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3/15/2012 3:59:37 PM

hm...Someone I know outside of this site posted that exact pic on facebook earlier...

3/15/2012 4:40:58 PM

Yeah, ive seen that pic a lot on facebook today. I doubt that confession.

3/15/2012 4:47:43 PM

Well I found the website where you can buy those, so maybe the confessor's dad does have that bumper sticker?

stumpysstickers.com....some crazy shit on there y'all

3/15/2012 4:52:34 PM

ohhhhhhhhhh i got a confession...

Quote :

"I've been slightly obsessed with the recent wave of dead musicians since this year's start. So, upon the death of drummer Michael Hossack, I've been listening to lots of Doobie Brothers, following lots of MC5 and Monkees. I pretty well skipped Whitney Houston, though "

hahaha....poor Whitney!!

3/15/2012 5:00:14 PM

the best bumper sticker i have seen so far is : CHANGE?

3/15/2012 5:01:52 PM

oh dear god... no they didn't

I hate people

3/15/2012 5:03:11 PM

^^^that's not a confession

that's more of a what are you thinking about now type statement

[Edited on March 15, 2012 at 5:03 PM. Reason : e]

3/15/2012 5:03:32 PM

^^ wow ...

3/15/2012 5:23:40 PM

WOOT I got a confession!!!

I'm a lil jelly too

Quote :

"I started my day off with some benzos, then i went for some uppers, and now i'm waiting for the ambien dreams to kick in. What a sad little pill popping polly i am."

3/15/2012 11:11:29 PM

The don't renig thing doesn't even make sense.

3/16/2012 9:23:23 AM

think about it for a second, it does

3/16/2012 9:32:43 AM

renege: to go back on a promise or commitment

don't renege: to not go back on a commit or commitment

The play on words they're reaching for doesn't work.

2008: You voted for Obama.

2012: You could vote for Obama, or you could renege.

3/16/2012 9:37:13 AM

re: prefix meaning again

nig: short for nigger

what they are saying is don't vote for a nig again....


not that hard and not that funny

3/16/2012 9:43:09 AM

No, I get that, but it's intent is a pun that use renege as a basis, but it doesn't make sense because it means the opposite of what they want it to.

3/16/2012 9:44:08 AM

^seriously

3/16/2012 9:44:21 AM

3/16/2012 9:44:24 AM

so the bumper sticker should read "renege, don't renig"

3/16/2012 11:52:46 AM

YOU PEOPLE are putting way too much thought into this

3/16/2012 12:07:15 PM

im pretty sure the folks that made that bumper sticker couldn't give less of a shit what renege means....

3/16/2012 12:20:11 PM

I mean if you're going to be racist/superior, get that shit right

3/16/2012 1:00:00 PM

The difficult question:

Are you bothered more by the fact that they're hateful racists, or by their abhorrent English usage?

3/16/2012 1:36:08 PM

Someone pleeeeeease confess to me

3/16/2012 8:53:25 PM

Don't confess to a boy, confess to me instead!

Quote :

"I was the 'other person' in an affair, it didn't last long. It was more emotional than anything else, it was stupid, I regret it and I feel like such an asshole/hypocrite for doing it. "

Just remember that it takes two (or three) to tango and that you shouldn't feel the weight of blame on your shoulders. If the person in a committed relationship didn't want an outside outlet, they wouldn't have become involved.

[Edited on March 16, 2012 at 9:03 PM. Reason : confessioN!]

3/16/2012 8:59:43 PM

Quote :

"I'm reading a pretty hot and heavy book all about a menage. "

3/16/2012 10:25:17 PM

Quote :

"I would be perfectly content to just sit on the sidelines watching Joie do her thing. "

3/16/2012 10:33:35 PM

Quote :

"I would pay money to wax Joie's arms. "

3/16/2012 10:46:54 PM

are you making these up dude

3/16/2012 10:47:49 PM

Quote :

"I want to go down on a girl while freshmonkey watches. "

3/16/2012 11:41:08 PM

send them to meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

3/17/2012 1:44:52 AM

Quote :

"uhmmmmphh. met the most beautiful creature on St. Pattys day. had a great time and great chemistry. want to text so bad but trying to play it cool. besides, they don't live in the same town, about 1.5 hrs away so what is the friggin POINT anyway. this SUCKS. its been so long, so very very long since i had chemistry like that with anyone. why now? why like this? not fair. need tww anonymous consolation. "

3/20/2012 7:53:40 AM

You want consolation?

Fucking man up, quit whining, and call her tonight. Ask for a date. Chat her up...whatever...as long as you DO something.

If you really want something badly enough you have to fight for it. Don't let little things stand in your way like having to drive to see a girl, etc. Be a man, take action, and be fucking this beautiful creature in her pie-hole in a few weeks.

3/20/2012 9:01:23 AM

I'd say you can play it cool and still message him/her, "Hey, I enjoyed myself on Saturday. You want to grab lunch some time?"

3/20/2012 9:25:03 AM

1.5 hours away ain't bad. You can drive that on a random weeknight if you really want to see the other person.

3/20/2012 9:28:55 AM

f dat sheeit, 1.5 hrs for a stranger no way

anywho, confess your dirtiest to me

3/20/2012 9:42:13 AM

Quote :

"elaboration on confession: what if said pie-hole has already been stuck? like i said, we had a really good time and chemistry."

3/20/2012 8:22:07 PM

she's a skank dude, don't go there











where are my confessions?

3/20/2012 9:42:06 PM

Quote :

"I had a dream that Misha was a cabinet repair girl, and came over to fix my cabinets. Frankly she was too short for the job, but we just ended up in bed anyways. She never did fix my cabinets though."

3/22/2012 9:39:32 AM

that made me lol. and by lol I mean smile and kind of make a little huffy noise.

3/22/2012 9:43:19 AM

Quote :

"I haven't washed my coffee mug at work in 6 years. It doesn't bother me. It's hot, and refilled multiple times per day. That cleans it out right? I generally don't even rinse after use. I'm a really clean person otherwise. "

3/22/2012 7:19:20 PM

Anybody wanna confess to me?

3/22/2012 9:38:46 PM

Quote :

"I do not like Beethoven, or Beethoven86, or whatever name she used before that. I think she's an arrogant self-righteous bitch with a queen-bee complex. It must be very hard for her to look down her nose at us all when it is pointed so very, very high. That felt really good to finally let out. "

Apparently tonight is "don't ask and ye shall receive" night

3/22/2012 10:44:41 PM

That actually makes me really sad. That's not my persona at all, and I would really hate it if I came across that way. I'll just have to assume that person was taking their opinion of me from the legal threads, and not my posts as a whole.

3/22/2012 10:54:29 PM

wow - not the person i thought a confession like that would be directed toward

3/22/2012 10:58:00 PM

Agreed... And having met Beethoven (before I knew she was on here), I can assure you there is no queen bee complex going on.

3/22/2012 11:39:29 PM

do one

3/22/2012 11:59:27 PM

or two

3/23/2012 12:03:47 AM

Beethoven!


Confess to me now, brothers and sisters; lay down your burdens.

3/23/2012 8:04:02 AM

Beethoven is one of the few tww-ers that i do like











and i never got my dirty nasty confessions you sparkly clean bastards.

3/23/2012 8:08:56 AM

Quote :

"That actually makes me really sad. That's not my persona at all, and I would really hate it if I came across that way. I'll just have to assume that person was taking their opinion of me from the legal threads, and not my posts as a whole."

well people will always interpret posts their own way, and usually not the way the writer intended, I wouldn't worry too much I think you are very nice.

3/23/2012 8:40:34 AM