o rly

8/2/2008 10:26:04 PM

i'm glad i'm home

8/2/2008 10:28:44 PM

well i'm glad you are glad

8/2/2008 10:29:11 PM

well i'm glad you are glad

8/2/2008 10:29:33 PM

I'm not glad I'm home

8/2/2008 10:33:02 PM

this keyboard is the tits

8/2/2008 10:33:04 PM

my girlfriend is awesome.

8/2/2008 10:33:32 PM

are you still a virgin

8/2/2008 10:34:36 PM

omg you have a girlfriend?

I really want a soda for some reason.

8/2/2008 10:38:47 PM

he posted about her in chatterbox like a week ago

8/2/2008 10:41:48 PM

I'm feeling pretty awesome now that a news director in Hazard, KY has offered me their weekend meteorologist position at WYMT-TV in May!

At least I'm at the top of the list.a

[Edited on August 2, 2008 at 10:54 PM. Reason : a]

8/2/2008 10:50:40 PM

sweet, I've confirmed that the hot water heater is dead


wish I had someone to bitch at to get it repaired


[Edited on August 2, 2008 at 11:20 PM. Reason : grr]

8/2/2008 11:10:58 PM

I want Sprite!

8/2/2008 11:17:57 PM

w00t, not only am I not dead, I'm getting better!

I suppose I should go shower so I don't seem all hobo-esque.

8/2/2008 11:18:47 PM

work @ 7am

DO NOT WANT

8/3/2008 12:15:41 AM

work on the car tomorrow... DO NOT WANT!

8/3/2008 12:16:34 AM

Love my bow. Going to bed.

8/3/2008 12:19:09 AM

fucking slut

she really needs a therapist
she has mental problems

funny is how great she thinks she is
compared to what ive had recently, lol, shes nothing

8/3/2008 1:02:45 AM

Apparently, my computer can only access The Wolf Web.

8/3/2008 1:47:09 AM

Heheh, what else does a man need?

8/3/2008 1:50:37 AM

is it normal to scratch my balls with my hair brush?

8/3/2008 2:05:46 AM

... hah. i have an idea.

8/3/2008 2:06:12 AM

Ugh. On my way to a trough again.

Anybody got a fifth they can spare?

8/3/2008 2:20:10 AM

my butt itches

8/3/2008 3:31:34 AM

drunk and contemplating returning that phone call

Oh, and I am the airhockey king

8/3/2008 4:24:34 AM

longest motherfucking day ever!

At least I made it

8/3/2008 4:29:24 AM

Quote :

"drunk and contemplating returning that phone call"

didn't you date jodi for a bit?

8/3/2008 4:45:38 AM

that was a really messed up dream


and i must have chewed on my tongue in my sleep or something because it's all messed up

8/3/2008 7:46:09 AM

my stomach is torn up. I haven't gone 5 minutes without rushing to the throne

8/3/2008 8:19:05 AM

"hershey squirts"

8/3/2008 8:27:05 AM

my nose is stopped up and my eyes are watering


i think i have become allergic to my cat....

or my bed

8/3/2008 8:31:59 AM

b/c it's Sunday (my favorite day of the week)
b/c it's a short week, as we leave for NYC Thursday a.m.
b/c our super fun day at the zoo yesterday

8/3/2008 8:50:27 AM

sleepy

8/3/2008 8:54:23 AM

did anyone else get that email?

8/3/2008 9:39:33 AM

must remember to check CV joints

8/3/2008 9:39:52 AM

i'm very hungry

but i can't get lunch anywhere yet

8/3/2008 9:56:20 AM

you could, in europe

[Edited on August 3, 2008 at 9:58 AM. Reason : its past 3pm in hungary]

8/3/2008 9:57:32 AM

well now...that's not really helping me in garner now is it?

8/3/2008 10:09:03 AM

I want to go back to sleep since i don't have to be at work until 12, but I want to get there before 11 so I can get in a shouting match with this idiot woman that works there for being bad @ her job

[Edited on August 3, 2008 at 10:09 AM. Reason : ]

8/3/2008 10:09:16 AM

8/3/2008 10:10:05 AM

now the issue is what to have for lunch....

do i eat something i have here which would be frozen pizza, laughing cow cheese with bagel crisps, leftover pad thai, leftover chicken parmigiana, or leftover some other hot as hell thai stuff....

or do i go and pick something up...and if so...what

8/3/2008 10:14:15 AM

Oh look a repeat of last Sunday.


I do not want to fucking be here!

8/3/2008 10:14:40 AM

I really wish I had some windows in my bedroom.

8/3/2008 10:27:07 AM

I really wish I wasn't hungover as hell

8/3/2008 10:28:17 AM

I really wish I were hungover as hell.

8/3/2008 10:29:24 AM

I will kill him if he ever decides again that sort of alarm is a decent way to get started.

Fuck me.

8/3/2008 10:30:16 AM

yelp

8/3/2008 10:36:06 AM

YAY!!! Justin fixed my laptop

8/3/2008 10:36:48 AM

set em up

8/3/2008 10:47:38 AM

2562

8/3/2008 10:48:53 AM