Nothing wrong with getting blitz early on a Friday night!

2/24/2012 9:31:17 PM

confess to BB, brehs

2/24/2012 9:31:17 PM

i, too, will take confessions

preferably about bb

2/24/2012 9:32:19 PM

confess yo shits

2/24/2012 9:32:31 PM

about bottombaby?

k

2/24/2012 9:32:48 PM

I call bullshit. Super, super drunk people can't type that well.

2/24/2012 10:41:39 PM

or can they!

2/24/2012 11:14:20 PM

Quote :

"I feel like a dirty individual because I enjoy licking ass, pussy,(btw what's with guys that don't like eating pussy?) and flipping her over, banging doggy style so I can see and play with her starfish."

Anyone else got a confession for Saturday morning?

2/25/2012 10:47:52 AM

Confess to me please

2/27/2012 1:36:32 PM

Quote :

" I don't really turn off my laptop, I just put it into 'sleep' mode most of the time. So when I turned it on this morning at DH Hill, I completely forgot that it was in the middle of playing something from last night. So everyone around me got to hear the video I was watching last night. It was loud, and everyone looked at me and judged me. There was nothing I could do to salvage the moment. So I just kept sipping my Seattle's Best coffee and watching interracial porn."

2/27/2012 1:39:54 PM

I think whoever confessed that could have just self-confessed it

2/27/2012 1:41:29 PM

Maybe they did







Wait, wat

2/27/2012 2:42:36 PM

Entertain me with confessions T-Dub

asked, and received

Quote :

"I was randomly selected to be sexually assaulted by a TSA officer yesterday at the airport. I knew it was going to be super uncomfortable, so I wanted to make the guy patting me down feel as vulnerable as I was. I worked up a quick chub, and as he was moving his way up my thigh, I thrusted into his hand and gave him a pervy look. Not like a "hey cutie" type look, but more of a "you're my prison-bitch" type of look. It freaked him out. Next time, I might try peeing myself just a little bit...or at least farting in his general direction. "

lulz

[Edited on February 27, 2012 at 3:16 PM. Reason : ]

2/27/2012 3:07:00 PM

Quote :

"The confession: I found some saved e-mails from an old sig. other tonight. I've been going through them all and remembering our time together. I really miss them in a lot of ways. They were my first love and I felt very strongly for them. So strong, in fact, that to this day it still pains me to think about us not being together--when I do think about what we had. I don't know if that's normal considering I'm in an awesome relationship now with someone I love deeply. I haven't even talked to this person since 2009. Yet, after reading the e-mails, I want to reach out and shoot them an e-mail. Even though, I know they won't even talk to me. They are happily married now and probably don't ever think about me. I, however, still think about them every so often. /confession /emo So, from a girl's perspective. What do you think of all this? It's not like me to be emotional, generally."

2/28/2012 11:05:00 AM

i forgot, i got a really good confession!

Quote :

"i'm planning a trip out of the country with a guy i've never met before. we started talking on a dating website back around october but we never got around to going out. then because of his job he had to move and won't be back in the area til may. but we have been talking online and have already booked some of the rooms/made other travel arrangements. i am so excited and this isn't even the craziest thing i've ever done... "

awwww yeeeaaaah!

2/28/2012 11:08:00 AM

^ That sounds like a really really really bad idea.

2/28/2012 11:12:18 AM

That will end well...

2/28/2012 11:12:20 AM

is this him?

2/28/2012 11:13:45 AM

^lmfao

ok, well i wanna see how it turns out, hopefully its a [good] adventure. not everybody in the world is crazy...

ok, yes they are

but some aren't bad crazy amirite?

2/28/2012 11:19:11 AM

Confess to me, bitches

I'm Krallum and I approved this message.

2/28/2012 11:19:30 AM

Quote :

"I'm married but i've started to develop feelings for a single coworker. We make excuses to see and speak to each other at work and make each other giddy like school kids. Our flirting is that type which is both intentionally simple and reserved yet unmistakable to those who are around us. She knows i'm married and we wouldn't cross any lines but I'm not certain what to do. Is it okay to have someone at work with whom you flirt and pass time or does that cross a line? I feel bad about it, not so much because I feel guilty for engaging in this behavior but more so because I don't feel guilty at all. I'm definitely getting a sense of emotional fulfillment from her that I'm not getting at home but I'm rational enough to realize that everyone has flaws and it is unlikely that this coworker could match my spouse as an overall partner. Thoughts?"

