comeback of all time...down to 2 big blinds after he hit a 4 outer to cripple me, and managed to come back and win it. Definitely had some luck involved initially, but once I got a couple hundred chips I was able to pick some good spots to double up a few times in a row.

Full Tilt Poker Game #9287743624: $10 + $0.50 Heads Up Sit & Go (71001246), Table 1 - 10/20 - No Limit Hold'em - 18:37:59 ET - 2008/12/02
Seat 1: newungar (2,960)
Seat 2: nikedunklowpro (40)
nikedunklowpro posts the small blind of 10
newungar posts the big blind of 20
The button is in seat #2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to nikedunklowpro [Ad 7c]
nikedunklowpro raises to 40, and is all in
newungar calls 20
nikedunklowpro shows [Ad 7c]
newungar shows [4s 5d]
*** FLOP *** [8h 3d 8c]
*** TURN *** [8h 3d 8c] [2h]
*** RIVER *** [8h 3d 8c 2h] [Qh]
nikedunklowpro shows a pair of Eights
newungar shows a pair of Eights
nikedunklowpro wins the pot (80) with a pair of Eights
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 80 | Rake 0
Board: [8h 3d 8c 2h Qh]
Seat 1: newungar (big blind) showed [4s 5d] and lost with a pair of Eights
Seat 2: nikedunklowpro (small blind) showed [Ad 7c] and won (80) with a pair of Eights

about 10 minutes and several hands later...

Full Tilt Poker Game #9287894635: $10 + $0.50 Heads Up Sit & Go (71001246), Table 1 - 20/40 - No Limit Hold'em - 18:47:11 ET - 2008/12/02
Seat 1: newungar (1,290)
Seat 2: nikedunklowpro (1,710)
newungar posts the small blind of 20
nikedunklowpro posts the big blind of 40
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to nikedunklowpro [4c Qc]
newungar calls 20
nikedunklowpro checks
*** FLOP *** [Tc 9h 8c]
nikedunklowpro checks
newungar bets 80
nikedunklowpro calls 80
*** TURN *** [Tc 9h 8c] [8h]
nikedunklowpro checks
newungar checks
*** RIVER *** [Tc 9h 8c 8h] [7c]
nikedunklowpro bets 1,590, and is all in
newungar calls 1,170, and is all in
Uncalled bet of 420 returned to nikedunklowpro
*** SHOW DOWN ***
nikedunklowpro shows [4c Qc] a flush, Queen high
newungar mucks
nikedunklowpro wins the pot (2,580) with a flush, Queen high
newungar stands up
nikedunklowpro stands up
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 2,580 | Rake 0
Board: [Tc 9h 8c 8h 7c]
Seat 1: newungar (small blind) mucked [4d Jh] - a straight, Jack high
Seat 2: nikedunklowpro (big blind) showed [4c Qc] and won (2,580) with a flush, Queen high

this is an example of why you should never give up in a tournament!


[Edited on December 3, 2008 at 11:58 PM. Reason : /]

12/3/2008 11:53:18 PM

Playing like a 20$ heads up or something once some guy disappeared so after a little while I started blinding him down. He ended up coming back on with around one or two blinds left. I then was unable to hit a single card and he ended up beating me, his kings against my aces just to top it off no less. It was the most rigged game ever

12/4/2008 7:12:29 AM

Mother. Fucker.

