Someone cover my shift today, please! I don't feel like dealing with people today for such a long time.

8/4/2008 11:00:10 AM

bout time for some more alka seltzer plus cold

8/4/2008 11:01:24 AM

STOP TALKING ABOUT YOUR FOOD JOURNAL, DAMN.

She doesn't care what you ate and how many calories you consumed at dinner, and neither does the rest of the office. STFU.

8/4/2008 11:03:51 AM

shes probably one of those fit people that always have to tell you how they eat so well

8/4/2008 11:04:47 AM

Never found the damn bug

Just went back to bed for a while instead.


Where to get my oil changed today?

8/4/2008 11:04:58 AM

^^ It's actually a tall, overweight physical therapist. And apparently he had cottage cheese in a breakfast shake today

8/4/2008 11:09:01 AM

Quote :

"I really only did it so the zodiac gods wouldn't come kill me or something."

they get a little testy at times...

you were wise to clean your house

8/4/2008 11:09:52 AM

maggie said I was giddy

I am giddy

permagrin haha

8/4/2008 11:20:33 AM

I'm giddy too... i think!!!
hahhaha

8/4/2008 11:21:03 AM

god this is the biggest crock of shit i've ever seen.. i think they're trying to set my ass up to look like i f'ed something up

8/4/2008 12:06:51 PM

8/4/2008 12:18:55 PM

I need this job.

8/4/2008 12:20:14 PM

thinking about what aea just said cause "lady parts" sounds kinda hot in that voyeurism way

8/4/2008 12:21:08 PM

Sitting in micro thinking why after people are done spraying the tunnel they just throw their spray cans down

8/4/2008 12:37:22 PM

Dollar Tree has Halloween stuff out already. Slow down, please.

8/4/2008 12:46:24 PM

i wish this week would end so i can leave wyoming. whaaaat a shithole.

8/4/2008 12:48:02 PM

quit fucking up, gmail!

8/4/2008 12:55:15 PM

I'm kind of hungry

8/4/2008 1:05:26 PM

Not wanting to write this report and presentation...

8/4/2008 1:07:26 PM

you know what gmail


fuck you with a pinecone up the ass

8/4/2008 1:08:10 PM

i might have to start getting the kid's meal at subway

i regular sandwich and chips is just a little to much...


it makes my tummy hurt

8/4/2008 1:15:06 PM

this COM object

you can suck it

8/4/2008 1:21:50 PM

that's what she said?

8/4/2008 1:22:29 PM

nm i figured it out

poor documentation, ftl

8/4/2008 1:28:44 PM

getting sick of this place again... maybe i'm finally growing up?

8/4/2008 1:30:48 PM

i gave serious consideration to not logging in anymore a couple of days ago

[Edited on August 4, 2008 at 1:35 PM. Reason : obviously we see how that went...but i thought about it for quite a while]

8/4/2008 1:34:32 PM

I really wish they had told me when they founded a new site instead of telling me months later. At least fashion-minded housewives probably aren't too concerned about grammar.

8/4/2008 1:34:34 PM

fud

8/4/2008 1:37:09 PM

the thing is its the main way i converse with the few of you i do like....

8/4/2008 1:37:11 PM

you can hab my numba boo

8/4/2008 1:38:26 PM

Destin FT?

8/4/2008 1:48:20 PM

fucking blue tooth... dammit

8/4/2008 1:50:20 PM

^^niceville! who wouldnt want to go to a place named niceville!

8/4/2008 1:50:57 PM

"no acception"

8/4/2008 1:54:02 PM

lol i posted "calls" as "cause" yesterday and realized it but didnt feel like editing

8/4/2008 1:59:41 PM

That wasn't a post. It was on an article written by a professional writer.

8/4/2008 2:01:04 PM

cat on crack!

<3

8/4/2008 2:03:51 PM

^^i thought it was like something from an email you got

8/4/2008 2:04:42 PM

Nope. It has been up on a site that represents my company for a few weeks

8/4/2008 2:08:01 PM

i got an email once from our regional rep from the national office about a meeting on April 31...


sometimes i really wonder about people

[Edited on August 4, 2008 at 2:09 PM. Reason : it probably went out to a few hundred people across the southeast]

8/4/2008 2:09:09 PM

I like when people send press releases with the changes tracked. I got one last week with about a billion changes. It made me laugh.

8/4/2008 2:13:00 PM

well i like things that make you laugh

8/4/2008 2:13:27 PM

why do i fear confrontation with a person i'll never see?

8/4/2008 2:17:29 PM

well this could get weird if i have to temporarily relocate

8/4/2008 2:17:29 PM

where would you relocate?

8/4/2008 2:23:20 PM

fuck you why cant i nest functions in this shitty proprietary code language

[Edited on August 4, 2008 at 2:25 PM. Reason : ^OHIO :'( or near SCRANTON or luxembourg... GUESS WHICH ONE WOULDN'T SUCK]

8/4/2008 2:24:18 PM

they'd both suck...amirite?

8/4/2008 2:26:19 PM

damn i was just telling someone today that ohio blows

8/4/2008 2:26:48 PM

the correct answer is luxembourg wouldn't suck

[Edited on August 4, 2008 at 2:27 PM. Reason : it may be only like 3-9 months or something ]

8/4/2008 2:27:17 PM

scantron, ohio

proctorville, iowa

8/4/2008 2:28:21 PM