oh god vomit
I have Emetophobia

Christ, why do I always get the top page posts with some weird shit that I feel the need to say?

[Edited on September 30, 2011 at 4:09 PM. Reason : 2541 vomits]

9/30/2011 4:09:02 PM

9/30/2011 4:15:00 PM

i think i have it too.

i think i've vomited about three times in the last four years.

once, just so happened to be last saturday night.

here's me, a nearly 30 year old grown ass man throwing an impromptu party at my house after a obstacle course 5k on the beach, followed by beach day drinking all day, followed by mexican food and margaritas, which in turn led to tequila and budweiser, and lots of it.

until a friend dared me to eat one of our nicer dog treats, one of the blue diamond soft chewy kind.

a gentleman's dare, is a gentleman's dare.

it wasn't the taste that got me. it was the fact it stuck to my teeth so bad and had to pry it off with my tongue. that got me.

i doused my yard, exorcist style.

it's cool though. i put some mini corn dogs in the oven, ate em, and went back to the flip cup games.

boot'n'rally.

[Edited on September 30, 2011 at 4:16 PM. Reason : e]

9/30/2011 4:16:22 PM

My hair color looks great!!! Although, it felt really weird going to the salon and getting even a trim. But, my stylist said "no haircut" before the wedding. So.....I guess It'll wait til December

9/30/2011 4:20:29 PM

Quote :

"it was the fact it stuck to my teeth so bad and had to pry it off with my tongue."

HA!

Yeah I can't be around if I think someone is going to puke . . my hands start to sweat and I feel like I'm going to faint. And yet if I see it on a cartoon it's hysterical to me (like family guy or something, why??).

I was at the movies once and the person behind me was choking on popcorn, but politely choking, trying not to choke loudly. Making this muted, strangled noise and I flipped the fuck out. I'm asking my friend next to me "OMFG IS HE PUKING? IS HE GOING TO PUKE?" And she's laughing at me because I'm on the edge of my seat about to fly out of the theater showing in whites-of-the-eyes-panic-horror, laughing so hard in fact that she can't even answer me which freaks me out even more. I almost was crying because she couldn't answer me. lol. good story.

9/30/2011 4:26:47 PM

im the same way about anticipatory puke.

ill get clammy and sweaty if i think someone's about to lose it. or hear someone losing it.

when it becomes apparent on tosh.0 or something that that's where it's headed, i'll leave the room and have to go occupy myself with other things.

or else, ill know

9/30/2011 4:28:21 PM

Quote :

"Making this muted, strangled noise "

*gurgle cough cough gurgle*

9/30/2011 4:28:39 PM

^^Exactly
Could never watch any of the Jackass shows or movies, there was always inevitable vomit.

^pretty much, I eyeballed him the rest of the movie. I offered him my drink to remove the spot-welded popcorn shells. He declined.

9/30/2011 4:33:48 PM

Quote :

"when it becomes apparent on tosh.0 or something that that's where it's headed,"

I throw a pillow in front of my face and my husband has to mute the TV whenever Tosh shows puke

I can not stand to see people get sick or hear them get sick. I start to get really clammy and have to take long deep breaths to keep me from freaking the fuck out


My husband got the stomach flu a couple years ago before we were married and I went and stayed at my apartment until he was better. He wasn't feeling good a couple months ago and said his stomach was really bothering him (hello, scotch and pizza terrible idea). He sat straight up in bed and I thought he was going to puke in the bed and I bolted out of bed screaming 'OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GODDDDDDDDDDD". He looked at me like I was crazy, went downstairs, turned the fans on and puked his guts out

I still heard him though


I'm going to be the worst mother ever. Screaming at my baby for puking on me

[Edited on September 30, 2011 at 4:46 PM. Reason : f]

9/30/2011 4:44:51 PM

lolol


Worst reality show ever: stick you, me, and pshoes in a house with surround sound vomit noises and images and see what happens.

haha me too, "NO! YOU SWALLOW IT! SWALLOW IT!"

