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1/24/2012 6:13:53 PM

Quote :

"Now, hopefully, he has a good time and enjoys himself and doesn't spend the entire trip worrying that she's at home mad."

She's still gonna be mad.

It's a fight that will never end, and he'll never win.

[Edited on January 24, 2012 at 9:27 PM. Reason : ]

1/24/2012 9:26:07 PM

Confession for Father Fletch?

1/24/2012 11:15:12 PM

Quote :

"I'm Batman"

1/24/2012 11:52:49 PM

^ I am 98% sure this confession was from Batman

1/25/2012 12:29:18 AM

1/25/2012 1:18:05 AM

Wrongo froggy

1/25/2012 1:39:25 AM

random confession? yeah... i'll post it

Quote :

"When I was a kid, I used to wake up with blood all over my sheets. I had no idea where it was coming from. I thought I was being abducted by aliens or something at night. I even had vivid dreams of being kidnapped and of seeing things in my room. One night, I was sleep walking. I walked up to the closet next to my parent's bedroom and started banging on the door. "I'M TEARING THE HOUSE DOWN," I screamed. My dad runs out of their room, grabs me and asks me what I want. "My toy. I can't find my toy." My mom walks me back to my room. "What toy?" she asks. "My toy, I can't find it." The next morning, I awoke with my earlobe torn open where it attaches to my ear. There was blood everywhere. How did I nearly rip my ear off and not wake up? Years later, when I was in college, my dad admitted that he drugged me. A lot. So I'd pass out and he could fuck my mom. I wasn't mad. I was curious. Where did he get the drugs and how did he administer them? I'll spare you the details, but I asked for some and he wasn't really in a position to be able to refuse. There was a girl in one of my classes that I had my eye on for some time. A gorgeous blonde with a tight little ass. She wore glasses, but her cobalt blue eyes were always peeking from above them, staring right into your soul. She was a goddess. So I fucking drugged her. I managed to get her out into the school's commuter parking lot and get her into my car. She was completely out of it by the time we got to my apartment. I dragged her inside, took off her clothes, and tied her to my bed. I drenched her nubile body in some cooking oil, paying careful attention to tweaking her pink nipples to get them nice and hard. I taped up garbage bags on all the windows so the room was completely dark. I took off my clothes and I laid next to her. She smelled amazing. I sniffed her cunt. The scent was intoxicating. Still out cold. Did I give her too much? Now I'm afraid. Afraid that I have gone too far, scared that I've become a monster. There's no turning back. I will never have a relationship again where I don't remember what I'm about to do. I sob uncontrollably. Fuck it. I'm not going to pussy out now. Too late to turn back. I set up my video camera, turn on a strobe light, and straddle her perfect body. I squat over her stomach. I massage her perfect tits. And I squeeze out a large shit right on her belly. I'm so fucking hard now. With each undulation of my bowels, forth comes an obscene quantity of brown ass mud, covering her belly with my shit essence. I'm so close now. If I even move, I'll explode. I aim my raging cock at her face and gush more cum than I ever have in my life. Her face is covered in my ejaculate. Little bubbles of air appear with each exhalation. I love her. But I can't keep her. I untie my fecal companion. I smile. And she smiles back. My dad's "drugs" were fake. But she played along. She knew what I was trying to do. "I thought you were going to fuck me" she said. Rage. Anger. I can't even do this right. I grab my pocket knife. I jam it into my cock. She screams with delight, grabs my mangled member and puts it in her mouth. Blood gushes from my cock. She tongues my new dick hole. I cum buckets. I finger her asshole but she screams "more! more." Put whole fist in her ass. Go deeper. She moans. Something rips. She cums. And dies. And that is How I Met Your Mother. "

1/25/2012 9:36:23 AM

:-\

1/25/2012 9:37:41 AM

yeah, first sentence i knew it was a trap

but entertaining


edit: ok so i didn't read it when i first commented... i'm sorry i posted this

but its chit chat so it stays

[Edited on January 25, 2012 at 9:52 AM. Reason : barf]

1/25/2012 9:41:56 AM

1/25/2012 9:42:38 AM

i'll take a confession as long as its not like ^^^^

1/25/2012 9:50:09 AM

you don't get to chose what's confessed to you, so you have to post it. Those are the rules.

