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SEND ME YOUR CONFESSIONS!

3/9/2012 4:07:11 PM

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"So, I was at my local coffee shop, and the guy behind the counter was pretty gay. Not that there's anything wrong with that. But, he was acting flirtatious, and when he asked me for my preference for my Tea, I didn't realize he meant "hot" or "cold." So, I just blurted out, "Women!" like an insecure homophobe. I feel like an asshole. I should go give him a handy to make up for it. "

3/9/2012 4:41:33 PM

OMG funny as hell!!

3/9/2012 5:02:40 PM

hahaha

I know it's probably fake

but, haha

3/9/2012 5:03:32 PM

fake but funny

3/9/2012 5:03:38 PM

never had a confession, please be my first!!!

3/9/2012 6:30:03 PM

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"My first sexual experience was with my cousin. We didn't have sex or anything, we just kind of played with each others' naughty bits."

well, I think alot of people have had first look at the goods with family members, not much of a confession, but I will take it.

Quote :

"I'm such a fucking hypocrite sometimes. I've given up on trying to be the person I wanted to be."

... welcome to your home.

[Edited on March 9, 2012 at 7:51 PM. Reason : whooo, confessions are fun, MORE me hungry!]

3/9/2012 7:50:14 PM

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"well, I think alot of people have had first look at the goods with family members"

haha....what?

3/9/2012 8:09:57 PM

Open for confessions here

3/9/2012 8:10:00 PM

Quote :

"haha....what?"

My reaction as well. Wtf kind of home did she grow up in?

3/9/2012 8:20:38 PM

when you are under the age of 8, kids can get curious, and no I did not do anything with my cousin

3/9/2012 9:51:34 PM

send me confessions

klatypus, send me one about how your cousin fingerblasted you

3/9/2012 9:53:15 PM

No "wtf" occurred here. I live in a place called reality.

3/9/2012 9:53:32 PM

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"I'm seeing this girl for sex. We don't have much in common, she sometimes gets on my nerves and is way too much into drinking. She has a nice body and fucks like an angel. Our best moments are spent between the sheets and I sometimes feel guilty that I use her as a toy, but I guess it goes both ways. I can tell she has more feelings for me that i do for her, sometimes she'll go away for months and then just show up again like no time has passed. I think i should call it off but will probably ride it into the ground.. no pun intended"

first


good job

second, if you wish to be a decent guy, you need to tell her clearly what your intentions are.


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"oh, she knows exactly whats going on, we both agreed in the beginning that is was just sex and that relationships were not in the future. i told her pretty much that there was no chance of a relationship if we went in this direction. but i can tell she gets frustrated and doesnt know what to do with me in a regular situation. we hang out and do other stuff, but almost always end up having sex. we've had sex in a movie theater, on the beach, at her friend's house.. nothing is off limits. even driving down the interstate. i just dont think she wants to admit it to herself and keeps doing it because she thinks theres a chance"

then all that is left for me to do is


----------------------------------------------------UPDATE AGAIN!!! --------------

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"she doesnt like it gentle. she prefers to be spanked and tied up alot of role playing goes on we've been to adam and eve store a few times together for dress up first time we were together she wanted me to fist her "

minus the fisting, I am jelly

[Edited on March 9, 2012 at 10:37 PM. Reason : update]

3/9/2012 10:21:04 PM

^ sounds like a girl i used to know... she isn't in her late 30's/early 40's is she?

3/9/2012 10:59:34 PM

Any chick that wants a fist is not any chick I want to fuck with

3/9/2012 11:00:56 PM

hah forrealz

3/9/2012 11:01:42 PM

i am a random people

feel free to confess via pm

3/10/2012 12:20:38 AM

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"It's become a frequent past time of mine to come home, drink myself silly, and post on TWW. No, really, this has gotten out of hand. Certainly, I think it would be better to spend such time doing "normal" things, but this probably is just a reflection of dissatisfaction with my current work and personal situation. Does this make me an internet troll? Why yeeees. Oh dear lord, I hear the squeals of joy from children next door. Hissss! *Cower* trolls such as I are weak to magicery. Make it stop!"