2/28/2012 11:52:16 AM

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Work_spouse

2/28/2012 11:53:11 AM

^ That's what I said to this person as well.

2/28/2012 11:59:06 AM

Send me your leap day confessions!

2/29/2012 4:32:50 PM

^

2/29/2012 8:09:00 PM

Quote :

"I want to fuck someone... who is not my significant other. I would never actually do it but damn, this person causes a tingle in my loins."

2/29/2012 9:53:07 PM

I have no idea but I read that as "I want to dance with someone.....who is not my ...etc etc"

Made it way more funnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiierrrrrrrr

2/29/2012 9:58:23 PM

ooh send me confessions while I pack!

2/29/2012 10:13:23 PM

Quote :

"Dear Boyfriend, Your farts are not funny. In fact, they DISGUST me. So the next time you're wondering why I don't want to have sex with you - it's because your farts are FUCKING DISGUSTING and it makes you SIGNIFICANTLY less attractive."

hahaha

I farted during sex before....thankfully he laughed it off

2/29/2012 11:37:11 PM

an unsolicited confession:

Quote :

"i took a lot of pills last night. when i woke up this morning, there was a very small part of me that wished i hadn't."

3/1/2012 12:36:53 AM

^ get help!!

3/1/2012 9:34:08 AM

Quote :

"I can definitely sympathize with the work spouse confession. I'm in a similar situation except I'm the single one and she's the married one and I honestly have no idea how to handle it. I would be curious to know what TWW thought about at what point it crosses the line. "

so what say you TWW?

3/1/2012 9:35:45 AM

why do these people bother getting married??

3/1/2012 9:37:58 AM

Quote :

"I honestly have no idea how to handle it. "

YOLO

3/1/2012 9:39:38 AM

i could never be with someone who is annoyed by farts

3/1/2012 9:40:34 AM

^well there is a difference b/t farts that just happen, I can laugh those off, and farts that are weaponized and then he runs away laughing like a school girl, it is only funny once. once.



[Edited on March 1, 2012 at 9:49 AM. Reason : .]

3/1/2012 9:45:59 AM

that's fair

3/1/2012 9:48:10 AM

Everyone can acknowledge farting is gross but to the point that you're not having sex with the guy? That's like not having sex with a girl because you discover she doesn't poop rainbows and unicorns.

3/1/2012 9:49:25 AM

well if they are constantly letting out stinky ass farts and putting her face in it, you are not going to get laid until she forgets.

3/1/2012 9:50:44 AM

Quote :

"Everyone can acknowledge farting is gross but to the point that you're not having sex with the guy? That's like not having sex with a girl because you discover she doesn't poop rainbows and unicorns."

Depends on the time and severity of the flatulation. It can be a big turnoff and definitely pump the brakes on getting your dick wet.

3/1/2012 10:04:07 AM

Yes, letting out secret farts under the covers, and then shaking with silent giggles until I discover it, is not going to lead to sex.

3/1/2012 10:07:45 AM

lol, see? this is a real problem.

3/1/2012 10:09:09 AM

Eh, I've fully accepted my husband's stench. It doesnt really bother me. It's one of those things I knew I would have to deal with before I married him. Thankfully if I'm ever laying on his lap or near the "danger zone" he will politely inform me to move before he farts so I am not directly affected.

3/1/2012 12:02:30 PM

^ that is completely acceptable, and really should be expected if you live with someone. Fart sabotages though, get old super fast.

3/1/2012 12:03:32 PM

IMO, the point where you consider someone to be a "work spouse" is crossing the line. If you're that close with someone where the only thing keeping you from boning and/or being together is the fact that you two are in a relationship, then that's to far. To me it's the same as emotionally cheating, but I know some people will disagree.

What happened to just being friends?

3/1/2012 12:04:41 PM

Growing up with just women in the house...I was trained to leave the room to fart, and then come back when it's all gone.

I still try to sneak one in every now and then...but the gf has the nose of a god damned blood hound. I've really had to watch my flatulence these last few years.

3/1/2012 12:39:38 PM

Lots of fart oppression ITT

3/1/2012 1:28:13 PM

The only fart I don't mind smelling is my own...I figured most people are the same.

3/1/2012 1:33:00 PM

My work wife is married. TO A MAN!

GROOOSSSSSSSSS

3/1/2012 7:39:35 PM

A really nasty fart or poop stench that follows a person out of the bathroom can put a complete halt on amorous endeavors.

3/1/2012 7:52:59 PM