Full Tilt Poker Game #9322161786: $1,000 Guarantee (Rebuy) (71120871), Table 197 - 30/60 - No Limit Hold'em - 18:08:36 ET - 2008/12/04
Seat 1: Reptile76 (800), is sitting out
Seat 2: kamufLars82 (4,250)
Seat 3: tubicsak1967 (2,410)
Seat 4: DDs4Steve (5,920)
Seat 5: Doodle25 (1,210)
Seat 6: SHWADE22 (810)
Seat 7: LucasPorto (4,130)
Seat 8: ceasarplus (5,120)
Seat 9: gajinza (3,080), is sitting out
ceasarplus posts the small blind of 30
gajinza posts the big blind of 60
The button is in seat #7
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to SHWADE22 [Th 9h]
Reptile76 folds
Doodle25: oh yeah it was you calling me a donkey
kamufLars82 folds
ceasarplus: now get in your crate before i put you outside
tubicsak1967 folds
DDs4Steve calls 60
tubicsak1967: nr
Doodle25 calls 60
SHWADE22 calls 60
kamufLars82: ty
LucasPorto has 15 seconds left to act
tubicsak1967: had the jj
LucasPorto folds
ceasarplus calls 30
gajinza checks
*** FLOP *** [5s 2h 4h]
Doodle25: yeah ok
ceasarplus bets 300
gajinza folds
kamufLars82: nh
DDs4Steve folds
Doodle25: all talk i see
Doodle25 folds
SHWADE22 calls 300
*** TURN *** [5s 2h 4h] [5h]
ceasarplus has 15 seconds left to act
ceasarplus bets 350
SHWADE22 raises to 450, and is all in
ceasarplus calls 100
SHWADE22 shows [Th 9h]
ceasarplus shows [2c Ad]
*** RIVER *** [5s 2h 4h 5h] [5d]
SHWADE22 shows a flush, Ten high
ceasarplus shows a full house, Fives full of Twos
ceasarplus wins the pot (1,800) with a full house, Fives full of Twos
SHWADE22: omg
ceasarplus: lol]
SHWADE22 stands up
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 1,800 | Rake 0
Board: [5s 2h 4h 5h 5d]
Seat 1: Reptile76 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 2: kamufLars82 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 3: tubicsak1967 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 4: DDs4Steve folded on the Flop
Seat 5: Doodle25 folded on the Flop
Seat 6: SHWADE22 showed [Th 9h] and lost with a flush, Ten high
Seat 7: LucasPorto (button) didn't bet (folded)
Seat 8: ceasarplus (small blind) showed [2c Ad] and won (1,800) with a full house, Fives full of Twos
Seat 9: gajinza (big blind) folded on the Flop

12/4/2008 6:11:55 PM

BULL FUCKING SHIT. EVERY FUCKING TIME I MAKE IT DEEP THIS KIND OF SHIT HAPPENS.

Full Tilt Poker Game #9326297333: $8 + $0.80 Tournament (71246198), Table 6 - 1200/2400 Ante 300 - No Limit Hold'em - 22:30:05 ET - 2008/12/04
Seat 1: Culichi (55,088)
Seat 2: FANaUZZI (52,058), is sitting out
Seat 3: cluffinbunt (43,890)
Seat 4: zsdad28 (65,854)
Seat 5: JeffMoney81 (26,328)
Seat 7: nikedunklowpro (34,070)
Seat 8: BronzeSam (26,270)
Seat 9: bozo1a (56,442)
Culichi antes 300
FANaUZZI antes 300
cluffinbunt antes 300
zsdad28 antes 300
JeffMoney81 antes 300
nikedunklowpro antes 300
BronzeSam antes 300
bozo1a antes 300
BronzeSam posts the small blind of 1,200
bozo1a posts the big blind of 2,400
The button is in seat #7
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to nikedunklowpro [Ad Ac]
Culichi folds
FANaUZZI folds
cluffinbunt folds
zsdad28 folds
JeffMoney81 folds
nikedunklowpro raises to 4,800
BronzeSam raises to 25,970, and is all in
bozo1a folds
nikedunklowpro calls 21,170
BronzeSam shows [Kd 7d]
nikedunklowpro shows [Ad Ac]
*** FLOP *** [3s 6s 8c]
*** TURN *** [3s 6s 8c] [Kh]
*** RIVER *** [3s 6s 8c Kh] [7c]
BronzeSam shows two pair, Kings and Sevens
nikedunklowpro shows a pair of Aces
BronzeSam wins the pot (56,740) with two pair, Kings and Sevens
FANaUZZI has reconnected
BronzeSam: ship it
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 56,740 | Rake 0
Board: [3s 6s 8c Kh 7c]
Seat 1: Culichi folded before the Flop
Seat 2: FANaUZZI folded before the Flop
Seat 3: cluffinbunt folded before the Flop
Seat 4: zsdad28 folded before the Flop
Seat 5: JeffMoney81 folded before the Flop
Seat 7: nikedunklowpro (button) showed [Ad Ac] and lost with a pair of Aces
Seat 8: BronzeSam (small blind) showed [Kd 7d] and won (56,740) with two pair, Kings and Sevens
Seat 9: bozo1a (big blind) folded before the Flop

