^your butthole or just like patted down??

8/17/2008 7:08:59 PM

lol, not butthole

just pulled aside from everyone else, patted down and bags gone through

8/17/2008 7:10:03 PM

idk i bet it has something to do with that whole bs crap you had to go to a while back

8/17/2008 7:13:33 PM

THEY'LL NEVER CATCH ME OK!!1!

8/17/2008 7:19:11 PM

i made jiffy corn muffins

8/17/2008 7:20:21 PM

look for the stars on your boarding pass. for some reason you must be on a list, cuase someone has you name too. I bet you will see the little red stars, dots or whatever on the top.

8/17/2008 7:23:01 PM

my boss was saying something about that, i'll try to look next time.. should be a week or two before i fly again tho

8/17/2008 7:24:50 PM

damn, cant believe she added him as a friend lol

8/17/2008 7:25:59 PM

Steak n Shake.

Damn Lionheart.

8/17/2008 7:30:31 PM

cant believe that bitch is 21 and i thought she was 17

8/17/2008 7:47:26 PM

time to cook some dinner, nea

8/17/2008 7:51:07 PM

Fuck yeah 7:51pm!

8/17/2008 7:51:45 PM

BAI TEEDUB

8/17/2008 7:56:17 PM

BAI Kiwi, thanks for listening!

8/17/2008 7:57:19 PM

truck is washed. I consider today a great success.

8/17/2008 8:04:26 PM

I can't tell if my frogs are fighting each other or fucking each other....

8/17/2008 8:04:55 PM

i know the feeling

8/17/2008 8:06:20 PM

never thought i'd be so happy to be home from the beach

8/17/2008 8:17:43 PM

i think i'm too nice and try to help others too much

8/17/2008 8:27:04 PM

still can't get over how shitty solas was.

8/17/2008 8:29:36 PM

the full moon last night was pretty sweet. lit up my whole back yard

8/17/2008 8:30:24 PM

^i actually thought the same thing last night

8/17/2008 8:34:14 PM

whether guo jingjing has posed nude

8/17/2008 9:02:42 PM

Options:

A. Shower then beer.

B. Beer then shower.

C. Beer in shower.

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8/17/2008 9:06:11 PM

cddweller was being really weird tonight.

8/17/2008 9:06:36 PM

thinking about loling some more lol

8/17/2008 9:07:53 PM

^^ probably planning that 3-some with Kiwi

8/17/2008 9:08:48 PM

i finally got my freaking back rub!


WOOT!

8/17/2008 9:11:09 PM

I'm thinking about making a "bitch about food stamp receivers" thread

Post every retarded thing I see people with food stamps buy

Today some lady bought 4 8 ounce cans of organic juice for 2.29 a piece

I rescued my dinner from the trash can


Fuck you lady

8/17/2008 9:11:10 PM

buttsecks

8/17/2008 9:12:44 PM

you're on the " looks like a douchebag list and therefore is suspect to search for high levels of doucheness "

8/17/2008 9:12:44 PM

so sleepy

8/17/2008 9:21:34 PM

Quote :

"I rescued my dinner from the trash can"

your boyfriend should seriously buy you more food

8/17/2008 9:22:27 PM

migraines ftl AGAIN.

8/17/2008 9:23:28 PM

Is it safe to go to walmart yet?

8/17/2008 9:58:59 PM

why had i never watched arrested development before?

8/17/2008 10:15:12 PM

sleeping in my own bed again FTW

8/17/2008 10:25:26 PM

sorry my bed sucks

8/17/2008 10:25:53 PM

it's okay, i forgive you

8/17/2008 10:27:06 PM

Ah the joys of being a teacher....

8/17/2008 10:31:52 PM

probably a bad sign that it hurts when I inhale.

8/17/2008 10:41:04 PM

lol i hope my professor appreciates my honesty........

8/17/2008 10:55:38 PM

Fuck I love him

8/17/2008 11:00:05 PM

her ass looks great

8/17/2008 11:00:57 PM

8/17/2008 11:04:29 PM

drunknloaded?

8/17/2008 11:06:12 PM

8/17/2008 11:06:55 PM

haha. username script.

8/17/2008 11:09:39 PM

dnl

[no homo]

8/17/2008 11:14:08 PM

thisis true no homo

MMDCXXIX

[Edited on August 17, 2008 at 11:15 PM. Reason : .]

8/17/2008 11:14:53 PM