Quote :

"I'm drinking wine & eating cookie dough. I'm also watching TBS (icing on the cake, right? Ohhhh.. Cake) "

lol sounds like fun

1/29/2012 12:12:15 AM

<- is open for them late night confessions

1/29/2012 3:05:03 AM

oh hai y'all!!!

1/29/2012 3:16:24 AM

Quote :

"I eat other people's boogers."

1/29/2012 7:57:19 AM

Quote :

"I FUCKING HATE DIVABABY19!! WHAT A MISERABLE CUNT!! That bitch thinks that she runs shit around here but FUCK HER!! I HOPE YOU ENJOY BEING ALONE AND TROLLING FOR RANDOM DICK, BITCH!! " I think that someone has some rage issues. klatypus isn't logged in.."

that shit ain't me, I don't hide behind a veil of randon confessions and asshole PMs. If I have real beef with people I actually tell them. DB ain't one of them. for the record DB did NOT send me any PMs, so quite asking good lawd.






[Edited on January 29, 2012 at 10:50 AM. Reason : .]

1/29/2012 10:45:37 AM

Confess to me peoples

1/29/2012 10:48:53 AM

Quote :

"last night i watched letters to juliet and i absolutely loved it. this a secret confession because i would be very embarrassed if people knew how soft i was. i also still cry whenever i watch the "don't stop believin'" number from the very first episode of glee. "

Crying is ok sometimes. Ahem... not that I wold ever cry or anything.

1/29/2012 8:02:04 PM

LOL @ Klatypus

people really thought I was sending you PMs???

1/29/2012 9:15:51 PM

lolol

1/29/2012 9:18:17 PM

^^I know

1/29/2012 10:36:46 PM

hi klaty!!

1/29/2012 10:44:21 PM

Confess to me?!?!

1/30/2012 1:51:21 AM

Dinnertime confessions?

1/30/2012 6:21:59 PM

Confess to me.

1/30/2012 6:31:09 PM

Quote :

"sparky is lookin' goooooood in those pics he posted (bootyful face thread) "

1/30/2012 6:50:01 PM

Night crew confessions?

1/30/2012 9:48:03 PM

moar!

1/31/2012 8:13:32 PM

Confess to meeeeeee

1/31/2012 8:24:51 PM

i've sent 2 but never gotten one :/

[Edited on January 31, 2012 at 8:33 PM. Reason : -]

1/31/2012 8:33:41 PM

yay i got one!

Quote :

"From : -------------------- To : InsultMaster Received : Tuesday January 31, 2012 at 9:10 PM Subject : confession Ok so i have a new boyfriend "yay" and we have been seeing each other for about a month now anyway, the other night we had a twilight marathon (i LOVE twilight) and a dream of mine is to have a vampire boyfriend! I've been experimenting with eating my own blood ever since the twilight books first came out- i consider myself to be a vampire now- i usually just save the blood i lose naturally each month (i usually just keep the tampons in the freezer etc.) and suck on them or eat them later. I decided that i would try and "turn" my new boyfriend. So i've been cooking my blood into his food when he comes over- i have tried making blood pudding as well, but that only works if i've had a heavy flow (you need A LOT of blood)- so i usually just add a little bit of blood into the marinade or pasta sauce etc. etc. He has absolutely no idea i've been doing this for about 3-4 weeks- do you think he would be a vampire by now?"

1/31/2012 11:01:43 PM

right on brudda

1/31/2012 11:02:43 PM

NO FUCKING WAY

1/31/2012 11:03:04 PM

Adding the timestamp to make it more authentic makes it more fake

[Edited on January 31, 2012 at 11:09 PM. Reason : Screenshot or ]

[Edited on January 31, 2012 at 11:11 PM. Reason : .]

1/31/2012 11:07:21 PM

Not that Twilight is the definitive source on vampire canon either, but I don't think that's how vampires work.

1/31/2012 11:09:05 PM

i almost forgot to take the name out. how bad would that have been? first confession, and i forget to take out the name!

1/31/2012 11:09:14 PM

some of you guys (pretending to be women) suck at giving fake confessions. the trick is making it just within the realm of possibility. not going whole-hog with some story about menstrual cookies or whatever.

2/1/2012 12:03:45 AM

if i am going to be on tww, i'd rather get sent random weird shit like that than just click and post lots

2/1/2012 12:16:34 AM

I need a late night confession.

2/1/2012 11:35:03 PM

I would also like to receive confessions

2/1/2012 11:37:46 PM

Hook me up with a confession. I'm bored.

2/2/2012 2:19:48 PM

sorry insultmaster

posting random internet stories and acting like you received them via pm

automatic -1000 credibility

2/2/2012 3:31:10 PM

^he didn't though

2/2/2012 4:08:22 PM

http://na.leagueoflegends.com/board/showthread.php?t=1681186

2/2/2012 4:10:07 PM

Minka with the evidence

2/2/2012 4:11:31 PM

lol someone either found it and PMed him with it or he just found it and posted it... either way it's lame


someone send me a confession

2/2/2012 4:12:47 PM

he was complaining about no confessions, so I gave him one. it wasn't him,it was me, I wasn't sure if he would actually post it tho.

[Edited on February 2, 2012 at 4:14 PM. Reason : .]

2/2/2012 4:13:44 PM

2/2/2012 4:16:41 PM

OH LAWD COUNTERFEIT CONFESSIONS ITT!!!

2/2/2012 4:19:07 PM

Quote :

"I've been stoned for about a month almost 24/7. It was fun at first but I'm starting to feel pretty burned out. How did I used to so this and drink 5 days a week?!?! I have enough pot to last me until tonight and then I'm not buying any more for a while. "

2/2/2012 4:22:27 PM

Quote :

""sparky is lookin' goooooood in those pics he posted (bootyful face thread) ""

OMG...hahaha....i wonder who that was from. those pictures are terrible. i was just being goofy!!

2/2/2012 4:31:15 PM

i think you look good

2/2/2012 4:32:32 PM

^^ answer requested and ^ delivered

2/2/2012 4:33:31 PM

^^

we haven't chatted in a hot minute. hope you are doing well!!

2/2/2012 4:35:14 PM

that's because you don't send me messages anymore

2/2/2012 4:37:45 PM

Quote :

"i can't stop skeeting. i skeet, then a few hours later i want to skeet again...it can't be healthy to skeet this much by myself. "

So now I'm screening my confessions by googling phrases to see if there's a match

this one came up with this thread
http://forums.govteen.com/boys-puberty/306003-there-way-stop-yourself-cumming.html

2/2/2012 4:48:44 PM

OMG funny!!

2/2/2012 5:21:02 PM

Quote :

"u can't stop it dude...believe me I tried. One time I was jackin and my uncle walked in to talk to me (I had my undies pulled up so he didn't know I was jackin). I rolled over on my belly when he came in but I couldn't stop the cum from squirtin out....I squirted in my undies while my uncle was talkin to me. He never knew that it happened but it was real hard not to hump my bed and moan when I was cummin. It sucked dude."

2/2/2012 5:33:01 PM

gay

2/2/2012 5:34:15 PM

2/2/2012 5:39:04 PM

lol, minka no longer gets PMs now cause she's fact checkin

2/2/2012 5:50:55 PM