12/4/2008 10:46:59 PM

here's some fun stats.

all ins in s&g that I have either called or been called

where I was a 45%-55% favorite = 1 for my last 10
where I was a 55%-70% favorite = 1 for my last 6

The next time I go 9 for 10 in something will be the first

12/5/2008 11:29:39 PM

So after the hillsborough hike and way to many beers last night my friend and I thought it would be a good idea to short stack 200NL. We raped it, moved to 400NL, and raped it. Then we decided to go to 600NL, which didn't work so well. All in all we won money somehow, proof that drunkness + poker dosen't always mean failure. weeeeeeee

12/6/2008 1:54:09 PM

looks like you had two big hands there

I got smashed one night and came home around 1 in the morning. I woke up the next day and vaguely remembered playing poker and thought, oh shit, let see how much I lost. I logged in and there was $400 more than I ended with the previous day. It was a nice surprise

[Edited on December 6, 2008 at 9:10 PM. Reason : 1]

12/6/2008 9:05:55 PM

maybe I need to try this...

12/6/2008 9:55:23 PM

Poker is so much easier when you hit hands like this...

Full Tilt Poker Game #9366610604: $100 Freeroll (71438777), Table 274 - 25/50 - No Limit Hold'em - 6:03:58 ET - 2008/12/07
Seat 1: najateam (1,375), is sitting out
Seat 2: bubuka5 (2,995), is sitting out
Seat 3: SpicyBait (4,125)
Seat 4: SHWADE22 (1,370)
Seat 5: campionul2009 (1,395), is sitting out
Seat 6: szdavid27 (8,120)
Seat 7: Prawn_King69 (8,940)
Seat 8: casinodeal (1,500)
Seat 9: katzenmama (5,300)
SHWADE22 posts the small blind of 25
campionul2009 posts the big blind of 50
The button is in seat #3
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to SHWADE22 [Td Tc]
szdavid27 raises to 100
Prawn_King69 calls 100
casinodeal folds
katzenmama folds
najateam folds
bubuka5 folds
SpicyBait folds
SHWADE22 raises to 1,370, and is all in
campionul2009 folds
szdavid27 folds
Prawn_King69 calls 1,270
SHWADE22 shows [Td Tc]
Prawn_King69 shows [Kc Kh]
*** FLOP *** [2s Ts Th]
*** TURN *** [2s Ts Th] [Qh]
*** RIVER *** [2s Ts Th Qh] [9d]
SHWADE22 shows four of a kind, Tens
Prawn_King69 shows two pair, Kings and Tens
SHWADE22 wins the pot (2,890) with four of a kind, Tens
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 2,890 | Rake 0
Board: [2s Ts Th Qh 9d]
Seat 1: najateam didn't bet (folded)
Seat 2: bubuka5 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 3: SpicyBait (button) didn't bet (folded)
Seat 4: SHWADE22 (small blind) showed [Td Tc] and won (2,890) with four of a kind, Tens
Seat 5: campionul2009 (big blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 6: szdavid27 folded before the Flop
Seat 7: Prawn_King69 showed [Kc Kh] and lost with two pair, Kings and Tens
Seat 8: casinodeal didn't bet (folded)
Seat 9: katzenmama didn't bet (folded)

