Quote :

" All I wanna do is a zoom-zoom-zoom-zoom and a boom-boom"

1/27/2012 7:39:30 AM

Quote :

"I'm down with OPP"

1/27/2012 7:40:41 AM

I'm guessing this goes along with the past two...

Quote :

"Yeah baby I like it rawww "

1/27/2012 7:50:06 AM

Quote :

"Oooh baby I like it raw"

aww yeah

1/27/2012 7:56:04 AM

Quote :

"I never get high on my own supply."

1/27/2012 7:59:51 AM

Quote :

"I like to kick off my shoes and relax my feet, and party on down to the Xscape beat "

1/27/2012 8:10:05 AM

Quote :

"I put a hanger on a fucking stove and let that shit sit there for like a half hour. I took it off and stuck it in his ass slow like, 'Tsssssssssssssssssssssss'"

1/27/2012 8:18:27 AM

Quote :

"I felt on her big fat fanny, pulled out the jammy, and I killed the poo-nanny. "

do wat now

1/27/2012 8:19:45 AM

who is fnumbersletters

1/27/2012 8:20:21 AM

Quote :

"I just found out my next door neighbors are having their house foreclosed on. It made me happier than a pig in shit because they're total dicks and I wish nothing but misery on them. I guess that makes me an asshole to smile when I see the wife crying on their back deck but whatever."

1/27/2012 9:07:14 AM

Quote :

"I only drink the finest breastmilks. "

1/27/2012 9:22:13 AM

Anybody got a dinnertime confession for Father Fletch?

1/27/2012 6:48:50 PM

Quote :

"I want to make babies with bbehe "

1/27/2012 6:56:37 PM

Quote :

"Sometimes when I get depressed I start drinking. But not alcoholic beverages, caffienated ones. Sometimes I get myself pumped up on nearly half a kilogram of sugar and close to a gram of caffeine. *sigh*"

1/27/2012 9:02:06 PM

An update some of you asked for from an earlier confession I posted...

Quote :

"I've been seeing a married woman. First it started as a close friendship, but there was a strong mutual attraction. Once I learned he had cheated on her, she was not happy with him, and she was sending signals, I didn't resist the attraction. She's said she shouldn't have gotten married and doesn't remember why she did in the first place other than it being 'the next thing to do' with him. He has a very 'you are mine' mentality which she assumed is how it had to be, but after talking to other people over the past year and hanging around with me, she realizes she could be happier and doesn't see herself with him for the long run. So yeah, its not like I forced her to do anything, but I was at least the catalyst in her realizing she's in a bad marriage And while that means I might have a shot with her after the smoke clears, I still feel like I was who caused the smoke in the first place. "

[Edited on January 28, 2012 at 3:04 PM. Reason : .]

1/28/2012 3:04:07 PM

^ i think i have a sneaking suspicion i know who that's about

1/28/2012 4:15:26 PM

Technically, he didn't say he did anything with her other than that he was "seeing" her.

Just sayin.

Men tend to overstate the magnitude of weak romantic connections.
I should know, because I'm a champ at it myself

1/28/2012 9:12:40 PM

^ aww,

1/28/2012 9:16:39 PM

1/28/2012 9:48:34 PM

I'm drunk, confess to meh!!

1/28/2012 9:56:14 PM

Quote :

"the last few days i've acted like i've been applying to lots and lots of jobs, but I've actually only gotten out about 6 job applications. They take too long! I don't remember where my references live! "

Got that one quick. Gimme another!!

1/28/2012 10:01:17 PM

damn I never get any

1/28/2012 10:07:42 PM

shuddup bobble

1/28/2012 10:09:08 PM

Quote :

"I have an ingrown hair on my bozack, my better judgment is keeping me from cutting it free...but I don't know how long that will last if it starts to get irritated. "

and

Quote :

"You make my nipples so hard that they can cut glass. "

I LOVE CONFESSIONZ!!!!

1/28/2012 10:10:42 PM

Quote :

"I want to have crazy, wild, drunken sex like I did in college. However, now whenever I get really drunk I just go to sleep. Oh to be young again."

1/28/2012 10:11:46 PM

Ok, some assholes have been running this thread for a few weeks and I've allowed it, but I'm back. Open for confession, bitches.

1/28/2012 10:21:41 PM

Quote :

"I just Emailed someone photos of my tits. "

Keep em coming!!

1/28/2012 10:22:11 PM

ddk exposed

1/28/2012 10:22:58 PM

fuck i want some tits

1/28/2012 10:27:02 PM

Quote :

"I just sent out even more tits. "

1/28/2012 10:30:10 PM

i like tits

1/28/2012 10:31:09 PM

i love boobies.

1/28/2012 10:31:28 PM

who capitalizes "Email"

this is a clue

1/28/2012 10:33:25 PM

Some weirdass.

1/28/2012 10:34:31 PM

shit I like tits too

1/28/2012 10:34:45 PM

Quote :

"I FUCKING HATE DIVABABY19!! WHAT A MISERABLE CUNT!! That bitch thinks that she runs shit around here but FUCK HER!! I HOPE YOU ENJOY BEING ALONE AND TROLLING FOR RANDOM DICK, BITCH!! "

I think that someone has some rage issues.

1/28/2012 10:47:38 PM

klatypus isn't logged in...

1/28/2012 10:48:56 PM

lol

raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaage

[Edited on January 28, 2012 at 11:09 PM. Reason : I kinda like knowing who hates me...so random confessions are no funs ]

1/28/2012 11:09:04 PM

I gots a confession!

Quote :

"i really need to have sex with a black girl. almost all the porn i watch now has black women white dude."

Perfect timing for me to troll for random dick

1/28/2012 11:12:06 PM

i feel it was someone younger so that leaves........ who?

1/28/2012 11:12:38 PM

super sleuth time

also LOL @ your status Kate

1/28/2012 11:14:50 PM

if i told you were it was from you'd be all " " haha

the original is supermegafoxyawesomehot, but it wouldn't all fit

1/28/2012 11:17:23 PM

I mean now you have to tell

1/28/2012 11:18:24 PM

a musical?

1/28/2012 11:19:18 PM

i can say without even googling it's some dorky shit. fa sho

^ooooh good guess, i would go that route too







[Edited on January 28, 2012 at 11:20 PM. Reason : google search says we are both right]

1/28/2012 11:19:24 PM

Quote :

"My boyfriend's mom keep pressuring me to get pregnant (unplanned). I think she has tried to have this conversation with me no less than 3 times. She also advises me to start hiding money for a plastic surgery fund & to have all kinds of work "I will want to have done" after I have kids. She also advises that I keep this money a secret. Needless to say she is crazy. I just tell her that "trap a dude" does not coincide with my values and that is not an option. God only knows what she says to her son...."

1/28/2012 11:21:53 PM

yea i'm so rewatching it right now. LITTLE THINGS MAKE ME HAPPY OK

1/28/2012 11:25:50 PM

^^ That's a recipe for disaster lol.

1/28/2012 11:38:41 PM

Quote :

"if i told you were it was from you'd be all " " haha"

ZOMG the sense make does not it.

Quote :

"Perfect timing for me to troll for random dick "

Diva, F them haters, you're funny.

Quote :

"Needless to say she is crazy. I just tell her that "trap a dude" does not coincide with my values and that is not an option. "

To help make the crazy mom's point, if I personally knocked a woman up and my mom pressured me to put a ring on it, I think I would. Because boys listen to what momma tells them.

1/28/2012 11:56:53 PM

CONFESS!!

1/29/2012 12:03:20 AM