I'm thinking about Killians beer pong I once played at your old apartment, steve

I nearly got in a fight and I ate dry ramen for dinner

7/25/2008 12:43:46 AM

I don't play the scratch offs anymore because I can't ever even win my money back If I occasionally won anything, I'd probably play them like once a week, but the payout is so poor it doesn't even feed that part of my brain that functions by winning at gambling.

7/25/2008 12:45:28 AM

BAMF! In Gorman Xings? Ahh, the old days
and the thousand-dollar damage bill at the end of that shithole

7/25/2008 12:45:44 AM

yea. my dad puts scratch offs in our christmas stockings.

oh, i mean "santa" puts scratch offs in our christmas stockings.

thats really redneck, isn't it? but my dad isn't even from the south.

7/25/2008 12:47:36 AM

nah, everyone in my family does that. even the ones from new york

7/25/2008 12:49:11 AM

my parents gave me a bunch of scratchers for my graduation

they laughed about it

I won nothing

7/25/2008 12:49:57 AM

<3 Killians

7/25/2008 12:53:08 AM

I want a tattoo that says Simul iustus et peccator

7/25/2008 12:54:09 AM

my cat just ate his boogers

7/25/2008 12:58:56 AM

Just started a 300 person tourney. Wish me luck.

7/25/2008 1:01:24 AM

!

7/25/2008 1:11:44 AM

Have an audition later today to voice some promos to be aired in FootLocker stores nationwide. I feel confident about it.

7/25/2008 1:33:56 AM

anal

7/25/2008 1:34:42 AM

^quit thinking about sex you fucking fuck

7/25/2008 1:42:04 AM

No one wished me luck so now I'm getting shitty cards

7/25/2008 1:45:13 AM

Fine. Good luck

Now wish me good luck too, dammit!

7/25/2008 1:45:49 AM

Good luck [in whatever endeavors you are pursuing]

7/25/2008 1:46:33 AM

^x6

7/25/2008 1:46:58 AM

THIS.

7/25/2008 1:47:02 AM

Good luck at your audition.

7/25/2008 1:47:35 AM

Thanks.

7/25/2008 1:48:22 AM

i'll see your general well-wishing as a "good luck on your date"

and raise you a "appreciate it, good sir"

7/25/2008 1:50:18 AM

I genuinely wish you luck as well. It seems like you found a nice girl.

7/25/2008 1:51:49 AM

i wouldnt mind going to talk to a psychiatrist once...i wonder what she/he'd say..probably everything i already know

7/25/2008 1:53:47 AM

they all seem that way at first

but thanks, dude

i think so, too

7/25/2008 1:53:58 AM

I sincerely wish you well, sir. There's nothing like finding and spending time with a wonderful woman.

7/25/2008 2:03:51 AM

yeah really...if i had that i bet i'd be on cloud 9

7/25/2008 2:04:54 AM

well, i'm single now

7/25/2008 2:07:13 AM

^^ and probably not on TWW

7/25/2008 2:14:07 AM

haha no doubt...

7/25/2008 2:20:44 AM

Fighting with nausea/indigestion several nights a week is starting to get old. This time I think it was some fucking awesome crab cakes that set me off. I kind of wish I could just throw up and make the nausea go away, but I know that'd leave me awake for hours more watching my blood sugar (so I'd just end up not sleeping at all).

I should see my doctor again. I bet I'm going to be sent to somebody to get an endoscopy if I do though.

7/25/2008 2:27:04 AM

i think i can finally go to bed- haha fucking 8 versions...i wish i knew photoshop

7/25/2008 2:44:23 AM

fuck dnl

7/25/2008 2:44:45 AM

with the way sabrina is growling at him right now, you would think she wants to kill steve

and i need to get ready

7/25/2008 7:32:48 AM

7/25/2008 7:40:06 AM

fuck yeah

7/25/2008 7:45:30 AM

I saw that skinny golden retriever puppy running around my neighborhood again

I'm glad it's going to cool down today so he doesn't get too hot

7/25/2008 8:22:49 AM

Ok, back to sleep...

7/25/2008 8:53:07 AM

my cousin has huge tits. when the fuck did that happen

7/25/2008 8:54:39 AM

Do I REALLY have to get my oil changed in my car today!?! :-(


Oh and wondering why EVERYONE insists on hatin' on Kim Kardashian. Damn...can't a girl with a nice body and a nice booty with a SEXY boyfriend just be happy?!?!?!!

[Edited on July 25, 2008 at 8:58 AM. Reason : .]

7/25/2008 8:56:23 AM

her booty is borderline gross

shes dumb as a brick and insists on being in the public eye, even though she has absolutely nothing to offer besides her marginally good looks

I think the hate is warranted. If she didnt like it, she wouldnt have her dumbass show(s)

7/25/2008 9:01:26 AM

Well, true. It IS huge. And yeah, you're right. If she would be intelligent ALL of the time and offer something to society, I'd respect her more. But ultimately, she hasn't really done anything to piss anyone off either. First, Paris' ugly lookin' ass....now Shanna Moakler.

7/25/2008 9:05:02 AM

i logged on to my email this morning and just started letting it download and didn't really pay attention to it...


i just looked back at it and i've gotten 193 emails in my inbox alone since 5 yesterday....


WTF

7/25/2008 9:13:34 AM

WAKE UP ERICA!!!!!!!!!!

7/25/2008 9:15:43 AM

My headache is only going to get worse today.

7/25/2008 9:19:02 AM

OMG....there are over 1200 emails in my spam box...


wtf is going on here

7/25/2008 9:22:07 AM

how many of those are penis enlargement?

7/25/2008 9:23:02 AM

or breast enlargement

7/25/2008 9:24:09 AM

or offers to join a site and date wealthy men

(forward to me please)

I keed I keed

7/25/2008 9:25:48 AM

[Edited on July 25, 2008 at 9:28 AM. Reason : safad]

7/25/2008 9:27:09 AM