12/7/2008 6:05:58 AM

AJ > AK

Kings_up414 said, "bs"
*** SHOW DOWN ***
david0603: shows [Ah Js] (two pair, Aces and Jacks)
Kings_up414: shows [Ac Ks] (two pair, Aces and Deuces)
david0603 collected 148430 from pot
david0603 said, "sucker"
Kings_up414 said, "yah u sure are"
david0603 said, "sucker who has your chips!"
Kings_up414 said, "u do cuz u got very lucky"
david0603 said, "AJ is favored"
Kings_up414 said, "over AK?"
david0603 said, "oh yeah"
Kings_up414 said, "thats a load of crap"
david0603 said, "no way"
Kings_up414 said, "u really think that?"
david0603 said, "yeah"
Kings_up414 said, "haha u such a donk"
willwinx said, "I take AJ over AK any day"
david0603 said, "10, K, Q, J, A"
david0603 said, "thats the order"
Kings_up414 said, "haha ur a donk"
david0603 said, "right?"

Then a mod came in and told people to stop talking in foreign languages.

12/7/2008 7:40:57 PM

Son of a cock

Full Tilt Poker Game #9377552861: $750,000 Guarantee (69297795), Table 399 - 80/160 - No Limit Hold'em - 19:48:53 ET - 2008/12/07
Seat 1: ThunderFX (5,872)
Seat 2: solohomer (4,420)
Seat 3: mutmar (3,835)
Seat 4: david0603 (2,260)
Seat 5: DamnDevistatesh (3,530)
Seat 6: makanhimer (6,445)
Seat 7: akgirl70 (4,990)
Seat 8: Eric Froehlich (6,128)
Seat 9: rev hockey (2,355)
david0603 posts the small blind of 80
DamnDevistatesh posts the big blind of 160
The button is in seat #3
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to david0603 [Jd Jc]
makanhimer folds
akgirl70 folds
Eric Froehlich folds
rev hockey folds
ThunderFX folds
solohomer folds
mutmar raises to 480
david0603 raises to 2,260, and is all in
DamnDevistatesh has 15 seconds left to act
DamnDevistatesh raises to 3,530, and is all in
mutmar calls 3,050
DamnDevistatesh shows [Kh Kc]
mutmar shows [Qh Qs]
david0603 shows [Jd Jc]
*** FLOP *** [3s 2s Ac]
*** TURN *** [3s 2s Ac] [6d]
*** RIVER *** [3s 2s Ac 6d] [4h]
DamnDevistatesh shows a pair of Kings
mutmar shows a pair of Queens
DamnDevistatesh wins the side pot (2,540) with a pair of Kings
david0603 shows a pair of Jacks
DamnDevistatesh wins the main pot (6,780) with a pair of Kings
david0603 stands up
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 9,320 Main pot 6,780. Side pot 2,540. | Rake 0
Board: [3s 2s Ac 6d 4h]
Seat 1: ThunderFX didn't bet (folded)
Seat 2: solohomer didn't bet (folded)
Seat 3: mutmar (button) showed [Qh Qs] and lost with a pair of Queens
Seat 4: david0603 (small blind) showed [Jd Jc] and lost with a pair of Jacks
Seat 5: DamnDevistatesh (big blind) showed [Kh Kc] and won (9,320) with a pair of Kings
Seat 6: makanhimer didn't bet (folded)
Seat 7: akgirl70 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 8: Eric Froehlich didn't bet (folded)
Seat 9: rev hockey didn't bet (folded)

12/7/2008 7:51:25 PM

Did anyone see that 60 Minutes thing last week about the cheating on Absolute Poker and Ultimate Bet? What do you think the chances are of that shit going down on other poker sites because I just had the worst call in the world beat me. I closed the window in disgust but it basically amounted to me getting all my chips into the middle after the turn with KK on a board with Q-4-2-5 rainbow and a guy beating me on the river when a 9 hit with 4-9.

I know yall think I'm an idiot but I played it by the book and I don't think there's any way you can call a bet as large as I put out with a pair of 4s on that board after a 6xBB raise pre-flop unless you know you're going to win through cheating.