[Edited on September 30, 2011 at 4:49 PM. Reason : *WWHAAARRRRGARRRRBLLL*]

9/30/2011 4:47:19 PM

The worst ever was this episode of Road Rules/Real World Challenge where some girl got bitten by something and had to be rushed to the hospital....She sat straight up in the stretcher and puked all over herself and the floor and the nurses...like Exorcist style


I think Tosh.0 showed somebody puking on Tuesday's episode b/c I remember my husband being like "Oh, I can see where this is going...Better get your pillow ready"

[Edited on September 30, 2011 at 4:51 PM. Reason : f]

9/30/2011 4:49:42 PM

Quote :

"politely choking"

What a gentleman

9/30/2011 4:51:39 PM

Well that's what I assumed since he wasn't thrashing violently, he was trying not to be loud in a theater and who hasn't choked on popcorn?

Who cares if he was gonna vomit
VITAL INFORMATION

9/30/2011 4:53:49 PM

I think we found a playgroup!

9/30/2011 4:55:04 PM

I have never seen 2Girls1Cup b/c of my vomit fears

And I will never watch it.

I have see things way worse than people vomiting...Like maggots inside somebody's nose....Or crawling out of somebody's penis But those don't bother me. I've also seen dead bodies and that doesn't bother me either


Blood and guts don't bother me. But puking does

9/30/2011 4:55:06 PM

In non-puking news....its still not fucking 5:30!

9/30/2011 4:58:06 PM

aww these trite anti-religious postings all over tdub are so cute.

i bet they hate their parents, too.

9/30/2011 4:59:39 PM

crazy_carl will supposedly be in town tonight, lets jang out

9/30/2011 5:12:28 PM

^^How do you figure that correlates? I haven't seen the posts but I was curious

9/30/2011 5:16:44 PM

Quote :

"Worst reality show ever: stick you, me, and pshoes in a house with surround sound vomit noises and images and see what happens."

oh my god.

and yes, i'm going to be a horrible parent around my kids vomiting.

it's going to be like this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MeEY2ZGvU1g

9/30/2011 5:23:40 PM

fuckinglol
that made me cry a little bit

9/30/2011 5:26:36 PM

Worst night of my life, I killed half a fifth before going out, drank all night at the bars, get back to out place and start working on the rest of the fifth while simultaneously wolfing down two pizzas and some wings. We're watching sportscenter when it hits me and I know I have about 8.3 seconds before I blow. Beeline to my bathroom, its locked. Try roomates bathroom, its locked too. At this point, I know one of the doors is going down, so I decide I'd rather not kick down my own, so I get a running start and hadyouken my size 10 right into the center mass of the door. Problem is, it was such a piece of shit that it doesn't break; it just kind of splinters in that one spot, so now theres a hole like in The Shining. Other roomate is in there dropping bombs is like WTF, I stick my head like halfway thru the hole (cutting my neck in the process) and unleash a bare minimum of 1.5 gallons of a liquid so vile that it stings my trachea on the way up. Door's covered, floor's covered, roommate's covered...but I'm sparkly clean. I moved out soon after.

9/30/2011 6:01:13 PM

^ okay that had me laughing for a bit

thanks

9/30/2011 6:05:26 PM

^^LMFAO


Also, that customer was really nice and appreciative.

[Edited on September 30, 2011 at 6:07 PM. Reason : ^]

9/30/2011 6:07:01 PM

went out for drinks this afternoon cus my company made our fiscal year end revenue goals today

now about to go play racquetball. hope i don't break my ankles

9/30/2011 6:45:26 PM

ready to gooooooooooooooo


last two hours so slooooooooooooooooow

9/30/2011 6:48:53 PM

Wussie

9/30/2011 7:23:49 PM

^^^congrats!

