http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_JUCfX1P1ik

10/12/2011 11:15:09 PM

i wanna punch somebody in the head without their head bouncing, so that their head is just sitting on the pavement as i punch them and i can feel the concrete through their head

its a freakin awesome feeling you should try it

i dont even know why i feel that way, i guess i need to take a fight

[Edited on October 12, 2011 at 11:28 PM. Reason : x]

10/12/2011 11:28:18 PM

or get a fantastic BJ

10/12/2011 11:30:40 PM

i live with a whore im not want for that

10/12/2011 11:31:11 PM

^, ^^^so tuff

[Edited on October 12, 2011 at 11:31 PM. Reason : VISIBLE EDIT]

10/12/2011 11:31:19 PM

[Edited on October 12, 2011 at 11:47 PM. Reason : ]

10/12/2011 11:40:39 PM

Percocet is my friend. My back is not.

10/12/2011 11:42:28 PM

^^Well now I wanna know whats going so bad

you can't tease me like that

10/12/2011 11:44:11 PM

damn i want some homemade pumpkin pie

10/12/2011 11:44:42 PM

[Edited on October 12, 2011 at 11:47 PM. Reason : ]

10/12/2011 11:47:19 PM

sawahash it will only get better it happens to all of is over time youll overcome this

10/12/2011 11:47:46 PM

u-verse is fuckin up tonight

10/13/2011 12:00:18 AM

Uh oh now that my husband is getting into kindle no one is ever going to sleep or talk in this house.

10/13/2011 12:06:02 AM

night time can be a very dark time.

10/13/2011 4:31:48 AM

My cheeks hurt from eating frosted flakes for lunch today.

10/13/2011 4:35:07 AM

need coffee

[Edited on October 13, 2011 at 6:46 AM. Reason : also...i'm hungry]

10/13/2011 6:32:40 AM

Im spoiling myself with brueggers today

10/13/2011 7:09:26 AM

asdfghjkl;lkjhgfdsa

10/13/2011 7:17:14 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2TjRlVQynlI

Get it ?

10/13/2011 8:00:12 AM

Morning

10/13/2011 8:18:03 AM

Lower back and hip pain that I've never had before. It's making me .

10/13/2011 8:48:53 AM

Im spoiling myself with brueggers today

10/13/2011 8:53:58 AM

i just "released pressure" of an abscess on one of my knuckles

10/13/2011 9:45:45 AM

fucking allergies are back with a vengance today

but last night was fantastic

10/13/2011 9:48:28 AM

i want brueggers now

10/13/2011 9:48:35 AM

i'm having a difficult time getting motivated to get any work done...

i'm working, don't get me wrong, but i'm taking WAY more breaks than necessary

10/13/2011 10:22:30 AM

I was gonna get brueggers for lunch, but then remembered another coworker is taking me out for my birthday

10/13/2011 10:38:35 AM

^ Sounds like my typical day haha

[Edited on October 13, 2011 at 10:41 AM. Reason : .]

10/13/2011 10:40:52 AM

10/13/2011 11:15:10 AM

the twice

10/13/2011 11:16:07 AM

yes rainbow lettering means a faggot made that gay shit up

10/13/2011 12:12:28 PM

10/13/2011 1:10:58 PM

I like rainbow colors. Does that make me a faggot, Ragged?

10/13/2011 1:38:10 PM

glenn
you never hang out anymore

10/13/2011 2:05:19 PM

Why do some people's out of office replies come out like 5 hours after the original email was sent?

10/13/2011 4:04:39 PM

mmmmmm CURRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


get in my belly!

10/13/2011 4:59:32 PM

I just had a coloring contest with a 5 year old here at work....I lost

10/13/2011 5:11:26 PM

Monsters, Inc.

10/13/2011 5:33:33 PM

nice stache

10/13/2011 5:36:31 PM

[Edited on October 13, 2011 at 5:49 PM. Reason : oops]

10/13/2011 5:48:47 PM

OH. MY. GOD.

wtf

10/13/2011 5:53:04 PM

Rebooted my twitter account. May actually use it now that it's got pretty cool iPhone integration..

[Edited on October 13, 2011 at 6:08 PM. Reason : now need followers]

10/13/2011 6:08:08 PM

Maya has been nonchalantly farting a lot lately. It is so funny because they can be the drawn out 2-3 second farts. She just goes along with life like nothing happened or just shrug it off with a "I just farted.' It makes me laugh every time because she does not give a shit about it.

10/13/2011 6:39:33 PM

They finally released a Lego Black Pearl!

[Edited on October 13, 2011 at 8:04 PM. Reason : k]

10/13/2011 8:04:34 PM

10/13/2011 9:12:28 PM

no bacon?

10/13/2011 9:14:57 PM

the internet is a much smaller place than it appears to be

10/13/2011 9:18:01 PM

his hands are out of the swaddle and he's not awake/waking himself up! this is the second time i've found him that way. could this be the beginning of no swaddling?? or at least the one arm swaddle? that would be SWELL. i'd love to just put him to bed in PJs

in other news...having a garage makes preparing for a yard sale SO much easier! everything is pretty much completely set up. just have to price some things, make signs, take some photos for the craigslist ad, get change tomorrow and we are SET!

[Edited on October 13, 2011 at 9:59 PM. Reason : yard sale]

10/13/2011 9:58:21 PM

Fuuuck... im hungry but it is almost bed time


And im being tempted with cake and icecream

10/13/2011 10:16:48 PM

A friend just informed me of an amazing job opportunity that I desperately would love to have

I also just panic'd because I just resigned my lease, and other things keeping me here in Raleigh for a bit....but I have been wanting a huge change for a while

Oh what to do.....well I'm gonna apply of course and deal with it when it comes, but still its scary as shit

10/13/2011 10:20:54 PM