12/8/2008 6:10:05 AM

lolololoololol

Seat 1: VayaConTioz3 ($32.70 in chips)
Seat 2: jvilas99 ($22.80 in chips)
Seat 3: slowcheetah1 ($25 in chips)
Seat 4: geist f ($24.65 in chips)
Seat 5: MY3blKAHT ($25 in chips)
Seat 6: Nimby88 ($24.90 in chips)
geist f: posts small blind $0.10
MY3blKAHT: posts big blind $0.25
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to slowcheetah1 [4s 4c]
Nimby88: folds
VayaConTioz3: folds
jvilas99: folds
slowcheetah1: raises $0.75 to $1
geist f: calls $0.90
MY3blKAHT: folds
*** FLOP *** [8h 4h 4d]
geist f: checks
slowcheetah1: checks
*** TURN *** [8h 4h 4d] [5h]
geist f: checks
slowcheetah1: checks
*** RIVER *** [8h 4h 4d 5h] [3h]
geist f: bets $1
slowcheetah1: raises $2 to $3
geist f: raises $2 to $5
slowcheetah1: raises $19 to $24 and is all-in
geist f: calls $18.65 and is all-in
Uncalled bet ($0.35) returned to slowcheetah1
*** SHOW DOWN ***
slowcheetah1: shows [4s 4c] (four of a kind, Fours)
geist f: shows [Ah 2h] (a straight flush, Ace to Five)
geist f collected $47.10 from pot

12/8/2008 7:08:12 AM

^^That potripper scandal is close to a year old now and was for millions of dollars. Do you seriously think someone would waste a superaccount on some 5 dollar sit and go?

12/8/2008 8:57:12 AM

If he was a superuser he obv would have folded on the turn since a pr of 4s < KK. Just your standard donk call. These are the people you want to be playing with...welcome them and their donk play.

12/8/2008 9:13:09 AM

Quote :

"^^That potripper scandal is close to a year old now and was for millions of dollars. Do you seriously think someone would waste a superaccount on some 5 dollar sit and go? "

Just posting that hand for fun. There aren't any people who can see your cards and rape you on Stars obv. The dude was running like 63/4/.2 and hit his money cards. I just thought it was funny.

12/8/2008 3:02:10 PM

Quote :

"63/4/.2"

What does that mean??

12/8/2008 3:42:03 PM

voluntarily put $ in pot%/pre-flop raise %/ aggression factor

it means he was a super loose-passive donkey calling station

12/8/2008 3:53:31 PM

Quote :

"Do you seriously think someone would waste a superaccount on some 5 dollar sit and go?"

Yeah, seriously. I've seen that play with a low pair hundreds of times. They put you on AK and decide to call you down. Very standard noob play.

12/8/2008 4:13:02 PM

Quote :

"here's some fun stats. all ins in s&g that I have either called or been called where I was a 45%-55% favorite = 1 for my last 10 where I was a 55%-70% favorite = 1 for my last 6"

I keep track of mine too. Getting ridiculous.


pp vs 2 overs- 0 out of 11
2 overs vs pp- 7 out of 20
over pp vs under pp- 3 out of 6
under pp vs over pp- 1 out of 8

[Edited on December 8, 2008 at 11:58 PM. Reason : /]

12/8/2008 11:57:51 PM

[ x ] variance

12/9/2008 1:00:47 AM

wtf are people thinking...really...it's like free monies

Dealt to slowcheetah1 [9c Qh]
digitpl: folds
Whimperer: calls $1
Kodos: calls $1
CallotheGame: folds
ajfonso: folds
slowcheetah1: checks
*** FLOP *** [2h Qs 5d]
slowcheetah1: bets $2.50
Whimperer: folds
Kodos: calls $2.50
*** TURN *** [2h Qs 5d] [9s]
slowcheetah1: checks
Kodos: bets $6
slowcheetah1: raises $15 to $21
Kodos: calls $15
*** RIVER *** [2h Qs 5d 9s] [2s]
slowcheetah1: bets $30
Kodos: calls $30
*** SHOW DOWN ***
slowcheetah1: shows [9c Qh] (two pair, Queens and Nines)
Kodos: mucks hand
slowcheetah1 collected $107.50 from pot

12/9/2008 4:54:01 AM

You don't know what he had. I could see calling with AQ there.