1/25/2012 10:07:05 AM

there are a few confessions that implicated other TWW users that i've chosen not to confess, even users i don't care for...



i'm evil, but not that evil

1/25/2012 10:08:27 AM

That is not the way this game is played

Send me confessions implicating other TWWers and I will post them


I don't give a fuck.

[Edited on January 25, 2012 at 10:09 AM. Reason : g]

1/25/2012 10:08:57 AM

what the fuck

1/25/2012 10:14:41 AM

Quote :

"When I was a kid, I used to wake up with blood all over my sheets. I had no idea where it was coming from. I thought I was being abducted by aliens or something at night. I even had vivid dreams of being kidnapped and of seeing things in my room. One night, I was sleep walking. I walked up to the closet next to my parent's bedroom and started banging on the door. "I'M TEARING THE HOUSE DOWN," I screamed. My dad runs out of their room, grabs me and asks me what I want. "My toy. I can't find my toy." My mom walks me back to my room. "What toy?" she asks. "My toy, I can't find it." The next morning, I awoke with my earlobe torn open where it attaches to my ear. There was blood everywhere. How did I nearly rip my ear off and not wake up? Years later, when I was in college, my dad admitted that he drugged me. A lot. So I'd pass out and he could fuck my mom. I wasn't mad. I was curious. Where did he get the drugs and how did he administer them? I'll spare you the details, but I asked for some and he wasn't really in a position to be able to refuse. There was a girl in one of my classes that I had my eye on for some time. A gorgeous blonde with a tight little ass. She wore glasses, but her cobalt blue eyes were always peeking from above them, staring right into your soul. She was a goddess. So I fucking drugged her. I managed to get her out into the school's commuter parking lot and get her into my car. She was completely out of it by the time we got to my apartment. I dragged her inside, took off her clothes, and tied her to my bed. I drenched her nubile body in some cooking oil, paying careful attention to tweaking her pink nipples to get them nice and hard. I taped up garbage bags on all the windows so the room was completely dark. I took off my clothes and I laid next to her. She smelled amazing. I sniffed her cunt. The scent was intoxicating. Still out cold. Did I give her too much? Now I'm afraid. Afraid that I have gone too far, scared that I've become a monster. There's no turning back. I will never have a relationship again where I don't remember what I'm about to do. I sob uncontrollably. Fuck it. I'm not going to pussy out now. Too late to turn back. I set up my video camera, turn on a strobe light, and straddle her perfect body. I squat over her stomach. I massage her perfect tits. And I squeeze out a large shit right on her belly. I'm so fucking hard now. With each undulation of my bowels, forth comes an obscene quantity of brown ass mud, covering her belly with my shit essence. I'm so close now. If I even move, I'll explode. I aim my raging cock at her face and gush more cum than I ever have in my life. Her face is covered in my ejaculate. Little bubbles of air appear with each exhalation. I love her. But I can't keep her. I untie my fecal companion. I smile. And she smiles back. My dad's "drugs" were fake. But she played along. She knew what I was trying to do. "I thought you were going to fuck me" she said. Rage. Anger. I can't even do this right. I grab my pocket knife. I jam it into my cock. She screams with delight, grabs my mangled member and puts it in her mouth. Blood gushes from my cock. She tongues my new dick hole. I cum buckets. I finger her asshole but she screams "more! more." Put whole fist in her ass. Go deeper. She moans. Something rips. She cums. And dies. And that is How I Met Your Mother. "

Look in the haha WTF pictures thread.

1/25/2012 10:17:16 AM

yeah - if you solicit confessions you'd better fucking post what is sent to you

otherwise I propose you be kicked the fuck out of this thread

1/25/2012 11:59:05 AM

seriously post thems

1/25/2012 12:06:02 PM

Quote :

"there are a few confessions that implicated other TWW users that i've chosen not to confess, even users i don't care for... "

yea... you don't get to pick and chose what you post people

1/25/2012 12:08:56 PM

lol at the Batman thing

Ooh and a confession:

Quote :

"who does evlbuxmbetty think she is playing god with confessions. she better not get one ever again."

