BJ PENN IS A MOTHERFUCKIN WARRIOR

win or lose, thats my dude. Im sad hes retiring

gotta really give props to Nick Diaz, he absolutely picked penn apart. GSP couldnt even take three punches without tapping out.


this is beautiful defense by nick diaz, i love this shit

[Edited on October 30, 2011 at 6:00 AM. Reason : j]

10/30/2011 5:45:21 AM

o and congrats to samwise for beating me in a greeeat game of words with friends. Fucker.

10/30/2011 5:46:27 AM

Im in paradise and im still on tww ... what is wrong with me

10/30/2011 10:07:09 AM

^ put down the computer and walk away

10/30/2011 10:11:51 AM

lol I just found out we have wifi here, and that my phone can do wifi while still on airplane mode (I dont want people sending me texts this week, forgetting Im out of the country and costing me 50 cents every time)

it is pool time, and the phone (and maybe computer) will be joining me for fantasy football. I just cant get on the internet and not see what is going on here- I have a problem

10/30/2011 10:24:30 AM

You do have a problem.



oh wait....






Yay gorgeous weather, dune buggy tours and deep fishing

10/30/2011 10:26:07 AM

went to sleep at 6:30. awake at 10:30.

10/30/2011 11:10:25 AM

Not feeling festive this year, at all. Damn shame.

10/30/2011 11:11:22 AM

Think im gonna go put red lobster out of business with all you can eat shrimp later

10/30/2011 11:13:32 AM

My husband is going to be thrilled when he gets home from work tonight. I just put a whole chicken in the crock pot...gonna make chicken and pastry for dinner.

10/30/2011 11:15:02 AM

I miss shrimp. I can't eat shrimp anymore

10/30/2011 11:25:22 AM

^^

Recipe plz

10/30/2011 11:28:12 AM

Recipe?
Who needs a recipe?

I just cook the chicken, debone it, add pastry, cook pastry, and eat.

This is my first time doing the chicken in the crock pot. I'm going to cook it on low for like 7 hours. After you debone the chicken, everything has to go into a pot on the stove because pastry won't really cook in a crock pot. Now, dumplings will cook in the crock pot. I do that whenever I make stew beef, but not pastry.

10/30/2011 11:33:37 AM

10/30/2011 11:34:08 AM

making me hungry!

10/30/2011 12:21:01 PM

fuck you beanie wells

10/30/2011 1:25:21 PM

teaching myself how to shuffle...

videos coming soon

10/30/2011 2:53:16 PM

Tan lines in October....LOVE IT!!!! Plus the swim-up bar is genius. And some really nice couple has decided to give us the dinner on the beach (candle light, unlimited drinks, good food, alone on the beach) that they won. I swear this is the BEST vacation I have ever had and we've only been here 12 hours

10/30/2011 2:59:11 PM

wow, that was really nice of them, enjoy

10/30/2011 3:51:28 PM

So anyone interested in seeing Evita tonight?

My friend is sick and cancelled last minute on me. Either way I'm going, but I thought someone may want to see it as well

10/30/2011 4:47:13 PM

10/30/2011 4:50:29 PM

Decided to add peach cobbler to the menu tonight since I decided to invite my brother, his girlfriend, and her son to eat with us!

I *love* cooking for other people.

10/30/2011 4:53:13 PM

up since 3:30...

gotta bet up at 4:30...


i need to go to bed soon

10/30/2011 5:28:15 PM

aha, that last tower heist trailer actually made me wanna go see it

10/30/2011 5:35:43 PM

Quote :

"Plus the swim-up bar is genius"

it's all genius until some idiot pees in the pool

10/30/2011 5:41:28 PM

Some idiot always pees in the pool.

10/30/2011 5:53:58 PM

I pee in every pool I get in, gotta mark my territory

10/30/2011 5:58:50 PM

10/30/2011 6:13:08 PM

hopefully this will shut up all the stupid tim tebow fans

10/30/2011 6:47:04 PM

the secretary at my office think the chupacabra is real...

she saw a "documentary" on it...

10/30/2011 7:25:24 PM

I'm so tired of being in pain!

10/30/2011 7:33:49 PM

i didnt realize BJ Penn was retiring, he is a fucking monster! so sad

10/30/2011 7:35:34 PM

My cousin is engaged

10/30/2011 7:37:02 PM

Why do I think the new ford focus hatchback is cute?

10/30/2011 7:54:44 PM

amazing girlfriend is amazing

10/30/2011 7:55:15 PM

He is so damn cute in his costume!

10/30/2011 8:02:54 PM

^ what is he for halloween??

and holy black eye

10/30/2011 8:21:06 PM

almost to 16,000

10/30/2011 8:23:53 PM

He's a dinosaur

10/30/2011 8:38:43 PM

awwwww so cute

omg you stupid fucking kid stomping on your wall

[Edited on October 30, 2011 at 9:02 PM. Reason : ]

10/30/2011 8:39:15 PM

how is it you can know someone for YEARS and feel nothing. and then magically one day...... there's chemistry

wtf is going on right now I don't even -_-

10/30/2011 11:50:27 PM

10/30/2011 11:54:06 PM

I don't want to go to bed

But I don't want to be a zombie when i wake up at 4am to travel either

10/31/2011 12:00:06 AM

I'm a little OCD, and I can't concentrate on my movie until I put this nacho plate in the dish washer. But my dogs are cuddled up on me so cozily. I also want to smoke a shameful post-nacho cigarette, but I got these dogs...!

(I couldn't find the first-world-problems thread.)

10/31/2011 12:03:37 AM

I posted this on facebook earlier but:

Just won the "perfect" couples contest....had to burst balloons in questionable positions, pass a ping pong ball through bretts pants....twice, Brett had to walk blind folded with a water bottle between his legs to "pee" in a cup I had between my legs, and lastly we had to switch clothes. So Brett was basically naked. Pretty sure that's why we won

10/31/2011 12:05:09 AM

go enjoy your honeymoon

10/31/2011 12:32:29 AM

That video qntmken posted is fucking awesome!

10/31/2011 12:45:08 AM

agreed

10/31/2011 12:51:09 AM

damn

[Edited on October 31, 2011 at 1:10 AM. Reason : ]

10/31/2011 1:10:42 AM

it's fuckin early brah

10/31/2011 5:48:47 AM