12/9/2008 3:18:14 PM

Shit, didn't realize I didn't post what he mucked. It was AQo, just shocking you would limp that 6handed...so ungood.

12/9/2008 5:39:30 PM

loose passive FTW!

12/9/2008 10:47:54 PM

Full Tilt Poker Game #9415426805: $100 United States Freeroll (71776035), Table 266 - 200/400 Ante 50 - No Limit Hold'em - 23:07:31 ET - 2008/12/09
Seat 1: DNGJR (41,442)
Seat 2: foldemmmmm (45,885)
Seat 4: SHWADE22 (16,380)
Seat 5: RoyaleWithCheez (16,937)
Seat 6: toddthecobra (7,510)
Seat 7: JAGGERBAMA (53,685)
Seat 8: IBX (10,980)
Seat 9: LisaS4 (9,326)
DNGJR antes 50
foldemmmmm antes 50
SHWADE22 antes 50
RoyaleWithCheez antes 50
toddthecobra antes 50
JAGGERBAMA antes 50
IBX antes 50
LisaS4 antes 50
JAGGERBAMA posts the small blind of 200
IBX posts the big blind of 400
The button is in seat #6
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to SHWADE22 [Kc Kh]
JAGGERBAMA: lol
LisaS4 calls 400
ednorman69 sits down
ednorman69 adds 58,918
DNGJR raises to 2,200
foldemmmmm has 15 seconds left to act
foldemmmmm folds
RoyaleWithCheez: whats with this creepy avatar
SHWADE22 raises to 7,200
RoyaleWithCheez folds
toddthecobra folds
JAGGERBAMA folds
foldemmmmm: i wouldnt make that call if anyone else was in the hand
IBX folds
LisaS4 folds
DNGJR calls 5,000
*** FLOP *** [Ac 4d 5h]
DNGJR has 15 seconds left to act
DNGJR checks
SHWADE22 bets 3,200
toddthecobra is feeling happy
DNGJR has 15 seconds left to act
DNGJR calls 3,200
*** TURN *** [Ac 4d 5h] [2c]
DNGJR bets 22,200
SHWADE22 calls 5,930, and is all in
DNGJR shows [8c 8s]
SHWADE22 shows [Kc Kh]
Uncalled bet of 16,270 returned to DNGJR
*** RIVER *** [Ac 4d 5h 2c] [Qs]
DNGJR shows a pair of Eights
SHWADE22 shows a pair of Kings
SHWADE22 wins the pot (34,060) with a pair of Kings
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 34,060 | Rake 0
Board: [Ac 4d 5h 2c Qs]
Seat 1: DNGJR showed [8c 8s] and lost with a pair of Eights
Seat 2: foldemmmmm folded before the Flop
Seat 4: SHWADE22 showed [Kc Kh] and won (34,060) with a pair of Kings
Seat 5: RoyaleWithCheez folded before the Flop
Seat 6: toddthecobra (button) folded before the Flop
Seat 7: JAGGERBAMA (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 8: IBX (big blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 9: LisaS4 folded before the Flop

Did I play this right? I know I got lucky as hell on the flop.

