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9/16/2011 2:25:51 PM

2 days later and now you get back to my text message....

9/16/2011 2:28:49 PM

I can't believe I just taught her how to text message...

9/16/2011 2:56:31 PM

I hate trying to find anything on our server that I didn't file myself. Everyone has a different system and when I don't know who did something in a certain year I have no idea where to look.

9/16/2011 2:59:37 PM

skwinky gonna hack yall, watch out!

9/16/2011 3:03:09 PM

Hmmmm what to do...

9/16/2011 3:06:31 PM

if in illinois, go to chicago
else go back to florida/NC

9/16/2011 3:07:23 PM

I am making the bundt of doom on Saturday. Should I just make it the least healthy brunch possible with the addition of mimosas, or spare my organs and stick to just the saturated fat?

9/16/2011 3:22:02 PM

yeeeaaaahhhhhhhh
yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

9/16/2011 3:44:37 PM

ready for a beer

9/16/2011 3:51:25 PM

girls on film

dert da der da dert der der

GIRLS ON FILM

9/16/2011 3:53:38 PM

I was just walking back to my office and saw a shadow moving inside like someone was in here walking around. I figured someone was in there looking for me. But nobody is here.

9/16/2011 3:54:43 PM

i want wings and beer tonihgt

9/16/2011 4:30:09 PM

hahahah i knew that i recognized that guy

9/16/2011 4:44:12 PM

blargh... what a waste of a day

9/16/2011 5:12:14 PM

Quote :

"Don't we want less government intrusion in our lives? It's interesting that most of the people who support the ban on same-sex marriage also seem to be interested in less government intrusion. They want the government out of their health care. They want the TSA to keep their hands off their junk. They want less regulations on corporations. They worry the government is going to take away their rights: to bear arms, to speak freely, to practice their religion, to say 'Merry Christmas,' and to choose what kind of light bulb they use in their houses. They are furious when the government tries to tell them what they shouldn't eat, where they can or cannot smoke, or how much gas their car can guzzle. And these same people want the government to restrict the rights of someone else. They want the government to tell them what they can or can't do with another consenting adult. How do you reconcile your belief in a small, less intrusive government with your approval of legislation intended to restrict the rights of taxpaying citizens and to control who they should and shouldn't love? It's absurd. You want deregulation? Let's deregulate marriage."

http://www.defshepherd.com/2011/09/why-heterosexual-married-north.html?spref=fb

9/16/2011 6:06:58 PM

hey what's this bag of frozen peas doing in my pants?

9/16/2011 8:10:21 PM

So you weren't happy to see me?

9/16/2011 8:11:19 PM

*snip*snip*

^^

9/16/2011 8:12:12 PM

haha qfred is now less of a man

9/16/2011 8:24:54 PM

I'm staying home tonight...

9/16/2011 8:27:48 PM

it is amazing what a few millimeters of fibrous tissue can do to a man

9/16/2011 8:28:23 PM

Sounds kinky

9/16/2011 8:29:59 PM

I think that would make you more of a man- you've been altered/improved by technology to do all the bangin' you want with no repercussions


BIONIC KEN

9/16/2011 8:30:38 PM

all children are currently asleep. husband is on his way home. mommy's head no longer in danger of exploding.

9/16/2011 8:31:55 PM

^^ that's an excellent perspective. i will now adopt it as my own.

9/16/2011 8:37:34 PM

9/16/2011 8:40:07 PM

taking a shower, throwing on my favorite hoodie and heading out downtown

9/16/2011 9:29:13 PM

I think everyone is either out of town this weekend or is going to the game (which I am not)


was not planning on watching all the games at home by myself, but that might be the case!

9/16/2011 9:34:43 PM

^ looking forward to the BIG game tomorrow?

9/16/2011 9:35:28 PM

my life is so much happier when i'm not posting here, it's crazy.

not a sermon, just a thought.


now back to the Friday Fright Flick of the week, Halloween H20.



seacrest OUT.

9/16/2011 9:40:14 PM

^^I am!!

9/16/2011 9:50:56 PM

9/16/2011 10:07:59 PM

I have absolutely nothing of value to contribute to this forum tonight.

DOESN'T MEAN THAT'S GONNA STOP ME

9/16/2011 11:38:10 PM

I really wish I could figure out wtf language this version of ave maria is in cuz it sure as hell isn't latin rawr rawr rawr

9/16/2011 11:38:22 PM

I wish I could figure out the version of Ave Maria I sang on my choir's Europe tour. It's possible the sheet music is buried away somewhere at my mother's.

9/16/2011 11:44:33 PM

i'm going to need to think about this for a minute

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=965_1316187031

9/16/2011 11:45:17 PM

i think it might be german... no but seriously i have to sing along with all my music and when this song comes on i am all

first world problems?

^also that is epic grossing me out

9/16/2011 11:46:18 PM

ok. my husband and i are both going at that video.

9/16/2011 11:47:24 PM

i know right

9/16/2011 11:48:14 PM

Yeah, I can't decide if its a good thing or a bad thing.



[Edited on September 16, 2011 at 11:49 PM. Reason : bath /= bad lol]

9/16/2011 11:49:09 PM

i don't really like looking at it

at all

but i would imagine that it's pretty ok when applied to one's genitals (male or female)

9/16/2011 11:50:43 PM

yeah, but imagine kissing someone

9/16/2011 11:51:37 PM

probably pretty awful for kissing

[Edited on September 16, 2011 at 11:52 PM. Reason : she could choke a bitch]

9/16/2011 11:52:17 PM

I was never really a fan of french kissing tbh

9/16/2011 11:53:49 PM

i love it.
my husband accuses me of face rape.
ha! what i do is child's play compared to that tongue.

9/16/2011 11:54:28 PM

^^ then you could enjoy quick kisses on the cheek and cunnilingus with this broad

[Edited on September 16, 2011 at 11:55 PM. Reason : d]

9/16/2011 11:55:17 PM

spend all this time fucking around with my shitty laptop's internet settings, multiple reset cycles, and now the betting website is down - the entire reason I was trying to get on in the first place

9/17/2011 12:26:50 AM

I kinda want to go to Katmandu to see ESP, but I don't have much motivation to go out and spend money.

I am tired.

9/17/2011 12:29:58 AM

FUCK

A ROACH

FUCK

9/17/2011 12:34:49 AM