OK, now it's getting juicy.

8/26/2010 7:39:55 PM

GETTING GOOD!!!!!!!!!!!

8/26/2010 7:40:02 PM

Did ABC just splice in a cut of the UNC defense picking off one of our passes?


FUCK YOU

8/26/2010 7:40:14 PM

news to butch: unc football and unc academics having to do with each other

8/26/2010 7:40:29 PM

what the hell is Bitch talking about?

8/26/2010 7:40:37 PM

nice resignation speech, CBMFD

8/26/2010 7:40:45 PM

laaaaaaame

8/26/2010 7:40:48 PM

We will take some questions by which we mean we will not answer anything

[Edited on August 26, 2010 at 7:41 PM. Reason : Talkie]

8/26/2010 7:40:56 PM

answer #1: "i don't know"

*drink*

n=1
10 answer #n+1=n: "i don't know"

*drink*

GOTO 10

[Edited on August 26, 2010 at 7:43 PM. Reason : edit]

8/26/2010 7:41:24 PM

If a press conference is called and nothing is said...did it really happen?

8/26/2010 7:41:33 PM

"Will you have found this had the NCAA not been here?"


"Fuck no, we would never have looked"

[Edited on August 26, 2010 at 7:42 PM. Reason : GG at reporter trying to get chancellor to admit lack of control]

8/26/2010 7:41:39 PM

what is the point of this press conference? That haven't said anything that we didn't already know

8/26/2010 7:42:17 PM

"When do you think this turns into a lack of institutional control?"

"Hey hey, we don't have all the facts yet..."

8/26/2010 7:42:48 PM

if we wanted to hear how great unc is we would go to the IC boards. give me some good info or im going to ride my bike BUTCH

8/26/2010 7:42:51 PM

Quote :

"BOYCOTT DA SCHOOOOO"

Man this is some straight up fucking spin being applied right here. No way in motherfuck did Butch Davis not know that nanny was handing out papers for marbles.

8/26/2010 7:43:10 PM

I don't want to sound defensive, but


FUCK YOU, LEAVE US ALONE

8/26/2010 7:43:38 PM

I am making some popcorn as we speak

8/26/2010 7:43:52 PM

....


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8/26/2010 7:44:06 PM

Well this is officially the lamest press conference ever. Butch admitting the nanny link was the only good bit.

8/26/2010 7:44:14 PM

lol blame it on the tutor like butch had nothing to do with it LOL

8/26/2010 7:44:20 PM

how many UNC fans will be giving Butch credit for "self reporting" that everyone who moves needs a new nanny to write papers for your team

8/26/2010 7:44:31 PM

Like the UNC AD, I too would feel good about my academic support program that included tutors helping players to cheat

8/26/2010 7:45:14 PM

LOL at Baddour. "Uh I'm not answering that..."

8/26/2010 7:45:37 PM

Quote :

"not authorized to get into"

8/26/2010 7:45:47 PM

I'm calling a press conference and Q&A on an investigation.


"I cannot answer any questions that may or may not relate to the investigation."



Baddour: BYE

8/26/2010 7:47:05 PM

hahah

8/26/2010 7:47:43 PM

Did Butch just say they hired that tutor for his son?

8/26/2010 7:47:57 PM

read "we want to win this soo badly that we may just let it slide, we haven't decided"

8/26/2010 7:48:11 PM

one thing that makes this so juicy is that the nanny/tutor was used in butchs home

8/26/2010 7:48:23 PM

this press conference makes me think some serious shit is going to come to light

8/26/2010 7:48:26 PM

"Not authorized" ?????



the NCAA has already said they're not the ones gagging you.




This shit is gonna be bad for them, I suggest you guys keep your popcorn pantries stocked. My dream outcome would be if it came out that Butch knew about this, and the program got sanctioned for years.... and in the process of investigation they found out that there were basketball players involved.

8/26/2010 7:48:41 PM

Quote :

"ONGOING"

Quote :

"INVESTIGATION"

8/26/2010 7:48:49 PM

This ranks right up there with the Mike Piazza "I'm not gay!" press conference.

8/26/2010 7:48:54 PM

Uhh, I can't say.

8/26/2010 7:49:03 PM

NO WAY DID BUTCH NOT KNOW THAT NANNY/TUTOR WAS WRITING PAPERS FOR HIS PLAYERS

8/26/2010 7:49:51 PM

Hey, hey, Take a drink of you water if it's more than 10 players...

8/26/2010 7:49:54 PM

possibly disappointed

8/26/2010 7:50:08 PM

"possibly disappointed"



but not really, cause we knew it was going on.

8/26/2010 7:50:24 PM

"butch, what did she tutor your son in? didnt happen to be english did it?"

8/26/2010 7:50:27 PM

Butch Davis, the tutor helped your son, would you say he is a cheater too?

8/26/2010 7:50:35 PM

possibly disappointed in the tutor....hahahahahah

8/26/2010 7:50:44 PM

"The NCAA has shown a lot of trust in the school,"


by assigning former UNC football players to the investigation?

8/26/2010 7:50:45 PM

All the tutor stuff happened "outside" the classroom? You've gotta be shitting me.

8/26/2010 7:50:49 PM

haha watch'em squirm

8/26/2010 7:50:56 PM

AH! HE said they were in the middle!

8/26/2010 7:51:01 PM

god damn i'm loving this.

8/26/2010 7:51:20 PM

Quote :

"I suggest you guys keep your popcorn pantries stocked"

hahah I lol'ed at this

8/26/2010 7:52:43 PM

Do their chancellor and AD look like huge douches?

8/26/2010 7:52:55 PM

the chancellor is bragging about a transparent PR move of "conducting their own investigation"

8/26/2010 7:52:57 PM

ohhh "plagiarism"

i was about to post and ask if he said "pleasurism"

8/26/2010 7:53:28 PM