Full Tilt Poker Game #9415481997: $100 United States Freeroll (71776035), Table 266 - 200/400 Ante 50 - No Limit Hold'em - 23:11:02 ET - 2008/12/09
RoyaleWithCheez: which one?
Seat 1: DNGJR (24,562)
Seat 2: foldemmmmm (37,959)
Seat 3: ednorman69 (58,818)
Seat 4: SHWADE22 (33,960)
Seat 5: RoyaleWithCheez (16,787)
Seat 6: toddthecobra (7,360)
Seat 7: JAGGERBAMA (53,335)
Seat 8: IBX (10,030)
Seat 9: LisaS4 (18,252)
DNGJR antes 50
foldemmmmm antes 50
ednorman69 antes 50
SHWADE22 antes 50
RoyaleWithCheez antes 50
toddthecobra antes 50
JAGGERBAMA antes 50
IBX antes 50
LisaS4 antes 50
DNGJR posts the small blind of 200
foldemmmmm posts the big blind of 400
The button is in seat #9
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to SHWADE22 [Jd Qd]
ednorman69 folds
SHWADE22 raises to 800
RoyaleWithCheez folds
toddthecobra raises to 7,310, and is all in
toddthecobra is feeling angry
JAGGERBAMA has 15 seconds left to act
JAGGERBAMA calls 7,310
IBX folds
LisaS4 folds
DNGJR folds
foldemmmmm folds
SHWADE22 calls 6,510
*** FLOP *** [7d Jh Qh]
SHWADE22 checks
JAGGERBAMA checks
*** TURN *** [7d Jh Qh] [Td]
SHWADE22 bets 13,200
JAGGERBAMA folds
SHWADE22 shows [Jd Qd]
toddthecobra shows [As 2s]
RoyaleWithCheez: i have a gun hidden in this one so be careful
Uncalled bet of 13,200 returned to SHWADE22
*** RIVER *** [7d Jh Qh Td] [3h]
SHWADE22 shows two pair, Queens and Jacks
toddthecobra shows Ace Queen high
SHWADE22 wins the pot (22,980) with two pair, Queens and Jacks
toddthecobra stands up
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 22,980 | Rake 0
Board: [7d Jh Qh Td 3h]
Seat 1: DNGJR (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 2: foldemmmmm (big blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 3: ednorman69 folded before the Flop
Seat 4: SHWADE22 showed [Jd Qd] and won (22,980) with two pair, Queens and Jacks
Seat 5: RoyaleWithCheez folded before the Flop
Seat 6: toddthecobra showed [As 2s] and lost with Ace Queen high
Seat 7: JAGGERBAMA folded on the Turn
Seat 8: IBX folded before the Flop
Seat 9: LisaS4 (button) folded before the Flop

12/9/2008 11:13:42 PM

This sucks...

Full Tilt Poker Game #9415626481: $100 United States Freeroll (71776035), Table 266 - 250/500 Ante 50 - No Limit Hold'em - 23:20:13 ET - 2008/12/09
Seat 1: DNGJR (24,212)
Seat 2: foldemmmmm (40,859)
Seat 3: ednorman69 (58,018)
Seat 4: SHWADE22 (48,480)
Seat 5: RoyaleWithCheez (16,637)
Seat 6: Lindan (29,748)
Seat 7: JAGGERBAMA (43,475)
Seat 8: IBX (9,880)
Seat 9: LisaS4 (19,502)
DNGJR antes 50
foldemmmmm antes 50
ednorman69 antes 50
SHWADE22 antes 50
RoyaleWithCheez antes 50
Lindan antes 50
JAGGERBAMA antes 50
IBX antes 50
LisaS4 antes 50
SHWADE22 posts the small blind of 250
RoyaleWithCheez posts the big blind of 500
The button is in seat #3
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to SHWADE22 [2c 3d]
Lindan calls 500
JAGGERBAMA folds
IBX has 15 seconds left to act
IBX folds
LisaS4 folds
DNGJR has 15 seconds left to act
DNGJR folds
foldemmmmm raises to 1,500
ednorman69 has 15 seconds left to act
ednorman69 raises to 12,500
SHWADE22 folds
RoyaleWithCheez raises to 16,587, and is all in
Lindan folds
foldemmmmm raises to 40,809, and is all in
ednorman69 calls 28,309
foldemmmmm shows [Ad As]
ednorman69 shows [Kd Ks]
RoyaleWithCheez shows [Td Th]
*** FLOP *** [5h 9c Tc]
SHWADE22: damn
*** TURN *** [5h 9c Tc] [2h]
RoyaleWithCheez: oops
*** RIVER *** [5h 9c Tc 2h] [Qh]
foldemmmmm shows a pair of Aces
ednorman69 shows a pair of Kings
foldemmmmm wins the side pot (48,444) with a pair of Aces
RoyaleWithCheez shows three of a kind, Tens
RoyaleWithCheez wins the main pot (50,961) with three of a kind, Tens
SHWADE22: the worst hand
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 99,405 Main pot 50,961. Side pot 48,444. | Rake 0
Board: [5h 9c Tc 2h Qh]
Seat 1: DNGJR folded before the Flop
Seat 2: foldemmmmm showed [Ad As] and won (48,444) with a pair of Aces
Seat 3: ednorman69 (button) showed [Kd Ks] and lost with a pair of Kings
Seat 4: SHWADE22 (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 5: RoyaleWithCheez (big blind) showed [Td Th] and won (50,961) with three of a kind, Tens
Seat 6: Lindan folded before the Flop
Seat 7: JAGGERBAMA folded before the Flop
Seat 8: IBX folded before the Flop
Seat 9: LisaS4 folded before the Flop