3/10/2012 12:30:09 AM

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" i have a tdub crush on MinkaGrl01....she's pretty damn cute! "

Not the crush confession I was looking for but verry interesting...

I wonder how many people on tww have crushes. I also wonder what percentage of those people would be like "wtf...not what I had in mind" if they met and hung out irl.

3/10/2012 1:05:55 AM

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"i have a tdub crush on FeebleMinded. i know doesn't post that much and i think he is like married with a kid or something. but check out his photo gallery, dude is hot! "

eh...not my type
The baby is super cute though

3/10/2012 9:10:49 AM

i'm open for bidness

pm your confessions in full confidence

3/10/2012 9:16:11 AM

MinkaGirl is beautiful inside and out. Definitely crush-worthy.

3/10/2012 10:11:11 AM

confess to meeeeeee

3/10/2012 1:34:17 PM

Wait, you mean to tell me that there are people that DON'T have a crush on MinkaGrl?

3/10/2012 1:53:06 PM

MinkaGrl01 is TWW's Felicia Day

3/10/2012 1:57:35 PM

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"I have an addiction....to fruit snacks. Taylor Swift tweeted something about fruit snacks which reminded me how I love them and hadn't had any in years. I've eaten my 7th pack today Oh yeah, I love Taylor Swift too. "

3/12/2012 8:56:57 AM

confessions! Naow!

3/12/2012 10:35:22 AM

I wouldn't mind a confession

3/12/2012 10:37:52 AM

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"So all I've heard today is talk about pregnancy and it's freaking me out a little. I had sex with a friend last night with no protection, and during the act he was like "I can't afford a baby" . So now every conversation I've had today has somehow come back to getting pregnant (at least in my brain). I should probably get some Plan B huh? "

Nothing kills the mood more than the guy bringing up babies

3/13/2012 4:13:56 PM

what kind of idiot would do that?

3/13/2012 4:14:55 PM

[Edited on March 13, 2012 at 4:15 PM. Reason : s]

3/13/2012 4:15:37 PM

HAHAHA

that family looks so sweet too

3/13/2012 4:18:00 PM

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"When I have wine, I like to play with my titties. Sometimes at the dinner table if I'm not paying attention. My husband gets a kick out of it. I'm a lightweight. "

You should write about this in haiku form

3/13/2012 4:42:25 PM

An update on an earlier confession

Quote :

"Got my Plan B! $35 at Planned Parenthood and my FSA card was accepted...holler!!!"

gg!

3/13/2012 9:25:26 PM

Quote :

"i can't keep doing this for much longer. something has to give, and i'm scared to think about what that will be. "

3/14/2012 9:30:07 AM

^^
So where can we watch the videos of you having sex?

3/14/2012 9:39:32 AM

lol

3/14/2012 1:31:09 PM

Shit. Real

3/14/2012 1:32:48 PM

Quote :

" When I have wine, I like to play with my titties. Sometimes at the dinner table if I'm not paying attention. My husband gets a kick out of it. I'm a lightweight."

100% I know who this is and that you know I know who you are

3/14/2012 1:48:37 PM

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"^^ So where can we watch the videos of you having sex?"

hahahaha

3/14/2012 1:49:51 PM

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"So I've accidently turned kinda anorexic, not because I wanted to lose weight (I need to do it) but because I am having horrible hormonal issues that are causing me crazy anxiety and it won't let me eat without feeling like I'm going to puke. Also I have crazy baby fever and I wish that I could get knocked up right now."

3/15/2012 8:16:54 AM

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"My dad has this bumper sticker on his car and it makes me embarrassed to be related to him. Confession because the off chance someone recognizes the car I don't want them to know it's my dad."

3/15/2012 12:28:19 PM

lol wow

3/15/2012 12:29:05 PM

Confess to me please

3/15/2012 12:46:21 PM

That dick bag would ride a Bennelli

3/15/2012 2:26:20 PM

what do you call some one who re-nigs?

3/15/2012 2:36:29 PM

lafta?

3/15/2012 2:40:24 PM

I would not speak to my father until he removed that bumper sticker if that was his car.

3/15/2012 2:52:02 PM

^^ hahaha

3/15/2012 3:57:58 PM