Mwahahahahahaha! And they're all mine!

10/23/2011 8:52:32 AM

Why the fuck am I always up so early after a night of drinking?!

10/23/2011 9:24:31 AM

I really should go for a run today to make up for that crappy "run" yesterday

10/23/2011 9:51:05 AM

^^ I feel the same way.

10/23/2011 10:03:02 AM

poop

10/23/2011 10:18:35 AM

Apparently my husband feels like poop.......

10/23/2011 10:21:58 AM

my head hurts and i'm all stopped up...

too much time spent outside yesterday i guess...


but it was worth it

10/23/2011 10:37:17 AM

Hey, I wonder if people will text me back about a sports bar for the games today.

10/23/2011 10:44:01 AM

I texted you back...

10/23/2011 11:17:55 AM

hungry...

i want pizza

10/23/2011 12:12:37 PM

I has pizza

my kidneys hate me right now...or is that my liver?

or maybe both??!?!?

10/23/2011 12:23:27 PM

hey this staying in thing isnt so bad.

10/23/2011 12:26:04 PM

your kidneys should be good by this point- unless you've been hitting the hair of the dog

10/23/2011 12:30:48 PM

well.....at least it wasn't in my account long enough for me to REALLY miss it

10/23/2011 12:59:46 PM

Hilary swank has man hands.

10/23/2011 1:00:41 PM

LOLOLOL I forgot how much I love A Night at the Roxbury


I was like Emilioooooooooooo

10/23/2011 1:05:55 PM

joie's boobs

wasnt expecting that in my feed haha.


also, getting shit organized, finally!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! long time coming

10/23/2011 3:31:51 PM

I now know how I would react if there was a serial killer standing in my shower with a knife ready to attack. I also know how I would react if that serial killer standing in my shower with a knife ready to attack was nothing more than a wetsuit hanging in the shower to dry.

10/23/2011 3:39:24 PM

that is a check i am beside myself to get in the mail


things are looking up a little at a time...


and one of my neighbors is rocking out...i wish i knew which one so i could join the party

10/23/2011 4:55:22 PM

So I loaded CS5 and my computer is now being slow as balls.... sigh

10/23/2011 6:02:47 PM

can a cracker get a bump?

http://www.thewolfweb.com//message_topic.aspx?topic=309730&page=36

10/23/2011 7:29:41 PM

did i miss this memo saying "this is the weekend to get engaged or married"?


my fb has been clogged up with that crap all day

10/23/2011 7:58:55 PM

I was at a wedding this weekend at Lake Norman, and I know there were at least two others out there

10/23/2011 8:06:07 PM

katiencbabe got married this weekend also!

10/23/2011 9:31:33 PM

The Wire
The Wire
The Wire
The Wire
The Wire
Project Runway

(a televisuary itenerary of my evening)

10/23/2011 10:37:48 PM

i remember when the itunes icon changed from blue eighth notes to green

people flipped

10/23/2011 10:39:58 PM

palindrome post wasted^

10/23/2011 10:42:01 PM

Teresa on RHofNJ is absolutely a pathological liar. Wow....she's crazy!!!

10/23/2011 10:49:31 PM

My soccer team is now 3-1...tonight I finally felt like a real soccer player again, finally got my feel for the ball again!

10/23/2011 10:58:58 PM

tired of feeeeling depressed

10/23/2011 11:07:01 PM

I've found that the more active I've been lately the less depressed I've been feeling...it might help if you join some adult league team and go out and have fun. It's even more fun than high school cause after the games instead of going to get ice cream you go to get beer.

Also when the game is going on...that game is the only thing in the world I'm thinking about. I have forgotten about all the other horrible things going on and I just focus on that game. It gives me about an hour and a half of carefree time.

[Edited on October 23, 2011 at 11:32 PM. Reason : ]

10/23/2011 11:30:49 PM

is it wrong that I laughed at the picture that wral picked for their headline story on http://www.wral.com

10/24/2011 12:05:15 AM

I need to get out of this staying up late pattern, work days SUCK

10/24/2011 1:42:20 AM

^ +1

10/24/2011 1:43:29 AM

MOTHER FUCKER


Is there a doctor in the house?

10/24/2011 2:34:28 AM

in my house? yes

in your house? no

10/24/2011 2:42:11 AM

Fuck it...i think I probably need to go to the er...i should call my mom to take me

10/24/2011 2:44:06 AM

that ain't no good

hope you get patched up okay

10/24/2011 3:03:59 AM

oh god i don't feel well

10/24/2011 6:33:05 AM

This bed is far too comfy to get out of

10/24/2011 7:21:39 AM

i need to start working on my budget for next month...

10/24/2011 8:06:58 AM

I wish this playdate wasn't on Mondays

Or was at a better time. He's gonna be ready for his nap by the time it starts

10/24/2011 9:02:58 AM

Morning

10/24/2011 9:17:39 AM

Didn't get shit for sleep last night....its gonna be a long day

10/24/2011 9:26:41 AM

fml...MAKE THIS END!!!!!!!!!

10/24/2011 9:31:36 AM

This weekend wore me out. I want to sleep for days.

10/24/2011 10:36:10 AM

Where the fuck did October go?

10/24/2011 11:05:28 AM

I'm still really surprised about what happened last night... which way is up?

10/24/2011 11:07:19 AM

10/24/2011 11:50:15 AM

ugh, today sucks. I quit.

10/24/2011 11:56:53 AM