9/30/2011 7:24:19 PM

^^ >.<



also a senior level manager has decided to go back to a sales position here, I find that amusing

[Edited on September 30, 2011 at 7:29 PM. Reason : .]

9/30/2011 7:29:26 PM

fuck

how'd i get put in charge of a bach party the night before it's supposed to transpire?

grrrrr

9/30/2011 7:36:15 PM

I have a research paper due Tuesday.

It's about a topic that's useful/relevant to the job I have now, but it's not a topic I'm passionate about. I really want to write about saturated fats, because there's some recent data that may make it not nearly as bad we've been lead to believe. It's really fascinating to me (in a nerdy way) and there's lots of conflicting data that so I would have a lot to write about...

Should I change my topic?!

[Edited on September 30, 2011 at 7:56 PM. Reason : I have the articles for the other paper... and it would help me make more money]

9/30/2011 7:55:02 PM

mmmmm guinness

9/30/2011 8:04:06 PM

Damn you cold front and rain...damn you!

9/30/2011 8:12:28 PM

HS team getting slaughtered....left at halftime when is was 28-0....no first downs, other team bigger and faster...their QB had the size of Cam Newton and he took off one time and the poor guy that he ran into full speed was down for awhile. Our QB is like 5'8" 150pds....can run but his passing is so so pretty much jump ball each time. It was also home coming and really nothing has changed, other than recently the football team has started scoring points (when I was there, would be 2 or 3 games straight that we did not even score).

9/30/2011 9:28:44 PM

That was fun

9/30/2011 9:47:43 PM

This rather quick temp/pressure change is kind of pissing off my head and my joints.

I'd like to do something entertaining but I can't think of anything. I think I'll go netflix out on the couch.

9/30/2011 10:03:28 PM

I wish someone would BTTT this thread for me:
http://www.thewolfweb.com/message_topic.aspx?topic=595066&page=23

9/30/2011 10:45:10 PM

^^ I think you might be the most sensitive/fragile person ever.

9/30/2011 10:50:51 PM

So I'm going through some fashion editorial shots and I can't get off these two pics

So sexy


So fabulous

9/30/2011 10:55:48 PM

tonight is the worst

9/30/2011 11:15:19 PM

my wife and i are the only people in the US we know right now watching the AFL final - a bit upset we flew out a day before it but oh well

10/1/2011 12:02:12 AM

Contagion was really fucking bad

what a pointless movie

10/1/2011 12:08:33 AM

philly steak and cheese croissant pockets are the best hot pockets ever created

10/1/2011 12:10:09 AM

Quote :

"I think you might be the most sensitive/fragile person ever."

Sensitive and under stress, certainly. Fragile, not so much. It's just like living your life sitting in a puddle of piss. It's usually quite miserable but when the times are such that you can forget that you're in said puddle of piss it becomes quite tolerable. It's rare that I break, more that I'm just working through one of a dozen symptoms.

10/1/2011 12:22:26 AM

There is something on my bedroom that is giving me an allergic reaction. Earlier this afternoon I was brushing my teeth and my face around my mouth and chin broke out. Just now my shoulder and arm started itching and I went to the bathroom to put some lotion on it, looked in the mirror, and saw that there are bumps all over it and the area around the bumps are really red and hot.

10/1/2011 12:33:23 AM

Quote :

"tonight is the worst fucking ruled"

10/1/2011 1:01:14 AM

Already cleaned an office this morning...

No to continue my work for my dad...


Then more cleaning....


Weekends suck.

[Edited on October 1, 2011 at 6:31 AM. Reason : gvb]

10/1/2011 6:31:11 AM

Wow rays... didn't expect that out of ya

10/1/2011 7:16:37 AM

Why did I have to move closer to my family?? They are ridiculous with there stupid drama and constant nagging.

[Edited on October 1, 2011 at 8:17 AM. Reason : ]

10/1/2011 7:49:07 AM

So exhausted already....


Yet so much more to do today

10/1/2011 9:12:43 AM