if you can't get a girl off in some fashion you're doing it wrong. you have like 4 options. be good at atleast 1 of them ... please

3/29/2012 7:54:54 PM

Confess to me

3/29/2012 8:09:10 PM

Quote :

"I would never confess to freshmonkey...confessing to an obvious alt just seems sketchy. "

:/

3/29/2012 9:14:21 PM

I am BigFletch. I have never denied that, in fact I purposely got BigFletch suspended. Confess to me.

3/30/2012 6:10:12 PM

I have a confession that I am not ashamed to publicly admit. I have a giant TWW e-crush on MinkaGrl01. After looking back a few pages it looks like I'm not the only one.

3/31/2012 6:49:41 PM

^there is a thread for that

3/31/2012 9:01:43 PM

I think there is even a Minka appreciation thread.

3/31/2012 10:07:12 PM

Ah. I did not know this. Regardless, appreciation doesn't necessarily imply e-crush.

4/1/2012 1:06:48 AM

Quote :

"Misha was back in my dreams again. She still didn't fix my cabinets. But this time she was a plumber. It was enjoyable watching her crawl on all fours to get under the sink. Girl has a nice donk. This girl knows how to clean my pipes though. However this time didn't end up in bed. She instead gave me an invoice of $texas"

4/1/2012 11:54:44 AM

Quote :

"I tried to use a rubber band as a cock ring and it ended badly"

4/3/2012 12:02:56 AM

send me dem confessions

4/3/2012 8:09:41 AM

We need confessions to start the weekend!

4/5/2012 10:57:33 AM

^^^

4/5/2012 10:58:25 AM

Open for confessions.

4/5/2012 10:59:22 AM

same

4/5/2012 11:00:59 AM

well since everyone else is asking...

4/5/2012 11:03:56 AM

Quote :

"I <3 bottombaby"

D'aw.

4/5/2012 11:05:43 AM

I love her, too. And I am not ashamed to admit it!

4/5/2012 11:06:24 AM

A little tmi but a confession is a confession

Quote :

"I coughed and spewed semen all over a my partner's stomach last night. "

Quote :

"The Small Condoms thread is really turning me on ...it's too early on a thursday to be horny"

4/5/2012 11:07:59 AM

I see how it is.

pttitty gets one, but I don't

4/5/2012 11:19:09 AM

2 for me, none for you.

4/5/2012 11:22:44 AM

Quote :

"I just checked the Small Condom thread to see if it was worthy of horniness. It is not. "

HAHAHA!

4/5/2012 11:28:30 AM

lol. In response to ^

Quote :

"it doesn't take much "

on a roll today

Quote :

"Ladies, would you still request your man (in a monogamous relationship) wear a condom if he had gotten a vasectomy?"

4/5/2012 11:31:29 AM

Quote :

"I am starting to feel the meaning of 7-year-itch. Not that I would actually ACT on it, but I'm definitely starting to feel it. My 7th anniversary is coming up in a couple of months."

My 6th anniversary is in June. I know the feeling because you get into a rut, but my marriage keeps getting better with age.

--
^It would depend on how long we've been in a monogamous relationship and whether or not we've both been tested. When I was single, I waited 7 months b/c of the HIV test.

[Edited on April 5, 2012 at 11:55 AM. Reason : answer]

4/5/2012 11:53:29 AM

^^ I don't want to catch the AIDS.

4/5/2012 3:02:20 PM

Quote :

"I have been awake for 42 hours, I think I fell asleep for 3 or 4 minutes. "

4/9/2012 3:13:11 PM

Quote :

"I would pay to see bottombaby's vagina"

4/10/2012 8:09:57 AM

^^ Unless this is meth induced insomnia I'm not sure why that's a confession.

4/10/2012 8:37:14 AM

Dang. I didn't know I needed to charge a fee.

4/10/2012 3:52:08 PM

aw, i miss this thread

4/10/2012 11:00:17 PM

Quote :

"I haven't jerked off in three weeks, and I am going out with a girl on Friday night who swallows."

BOOM HEADSHOT!

4/11/2012 6:24:37 PM

I've only ever gotten two confessions. I wouldn't mind another!

4/11/2012 6:27:57 PM

i'm bored waiting on eggs.

send me some confessions to pass the time.



and always, the more boobs in your confession, the better

4/11/2012 7:46:07 PM

Quote :

"I watch Glee...and I enjoy the shit out of it. "

From a guy.

I don't watch Glee regularly, but I've caught a few episodes and enjoyed them.

[Edited on April 11, 2012 at 10:31 PM. Reason : ]

4/11/2012 10:31:02 PM

Another confession!

Quote :

"every time I say I'm headed to go clean my room, I'm actually masturbating."

4/12/2012 2:20:52 PM

haha I do that I play my radio to drown out the sound of "cobra"

4/12/2012 2:23:10 PM

Ahah, took me a bit to figure out what cobra was and why it made noise.

4/12/2012 2:25:51 PM

haha @ "cobra"

4/13/2012 1:59:49 PM

Quote :

"It's nice to see elise happy and smiling. She's a pretty rad chicka and deserves it. "

I agree!

4/14/2012 7:29:06 AM

oh snap! thx! ♥

4/15/2012 8:48:12 PM

Quote :

"I have a huge pimple on my butt that won't go away. I wish I had a girlfriend so she could pop it for me."

4/16/2012 1:35:30 PM

4/16/2012 2:16:54 PM

Paging m2c

4/16/2012 2:21:02 PM

I ♥ unsolicited confessions

Quote :

"i just found out, because i dont watch the show, that a girl i went on a few dates with was actually on that show "the biggest loser." now she looks amazing! i feel like shallow hal "

[Edited on April 17, 2012 at 1:15 PM. Reason : e]

4/17/2012 1:15:13 PM

omg what's her name? was she on this season?? we're down to the final 5 tonight

4/17/2012 1:17:45 PM

ehttp://www..... granted the girl probably looks good now, but the loose skin would freak me out.

4/17/2012 2:00:52 PM

lol not everyone has crazy loose skin when they loose weight

but I guess we are talking Biggest Loser so they were probably really big to begin with

4/17/2012 2:02:51 PM

Why not send in a confession?

4/17/2012 9:25:30 PM

could someone please send me a dirty/raunchy/evil confession? none of this feel-good shit.

4/17/2012 9:26:30 PM

I too, would like a confession

4/17/2012 9:26:40 PM