crap...
the shredder fell and woke him up from his nap. he's still chilling in the swing, but he's not going back to sleep. he's actually looking right at me. NO EYE CONTACT! NO EYE CONTACT!

9/28/2011 9:52:06 AM

he's like, "MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM i'm gonna stare at you until you feel guilty about not making eye contact and come pay attention to me"

9/28/2011 9:58:09 AM

for getting little sleep, i'm pretty damn chipper.

9/28/2011 10:28:55 AM

^^ & ^^^ that's exactly what my cat does! stares and stares at me, then we make eye contact and it's all meow! meow! meow! meow! meow! meow! meow! meow!

wtf

9/28/2011 10:33:14 AM

if I make eye contact with my dog in the morning she will jump on the bed and stand on my back. Then I usually just put her in her crate.

9/28/2011 10:34:59 AM

^^haha our cat does that too


my dog does the opposite though- he wimpers and whines when he wants attention, and then i turn and stare at him, and he shuts up and gives you a look of shame

[Edited on September 28, 2011 at 10:35 AM. Reason : ^]

9/28/2011 10:35:25 AM

if i make eye contact with whichever chick i banged the previous night, they will jump on my back and then i just tell them to kick rocks



[Edited on September 28, 2011 at 10:36 AM. Reason : bmels edit made my poast not make sense]

9/28/2011 10:35:57 AM

crap

forgot to collate

9/28/2011 10:37:53 AM

why does this bother me so much?

9/28/2011 10:40:24 AM

guilty conscience

9/28/2011 10:42:57 AM

Closed door meetings of the bosses always make me concerned

9/28/2011 10:46:02 AM

they just close the door so they can sit in their fart cloud

9/28/2011 10:49:40 AM

^^

9/28/2011 10:56:43 AM

I keep typing donuts instead of donors in my report.....

9/28/2011 11:06:58 AM

ugh a lug a scrub dub dub

9/28/2011 11:38:11 AM

I got a flu shot today our health fair at work....I've never gotten one.

I regret it already

9/28/2011 11:43:39 AM

holy sick to my stomach

9/28/2011 12:23:04 PM

i am moving to a new apartment and i moved my fishtank last night

within two hours my fish were dead or clearly dying, i used hose water and no neutralizers or anything but then again goldfish and tetras are supposed to be pretty tough.

FML gotta find new fish

9/28/2011 12:26:07 PM

they may be tough, which would be fine for well water


BUT, city water has chemicals and such in it. so not good.

9/28/2011 1:17:10 PM

Quote :

"Closed door meetings of the bosses always make me concerned"

Yes they make me so nervous! Especially since people are so quick to throw you under the bus around here.

9/28/2011 1:19:11 PM

Soooo excited about cooking dinner tonight!!!

9/28/2011 1:22:19 PM

^What are you making? I saw a bunch of stuff in the fridge that looked kinda italian-y (spicy sausage, bunch of cheese, new jar of spaghetti sauce...)

9/28/2011 1:23:23 PM

^^^^yea i guess i got too complacent, i replaced ALL the water too, usually its just a third

im old school with my definition of tough. elise do you think i should wait a few days to allow the water to cycle before buying new fish? or just go with the aquarium solutions. looking at my empty lifeless tank is kinda sad

9/28/2011 1:26:46 PM

i've had lots of fish tanks, and i have never waited for a cycle, but don't buy a ton at once. depending on the size of the tank you could add maybe 3 and then wait a week to see what happens.


you know goldfish are cold water and tetras are tropical, right?

9/28/2011 1:29:43 PM

i kept the tank at around 79 the whole time i had them

but i would bet that the hose water was a lot cooler because i never plugged the heater back in so they probably started dyin in the bags

[Edited on September 28, 2011 at 1:32 PM. Reason : ITT BHS reveals his retardation with regards to fish care]

9/28/2011 1:31:34 PM

haha, one time my roommate asked me to put the fish in some water while she cleans out the tank. I got some water from the sink and in a few minutes they were actually trying to jump out of the bowl. Poor fish.

9/28/2011 1:38:38 PM

9/28/2011 1:40:06 PM

I dropped a betta fish down the drain once while cleaning his bowl

9/28/2011 1:41:33 PM

I ate too much chili... fml...

9/28/2011 1:48:19 PM

I brought my office fish home from my job the day I got fired. The next morning he was dead. And so began my year of unemployment.

9/28/2011 2:05:56 PM

fingers crossed about this job being real and them emailing me or calling me back

it sounds like it'd be a perfect fit

9/28/2011 2:05:57 PM

Finally watching Who Framed Roger Rabbit and eating a grilled cheese and soup.

9/28/2011 2:20:58 PM

ugh, I odn't wanna grow up

9/28/2011 2:22:09 PM

Since I turned 16 years old, and got my drivers license I have ridden in a car with maybe 100 other people driving. Most of them drove the speed limit or in that neighborhood. Some drove a bit faster. Some drove much faster.

I still like to go fast, and I almost always set my cruise control at right around 72 (in a 70 mph zone, 2 mph over the limit elsewhere). I find myself in the far left lane of a 3 lane divided highway more often than anything else. I would say I pass 20-25+ people for every one person that passes me, and for everyone that blows by me by 10 mph or more, I blow by at least 10 people by that same speed difference.

So who are these people that go 5-10 mph under the speed limit? Are they some government created androids just meant to make the roads busier? Is anyone here one of these drivers? Just by my casual observations, they should outnumber the fast drivers by a large margin, but based on the actual people I know, this isn't the case at all.

9/28/2011 2:30:29 PM

this book is boring

9/28/2011 2:31:01 PM

My dad was awesome

9/28/2011 2:44:12 PM

^^^elderly and minorities are mainly the perpetrators that i see doing this

9/28/2011 2:52:31 PM

^^ haha that is a fantastic picture

9/28/2011 2:53:04 PM

That's an awesome photo

9/28/2011 2:53:29 PM

yeah we're organizing all of his old pics for the wake, and making digital copies of what we can.

9/28/2011 3:06:26 PM

look,

all i want to do is to rent out a skate rink that'll allow me to bring in a keg or two that has black lights and other redneck bullshit for a glow stick birthday party

this shouldn't cost me that much

9/28/2011 3:11:53 PM

that sounds like a pretty awesome birthday party

9/28/2011 3:12:49 PM

Debating about the game Saturday. We either bring LB or we don't go.

9/28/2011 3:22:36 PM

I can't find how to see mutual friends on the new facebook layout

ok I kind of found it in a roundabout way, it should be easier than that, thats like the main thing I always check

[Edited on September 28, 2011 at 3:26 PM. Reason : .]

9/28/2011 3:25:47 PM

BECAUSE IT SUCKS!!

9/28/2011 3:26:13 PM

emotionaly exhausted

9/28/2011 3:26:46 PM

Holy crap I just got grilled by my future health insurance providers. My allergies caused me so many issues.

9/28/2011 3:44:45 PM

looks like I will be commuting to new brunswick here shortly.

9/28/2011 5:22:06 PM

sumfoo1's picture reminds me of pics of my CEO, who has some ridiculous pictures of when he was in a touring metal band, beard down to his stomach, hair long enough to tuck into his pants, rocking out and shit.

9/28/2011 5:23:01 PM

It was just a matter of time, but TKE-Teg and I talkin with the same girl off of Match

9/28/2011 6:17:59 PM