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10/20/2011 1:06:43 PM

Quote :

" ahahahahaha YES"

hahahaha...Samwise16!! TREAT YOURSELF!!! Great gif!

10/20/2011 1:09:28 PM

That "dump" someone left in the toilet shouldn't even count as poop. More like a fecal broth.

10/20/2011 1:21:50 PM

stupid check engine light.

10/20/2011 1:24:12 PM

So, we may reinstate the Idris Monarchy now, right?

10/20/2011 1:35:42 PM

This has been an awesome week!

10/20/2011 1:49:01 PM

Hell yeah

second job acquired

10/20/2011 1:55:37 PM

That was the first time in five years I would consider a customer who came into my office to be super hot. Unfortunately, my boss was also here so trying to ask her out was not an option . Perhaps when I call her back to let her know the stuff is done although that may be creepy, but when has that ever stopped me lol

10/20/2011 1:59:02 PM

I don't know what to call it but when people write their statuses in short hand it drives me insane.

Looks like this...

Quote :

"Man!! I have gotta stop drinking Hennessy LmaO Yeah!! But, If U Tke a Cpl Tylenol when u 1st wake up....itz not 2 bad the next Morning! Bout 2 Get Up My Motivation & Get Rite 2 Go Do SuMtHiNg!"

10/20/2011 2:20:18 PM

5 years later and this song still gets me going

10/20/2011 2:22:41 PM

past regrets and future tears

10/20/2011 2:29:15 PM

Xmas decorations already up at Crabtree. Geeeeeez.

10/20/2011 2:30:38 PM

I have a good feeling about this run

10/20/2011 2:52:32 PM

Im kind of glad I am getting hit on again. Validation that the haircut is in fact an improvement

10/20/2011 2:58:45 PM

Attn: new girl at work...

10/20/2011 3:17:50 PM

does anyone happen to remember that website that someone linked on here that contained all the fucked up or creepy/weird national news stories all in one place?

it mainly involved all the teacher/student scandal stories and other fucked up shit

10/20/2011 3:19:23 PM

10/20/2011 4:06:12 PM

hmph. So much for that

10/20/2011 4:09:32 PM

I think that it's so cute the way that my 3 year old reaches up and ruffles my hair.

10/20/2011 4:34:29 PM

Pinkerton never gets old

10/20/2011 6:04:55 PM

Come on Halloween, want to dress up.

10/20/2011 6:07:58 PM

that movie came in the mail 3 weeks ago and I still havent watched it

10/20/2011 6:08:38 PM

Its a good movie i love it and now i love that my outfit i complete made came together. Can't wait to rock it.

10/20/2011 6:09:29 PM

I wish I knew where my pizza shirt was so that I could wear it to the food truck event.

10/20/2011 6:11:25 PM

looking forward to / yet dreading this long commute home

just hope tonight is not 6 hours like last week

10/20/2011 6:11:48 PM

Blah... i wouldnt mind that im still at work if i were actually doing something. Something needs to happen!

10/20/2011 6:19:03 PM

I got some figs and heated them uo and then put goat cheese on top and dip in some agave nectar. Omg so good

10/20/2011 6:22:12 PM

^ tried that combo for the 1st time like a month ago. so amazing. where have i been.

10/20/2011 6:25:52 PM

I'm having a hard time finding fresh figs. The closest thing I can find is organic but they're packaged. They say no preservatives so I took the risk. I just hope I don't have a reaction.

10/20/2011 6:31:11 PM

Excited about the enchiladas I made tonight hubs just needs to hurry and get home.



Also excited about the cast-iron dutch oven, silicon bake ware and pie dishes we got today (registry gifts). Only problem is I have no idea who the pie dishes are from.....

[Edited on October 20, 2011 at 6:52 PM. Reason : ...]

10/20/2011 6:52:53 PM

okay i've been here 11 hours. i'm done for the night.

10/20/2011 6:55:38 PM

Im going on 12 and im hongry and tired... and i gotta do it all over again tomorrow :-/

10/20/2011 7:06:48 PM

sucks for sure.

10/20/2011 7:11:46 PM

I feel delirious

Haha sleep, who needs it I SAY

10/20/2011 7:30:29 PM

I sprayed tilex in the bathtub and now my head is spinning...

10/20/2011 7:31:36 PM

GOD DAMN DOG WTF!!!

10/20/2011 8:59:04 PM

time for some cookies and cream ice cream

10/20/2011 9:07:13 PM

grr. . .husband needs to come home from work so i can go off to nighty night ambien land.

10/20/2011 9:29:07 PM

NOFX tomorrow!

10/20/2011 9:30:39 PM

What'd Macho do, Carl?

10/20/2011 9:52:48 PM

he threw up on me, then on the couch, knocked over my spit jar and soda b/c he was thought i was mad at him, and then my laptop hit the floor when i was in the middle of trying to deal with the dog vomit dip spit diet coke fiasco

10/20/2011 10:01:35 PM

lol

10/20/2011 10:09:38 PM

Hoping for that shift bid, would mean a three day weekend once a month! woot!

10/20/2011 10:19:31 PM

And now for this very short 4 hour period I will be able to breathe easily. Yay benadryl.

10/21/2011 12:28:26 AM

So I was outside on the porch smoking and heard a lady angrily scream, a loud slamming noise, and then more screaming.

It quieted down, then I heard sobbing and more yelling.


Should I alert the 5-0, or continue to observe from the porch for now?

10/21/2011 12:51:16 AM

depends on what you're smoking

10/21/2011 12:52:02 AM

LOL.

Pall Malls.


Looks like one of the neighbors beat me to it.

10/21/2011 12:56:13 AM

Depends on what the lady is screaming.

She could just be reaming her boyfriend out, throwing shit, and then crying over it.

10/21/2011 12:56:16 AM

Yeah it was indecipherable psycho babble. It sounded more angry than frightened, though.


It's all quiet now. PD is there, and it's too far away for me to hear the conversation.

10/21/2011 12:59:46 AM

I am going to be in so much pain tomorrow... usually a sun burn doesnt hurt until the next day... this started hurting at 6pm

10/21/2011 1:00:47 AM