12/9/2008 11:22:56 PM

raise more pf.

12/9/2008 11:29:56 PM

Poker is easy

Full Tilt Poker Game #9415869886: $100 United States Freeroll (71776035), Table 266 - 300/600 Ante 75 - No Limit Hold'em - 23:35:56 ET - 2008/12/09
Seat 1: DNGJR (42,699)
Seat 2: pokerdave73 (50,579)
Seat 3: ednorman69 (30,493)
Seat 4: SHWADE22 (43,805)
Seat 5: RoyaleWithCheez (52,936)
Seat 6: Lindan (43,462)
Seat 7: JAGGERBAMA (4,627)
Seat 8: IBX (11,930)
Seat 9: LisaS4 (19,827)
DNGJR antes 75
pokerdave73 antes 75
ednorman69 antes 75
SHWADE22 antes 75
RoyaleWithCheez antes 75
Lindan antes 75
JAGGERBAMA antes 75
IBX antes 75
LisaS4 antes 75
DNGJR posts the small blind of 300
pokerdave73 posts the big blind of 600
The button is in seat #9
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to SHWADE22 [9h 9c]
ednorman69 folds
SHWADE22 raises to 2,400
RoyaleWithCheez folds
Lindan calls 2,400
JAGGERBAMA folds
IBX calls 2,400
LisaS4 folds
DNGJR folds
pokerdave73 has 15 seconds left to act
pokerdave73 has been disconnected
pokerdave73 has 2 seconds to reconnect
pokerdave73 is sitting out
pokerdave73 has timed out
pokerdave73 folds
*** FLOP *** [3d 3h 9d]
SHWADE22 has 15 seconds left to act
SHWADE22 checks
Lindan checks
IBX checks
*** TURN *** [3d 3h 9d] [9s]
SHWADE22 checks
Lindan has 15 seconds left to act
Lindan checks
IBX bets 9,455, and is all in
SHWADE22 calls 9,455
Lindan folds
IBX shows [Ah Ks]
SHWADE22 shows [9h 9c]
*** RIVER *** [3d 3h 9d 9s] [5d]
IBX shows two pair, Nines and Threes
SHWADE22 shows four of a kind, Nines
SHWADE22 wins the pot (27,685) with four of a kind, Nines
IBX stands up
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 27,685 | Rake 0
Board: [3d 3h 9d 9s 5d]
Seat 1: DNGJR (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 2: pokerdave73 (big blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 3: ednorman69 folded before the Flop
Seat 4: SHWADE22 showed [9h 9c] and won (27,685) with four of a kind, Nines
Seat 5: RoyaleWithCheez folded before the Flop
Seat 6: Lindan folded on the Turn
Seat 7: JAGGERBAMA folded before the Flop
Seat 8: IBX showed [Ah Ks] and lost with two pair, Nines and Threes
Seat 9: LisaS4 (button) folded before the Flop

12/9/2008 11:44:01 PM

Playing in a 5500$ guarantee right now on FTP, if I were to hit top 5 it would be my biggest win ever. Currently #1 with 28 remaining.

12/11/2008 9:53:48 AM