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I've never ice skated.

11/26/2007 11:07:12 PM

but you will soon

11/26/2007 11:07:47 PM

honestly i'm at that age where i dont really feel like learning a little of everything

11/26/2007 11:13:37 PM

i own ice skates. i traded an old cell phone for them. and i once wore them to a party.

11/26/2007 11:50:31 PM

that was fucking classic.

11/27/2007 12:26:13 AM

i was actually a pretty good figure skater

my parents finally said i had to pick the ice or horses.

11/27/2007 12:36:07 AM

i can hardly roller skate

11/27/2007 12:37:34 AM

Son, I can FLY on some skates. Of course these days, I'm a little heavier so I drift a good deal.

11/27/2007 12:38:23 AM

I like shiny things and sparkly things and I don't give a damn who knows it.

Is that so wrong?

11/27/2007 12:45:04 AM

^^haha /

Quote :

"I've never ice skated."

I've gone ice skating twice. Each time, I've broken the same damn bone. I'm of a mind to go skating again, just to see
1) if I can get a hat trick
2) refresh my memory with regards to the pain

11/27/2007 4:33:03 AM

i wear spandex jogging pants to class and im really self-concious about it but i never really think about it till i get on campus

11/27/2007 12:05:48 PM

self conscious about like camel toe or like having chunky legs and cellulouse or something or what?

[Edited on November 27, 2007 at 12:11 PM. Reason : or looking slutty??? being "that girl" in classes?]

11/27/2007 12:08:03 PM

i'm going to be late to class, and i haven't finished the homework

11/27/2007 12:13:20 PM

a few months ago parsonsb PMed me a picture of his junk

I was both disgusted and impressed at the same time.

11/27/2007 12:15:06 PM

i thought we agreed never to speak of that in public

11/27/2007 12:19:33 PM

i like almonds

11/27/2007 3:24:38 PM

i never wear a love glove when i smash vag

11/27/2007 3:25:50 PM

i adopted a needy kid off the angel tree at work. i went shopping, picked out a bunch of cool shit and put it in a gift bags as instructed. i meant to put the bags in my trunk and instead went out to the garage and set them behind my car & forgot to put them in...

the next morning i hear a weird dragging noise as i back out. i stop the car get out to look and dont see anything. i continue to back up and still hear the noise. as i pull forward to drive down the street, i see the gifts strewn about the driveway.




most everything was ok. however, the sweet makeup castle i bought was in 50 pieces. i felt really bad but i replaced it so its cool

11/27/2007 9:36:43 PM

Even though I love, adore and cherish my boyfriend. There are times I wonder what could have/would have been with exes if the timing was different in life.

11/27/2007 9:59:17 PM

I should have invited my bball buddies to my wedding

11/27/2007 10:15:27 PM

I'm a virgin.

11/27/2007 10:27:52 PM

^I enjoy his Threads about shit.

[Edited on November 27, 2007 at 10:29 PM. Reason : .]

11/27/2007 10:29:23 PM

i hate seafood, which includes sushi, so i really wish people would stop asking me out to Sushi Blues.

11/27/2007 11:05:15 PM

Quote :

"Even though I love, adore and cherish my boyfriend. There are times I wonder what could have/would have been with exes if the timing was different in life."

I have two ex gfs in the past that I still would do anything for to this day

funny thing is... one of them made me completely despise women for a while (right after my wreck) but now we both understand that we completely went wrong about it... thats all I'm gonna say about that on tww

then the girl I dated right after her, well bad timing because I was so bitter and pissed at women

and there was another chick I dated this year which was really one of the most awesome girls I've ever dated, but it was really bad timing on my end and I fucked it up pretty good... oh well (the ex I just talked about warned me and was like don't date that girl at the time because I was gonna fuck it up)


timing can really mean everything when it comes to things working or not

either way, shit works out in the end

11/28/2007 12:32:23 AM

i really hate my kids mom, and the next 17 years are gonna suck balls

11/28/2007 12:51:11 AM

i love jerome, but canada is fucking cold and my french sucks. i'm kinda scared when i think about moving up there

11/28/2007 12:57:21 AM

I would fuck the little girl from the DLP commercial ("It's the mirrors")

11/28/2007 1:06:27 AM

im going to be done with college in 7 (class) days. this scares the shit out of me.

11/28/2007 1:08:21 AM

^^ join the club.

11/28/2007 1:16:18 AM

thanks man...all this time, I thought I was alone

11/28/2007 1:23:14 AM

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11/28/2007 1:39:15 AM

twoozles doesnt know this...but i never actually emailed pics from her computer to myself

11/30/2007 9:25:37 PM

Waaaaaay too late for that sort of backpedaling man.

11/30/2007 9:26:28 PM

lol omg...you people are dense....soooooo gullible

11/30/2007 9:28:10 PM

11/30/2007 9:29:45 PM

What I'm saying is, at this point, it doesnt really matter if you did it or not because your reactions to this shows poor character and from what I hear this shit doesn't change "offline".


So WHUTEVS MAN LOLZ U GOT US!!!

[Edited on November 30, 2007 at 9:30 PM. Reason : jhgjhg]

11/30/2007 9:30:00 PM

lolololol...you people

11/30/2007 9:30:51 PM

i wish I had an extra chromosome or two

11/30/2007 9:31:53 PM

join the club mang

11/30/2007 9:32:10 PM

Quote :

"lol omg...you people are dense....soooooo gullible"

You know what I love about this?


Is that you actually thought it might work.

11/30/2007 9:35:21 PM

you know what i love about tww?

you people

11/30/2007 9:35:53 PM

I guess I'm a you people.

11/30/2007 9:40:52 PM

I remember when shit was worth fighting for and when I was the "good guy" that would be the first dude to stand up and do it


but now...I'm so goddamned twisted, jaded, bitter, pissed off, etc that I don't care anymore


and that bothers me a lot

12/1/2007 5:16:58 AM

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[Edited on December 3, 2007 at 2:25 PM. Reason : asjdkasjdklasj]

12/3/2007 2:19:26 PM

i saw what ^ had before she edited

12/3/2007 2:26:54 PM

I saw part of it. My confession: I have a hard time sympathizing with women when they fall for assholes.

12/3/2007 2:29:33 PM

I wend to the dentist today. In the last year, I chipped two damn molars chewing on ice. Thats my late year's resolution, to quit.

12/5/2007 11:03:19 AM

i remember when i was so goddamned twisted, jaded, bitter, pissed off, etc that I didn't care about anything


but now life is beautiful

12/5/2007 11:06:33 AM

I remember when I didn't find joy in anything

Now, almost everything I see makes me happy. It's pathetic, how many things make me smile, and how often I think "my god, that's gorgeous"

12/5/2007 11:17:59 AM

^^ what happened?

12/5/2007 11:19:11 AM