[Edited on January 25, 2012 at 12:24 PM. Reason : a]

1/25/2012 12:12:06 PM

^ That's not a confession.

1/25/2012 3:02:51 PM

^^^

We need to develop a pool of reliable confessees. I'm sure freshmonkey will volunteer.

1/25/2012 3:26:59 PM

^^ I just post them. Don't shoot the messenger

1/25/2012 3:28:33 PM

This is in reference to the bachelor party confession. The girl in this has a lot of trust issues if she didnt want her man to go to vegas, especially if it was planned with an ample amount of time. In my experience, these type of girls are the first ones to cheat in a relationship. Trust is everything and without it relationships always go downhill.

[Edited on January 25, 2012 at 3:37 PM. Reason : x]

1/25/2012 3:36:44 PM

If whoever sent their confessions to evlbuxmbetty would like to send them to me, I'll make sure to post them

1/25/2012 3:41:49 PM

send me a confession!

1/25/2012 3:42:36 PM

no, send ME a confession!

1/25/2012 3:43:35 PM

Me me me!! Please send me something!!

1/25/2012 5:07:18 PM

I like getting private messages! I've only gotten a few.

1/25/2012 5:09:20 PM

Quote :

"i am a really girly girl, i love dressing up and dancing/having a good time. but the idea of a wedding is really off putting to me. it just seems like such a huge waste of money. i have never liked being the center of attention though so maybe that is why. if i ever get married i just want a pretty white dress, the man i love, and a mountain or a beach. reading the wedding planning thread makes my head spin when i think of all the money and planning that goes into weddings, but more than that it is bridezilla factor. i think it's scary. of course this could all change once i'm engaged but i have felt this way for a long time, so my future husband better be ok with eloping."

1/26/2012 10:22:10 AM

<-----confess

1/26/2012 10:23:43 AM

I used to want to elope, then i moved on to small backyard wedding, and now I'm all


BUY/BOOK ALL THE WEDDING THINGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

1/26/2012 10:24:44 AM

Quote :

"I know the person responsible for this "

1/26/2012 2:03:42 PM

^confess it !

1/26/2012 2:10:31 PM

Okay there was supposed to be a picture with that confession

Here's the pic:

Quote :

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1/26/2012 3:09:27 PM

oh I thought the confession was about the jason young trial thread

1/26/2012 3:11:04 PM

That wedding confession wasn't mine, just fyi. I guess I'm not the only girl on here that doesn't want to deal with the money, time, and drama of weddings.

1/26/2012 3:12:44 PM

evlbuxmbetty is banned from this thread

1/26/2012 3:14:09 PM

1/26/2012 3:17:05 PM

250 pages, and while i've had a few confessions of my own posted, i've not once received a confession.


talk to me people. confess!

1/26/2012 3:17:35 PM

received my very first confession:

Quote :

"I confessed to elise and she never posted it. "

1/26/2012 4:19:30 PM

I can't copy and paste on my nook, and we were without a computer for a while. Thought I sent messages to everyone who confessed to me, sorry I missed you. I dont really care to get confessions any more anyways. That whole confession line I got under packprincess about the dude cheating on his wife with his bf's girl got that fnumbersletters dude all riled up and he sent me hate mail begging to out the dude for a while.

1/26/2012 7:01:45 PM

Quote :

"That wedding confession wasn't mine, just fyi. I guess I'm not the only girl on here that doesn't want to deal with the money, time, and drama of weddings."

LOL! I thought the same thing!

1/26/2012 7:10:24 PM

Confess to me, late night style

1/27/2012 12:36:45 AM

^^^ get a real tablet then, hippie.

[Edited on January 27, 2012 at 1:23 AM. Reason : ]

1/27/2012 1:22:57 AM

Quote :

" I just post them. Don't shoot the messenger "

same

1/27/2012 3:55:08 AM

early morning confession to start my day:

Quote :

"I may soon be partially responsible for breaking up a marriage. But in my defense, he has been a complete asshole to her and it didn't take much for me to show her that. I still feel like a complete ass "

1/27/2012 7:08:28 AM

^ I think details are needed on that one.

1/27/2012 7:16:16 AM

^^ i'd be interested in seeing what the "defense" is

1/27/2012 7:18:00 AM