^(LK) Ah. Okay. I'm gonna try that next time. Thanks!

[Edited on September 4, 2011 at 5:00 PM. Reason : top]

9/4/2011 4:59:21 PM

And prolly didn't see it bc we were typing at the same time methinks

But we should've gotten together this weekend...silly us!


Winston trip went well...too well? Haha

9/4/2011 5:03:05 PM

^^haaaaaaay!

[Edited on September 4, 2011 at 5:03 PM. Reason : .]

9/4/2011 5:03:18 PM

That'll do pig, that'll do.

9/4/2011 5:06:36 PM

Vodka. Lots and lots of vodka.

9/4/2011 5:53:00 PM

Third day without smoking. Jesus FUCK. When the fuck is the vice going to drop off of my head?

9/4/2011 6:00:56 PM

exhausting weekend

9/4/2011 6:04:30 PM

the idea of running right now makes me sad

but the idea of getting fatter makes me

so i guess running it is

9/4/2011 6:12:37 PM

Come dance for me fatty

9/4/2011 6:13:35 PM

9/4/2011 6:14:09 PM

I like it when it jiggles

9/4/2011 6:15:21 PM

I want to have a night of dancing and getting a little more than tipsy but it's not as fun by yourself even if it is NYC. So for now...I'll just think about dinner

9/4/2011 6:31:19 PM

Quote :

"Third day without smoking. Jesus FUCK. When the fuck is the vice going to drop off of my head?"

Good luck!

I haven't had a cigarette in 2,072 days. Probably 2-3 times a week I still think of how nice it would be to have one.

9/4/2011 6:39:00 PM

definitely getting a stye

stress? make-up? contacts? hormones? or worse--staph?

I really hope it's one of the first four.

9/4/2011 7:12:16 PM

Just smoke already fucking fag

9/4/2011 7:13:10 PM

Should we o to rum runners or not

9/4/2011 7:44:15 PM

^yes!

and i got my mom hooked on mad men

9/4/2011 8:07:58 PM

why do sci-fi movies seemingly last forever?

9/4/2011 8:40:08 PM

between the heartburn, the nauseousness and the lower back pain, if i didn't know better, i'd think i was pregnant

9/4/2011 9:27:59 PM

Mmmmm beer. Rum runners? I think yes.

9/4/2011 9:30:49 PM

these dogs are annoying the crap out of me

9/4/2011 9:49:33 PM

oh wow...I'm glad I can't go out tonight.

Rum Runners makes me want to punch people

9/4/2011 9:52:15 PM

WARM COORS LIGHT TURNS ME INTO THE HULK

I'M SWITCHING TO WARM KEYSTONE

9/4/2011 10:01:38 PM

ahhhh we were drinking keystone last night

9/4/2011 10:10:46 PM

i smell like vick's vaporub.

9/4/2011 10:31:36 PM

Quote :

"CUM AND GLITTER"

9/4/2011 10:43:23 PM

Rum runners is slow tonight but I kinda dig it my first time here. BTW, I looove lp78!!!!

9/5/2011 12:08:39 AM

Some people are unbelievably idiotic.

9/5/2011 12:27:11 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MESt9buQcT4&feature=player_embedded

9/5/2011 12:31:13 AM

this was actually the most fun i had on a date in a long time. Too bad he's in NYC.

I don't know if it was the fact that i was more confident with myself or that i knew this wasn't going anywhere or if he just made me comfortable or if it was a result of other things. Either way...he got me to sing karaoke...and I was pretty sober at that point.

9/5/2011 4:48:38 AM

2:30 and 5:30 feedings tonight. I hope this becomes her new schedule because this is much much easier on us.

9/5/2011 5:45:52 AM

Ha my 3yr old cousin just called me grumpy.

9/5/2011 9:03:13 AM

holy fuck I feel like doodoo

9/5/2011 9:26:17 AM

shit...i left my phone at your house

9/5/2011 9:41:04 AM

After I posted a status update linking Dick Cheney and Madonna in a particularly clever way, I was shocked to find out that the Google results for "I'm not sorry" lyric didn't mention "Human Nature" until the bottom of the 4th page

9/5/2011 10:57:29 AM

If sex between 3 people is called 3some. between two people is called twosome. why is Handsome still a compliment??

9/5/2011 11:05:58 AM

expensive trip was expensive

9/5/2011 11:13:53 AM

i hope the change in his wake up time and morning nap doesn't make everything go off for the rest of the day

but it prolly will

9/5/2011 11:14:17 AM

$20 if someone can pick me up (near NCSU campus) and give me a ride downtown

If interested, PM me for address

9/5/2011 11:38:04 AM

I don't wanna drive back

9/5/2011 11:42:56 AM

I feel like shit

9/5/2011 11:49:42 AM

rainy day in wendell, think i'll take more cold meds and go back to sleep

9/5/2011 11:55:39 AM

yay...i found my phone!


^^me too lady...me too

9/5/2011 12:26:17 PM

hopes dashed again

FML :/

9/5/2011 12:41:01 PM

looks like it'll be an extra night in Boone for me

9/5/2011 12:44:11 PM

A GIRL!

This weekend turned out pretty damn well so far, now to be productive

9/5/2011 12:44:15 PM

i just had a biscuit a few hours ago...i should not be hungry...


yet i'm starving...


no wonder i got so fat when i used to drink all the time...i'm constantly hungry when i'm hung over

9/5/2011 12:45:55 PM

Quote :

"looks like it'll be an extra night in Boone for me"

dude just unzip your pants, time will fly by

9/5/2011 12:47:39 PM

o I plan on it, someone recommend a hotel in Boone with a bar

9/5/2011 12:50:46 PM

i wish i had a dollar for every time i said "because we're all grown ups now" last night

9/5/2011 12:53:42 PM