confess to Father Fletch

2/2/2012 6:45:20 PM

Quote :

"sorry insultmaster posting random internet stories and acting like you received them via pm automatic -1000 credibility"

I didn't though

2/2/2012 9:11:07 PM

^+1 Credibility, that appears to be an actual pm.

Also taking confessions.

2/2/2012 11:25:51 PM

Quote :

"I hit a dog driving home last night. A big pit bull looking dog walked into the road and I barely had time to take my foot off the gas. First time I've ever run something over like that. I was out in the sticks on the highway and I was going 60 mph. By the time I found a place to turn around I realized I was a quarter-mile down the road and I probably would not be able to find it again in the dark, and I was wearing dark clothes, so I should not be out on the road walking around, and I would not be able to pull off to the side very well where it happened because of the shoulders. And there were no houses around, so I wouldn't know what to do even if I did find him. So I just kept driving. I'm pretty sure it died quickly. I'm going to drive back through this afternoon and see if I can see it. "

My gf hit a dog on the way to Mellow Mushroom once. It literally ran from the owners directly under her wheel.

2/3/2012 9:53:02 AM

You should call some organization that deals with that. Someone told me the order once, it's something like:

- small animals, animal control
- larger animals, the humane society or something
- big animals, call the DOT

What are you going to do when and if you find the body? Call the number on the tag? Are you going to then clean it up?

2/3/2012 11:36:38 AM

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"I have a pee fetish. I know it's not all that uncommon (I mean, there's a whole online community for it at peesearch.net) but I still don't feel comfortable about it. What the fuck is wrong with me?"

2/3/2012 12:12:58 PM

we need more details

2/3/2012 12:16:06 PM

Goldenshowergirl?

2/3/2012 12:21:21 PM

Another one, man I'm on a roll today

Quote :

"Finally caught up on this week's Glee....and I'm not sure if its because I was already horny or because I'm just weird, but the version of Michael Jackson's "Scream" that Artie and Mike Chang did really turned me on. "

2/3/2012 2:57:04 PM

Confess to me

2/4/2012 5:23:02 PM

Quote :

"some of you guys (pretending to be women) suck at giving fake confessions. the trick is making it just within the realm of possibility. not going whole-hog with some story about menstrual cookies or whatever."

The scary thing is I could totally see my cousin who is obsessed with Twilight doing something like that. Last time I saw her she was telling me how she would go eat lunch in cemeteries because the dead "totally speak to me"

2/4/2012 6:25:25 PM

I confess. Insultmaster-bater made me do it.

2/4/2012 6:37:36 PM

^^ See, the thing is...your cousin is crazy.

p.s. CONFESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.

2/4/2012 6:44:15 PM

How do you think he got that way?

2/4/2012 6:45:35 PM

Quote :

"I honestly don't know what the fuck I'm doing, and it's scaring me. "

2/5/2012 12:06:43 AM

^^^ lol I won't disagree with that. She's always been a bit cuckoo.

2/5/2012 10:37:30 AM

confess to me! I haven't had one in awhile.

2/5/2012 12:36:17 PM

Quote :

"was told tonight that an engagement was broken off partly because of me I'm way giddy on the inside, because she's perfect, but still am a bit reserved"

2/6/2012 8:56:34 AM

Evening confessions?

2/6/2012 5:51:17 PM

Evening confessions?

2/6/2012 5:58:10 PM

Quote :

"I am on a date I do not want to be on at all. Telling people no needs to be the next life skill I acquire. Bet I'm the last person you'd think would give a fuck about someone's feelings though"

2/6/2012 7:57:04 PM

I would LOOOOOVE a confession...

2/6/2012 11:34:42 PM

Quote :

"I told someone today that if the situation were better, I'd propose to her today. And I meant it "

2/6/2012 11:37:17 PM

awwwww yeeeeaaah someome send me a dirty dirty confeshawn!

2/7/2012 12:19:33 AM

ask and ye shall receive!!

Quote :

"So I recently found out I am a squirter. "

2/7/2012 12:29:18 AM

2/7/2012 12:31:19 AM

I gots one from awhile ago, it is real I promise

Quote :

"NCSUWolfy is my everlasting tww crush"

2/7/2012 10:43:46 AM

let me hold one bruhs

2/7/2012 10:52:03 AM

^^ that's like at least 10 different TWWers. Including me, although I

Quote :

"DID NOT SEND"

that one.

2/7/2012 10:59:33 AM

Confess to Father Fletch

2/7/2012 8:55:42 PM

send me yo confessawns TWW

2/8/2012 3:34:23 PM

2/8/2012 10:25:44 PM

Late night email confessions? Send them to bob.fer.apples111@gmail.com

2/8/2012 11:23:03 PM

Confess to me

I'm Krallum and I approved this message.

2/10/2012 4:41:06 PM

I'll take confessions if anyone is interested in giving them.

2/15/2012 10:48:26 PM

It's late (or early). Confess to me.

2/16/2012 1:28:05 AM

I'm surprised there weren't any V-day confessions.

2/16/2012 9:14:35 AM

Quote :

"I've met a person that is perfect for me. This person agrees that we are perfect for each other. For some reason we just can't make things work. It's the most depressing thing I've ever been through."

Quote :

"I sent my ex an email the day before Valentines day, just to fuck with her. "

[Edited on February 16, 2012 at 9:39 AM. Reason : a]

2/16/2012 9:38:39 AM

you call em out and you get them? how's that shit work.

confess to me too_{i have cookies}

2/16/2012 9:43:49 AM

Tough love works

2/16/2012 9:51:33 AM

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"i am about 95% certain that the person i'm dating is not the person i want to marry. i don't know how to break up with them. i enjoy dating them for the most part but even thats starting to fade away."

2/16/2012 10:50:35 AM

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"Sort of a confession...but not really. I still want this kept anonymous. I came across a nude picture of a guy on the internet and I think it might be pilgrimshoes. However, it's been a long time since I've seen him so I don't remember what exactly he looks like. You should post this and ask if anyone can ID him. http://i.imgur.com/DDiMU.jpg"

^ Just tell them you don't see their relationship going any further and that you're sorry for that but it's time to move on. Yeah they'll be upset but they'll be upset no matter what you do so you might as well be honest and frank with them.

2/16/2012 11:52:57 AM

Did not crop out his face.....rookie move

2/16/2012 11:58:32 AM

lol hello! big picture!

2/16/2012 12:02:35 PM

http://www.mangroomer.com/

2/16/2012 12:10:05 PM

lol thats a legit site

I thought you were joking

2/16/2012 12:15:22 PM

If that is pilgrimshoes, wowza

2/16/2012 12:30:54 PM

Quote :

"Did not crop out his face.....rookie move"

2/16/2012 12:32:30 PM

could someone please confirm if this is pilgrimshoes or not

2/16/2012 1:54:43 PM

hahaha oh shit

2/16/2012 1:58:07 PM