I could use a confession or 263

[Edited on April 17, 2012 at 9:27 PM. Reason : ]

4/17/2012 9:27:01 PM

I'm trustworthy. I'll take a confession.

4/17/2012 9:27:40 PM

repeat confession request:

could someone please send me a dirty/raunchy/evil confession? none of this feel-good shit.

4/17/2012 9:36:12 PM

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"I have three aliases. It takes quite a bit of self control not to use them to post in the lurker thread."

4/17/2012 9:39:02 PM

SCORE:

Quote :

"I love being the third wheel during a threesome. I enjoy sucking a guy's cock so that he can fuck his girl. I like to lay my head on her stomach and just watch him work his dick in and out and rub her clit and slide my fingers all around her slippery pussy and his cock. I have a great view of his face when he comes and I can usually feel the girl orgasm. It's such a turn on to know that I had something to do with that. "

and...

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"i rubbed one out at work today. i'm a woman. i've never done that before "

i love you all

4/17/2012 9:40:22 PM

^I've tried to rub one out in my car on a lunch break but can't get into the right position.

Quote :

"I once rear ended a car while sitting in a fast food drive through. I was counting my $$ and didn't realize my car, brand new at the time, was slowly inching forward. Being the asshole that I am, I did not believe that my foot was capable of such idiocy so I called the cops on the guy in front of me after he drove away all pissed off and yelling at me. Cop came, watched the surveillance tape and realized it was me. Told me he could have arrested me for making an unjust call to the police. One of the most embarrassing moments of my life, but didn't get arrested. "

4/17/2012 9:43:09 PM

Was that first one from a guy or a girl?

4/17/2012 9:43:55 PM

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"I have three aliases. It takes quite a bit of self control not to use them to post in the lurker thread"

I am BubbleBobble's medula oblongata.

4/17/2012 9:44:07 PM

Quote :

"I had a completely random dream the other night. I was at an Adele concert in the front row, and I guess I posted on TWW about it and I got a PM from thegoodoctor asking me to call her so she could listen to the concert. I had her on the phone for a few songs before I decided that I wanted to use my phone to take a video instead so I hung up on her. This dream was particularly random because I don't really care all that much for Adele (I guess I would go see her if I had front row tickets though) and I have never even so much as spoken to or thought of thegoodoctor in any way. I suppose it could have been any [insert random female twwer here] but the fact that I specifically remember it was her is a little I would have sent her a PM telling her about the dream but I don't want her to think I am hitting on her, so instead I'll send it to you to anonymously post for me. "

[Edited on April 17, 2012 at 9:57 PM. Reason : s]

4/17/2012 9:45:15 PM

^^^^rotflmao I love that person called the cops on his/herself.

[Edited on April 17, 2012 at 9:45 PM. Reason : .]

4/17/2012 9:45:22 PM

so much goodness

Quote :

"I saw where ShawnaC123 said she hadn't (recently?) orgasmed with a guy and that makes me sad. I'm pretty sure I could make her orgasm. That's not bravado or bragging, I just really take pride in giving women pleasure. Although, I do remember her saying that she doesn't enjoy receiving oral, so that's like 98% of my playbook gone right there. Maybe I wouldn't be successful, but she's cute and funny, so I'd sure like to give it a shot. "

4/17/2012 9:57:53 PM

Honestly my main barrier to my orgasming with a guy is that I don't want to.

4/17/2012 9:59:05 PM

RT:

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"^I've tried to rub one out in my car on a lunch break but can't get into the right position."

confession:

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"i did this in the bathroom with my pocket rocket vibrator, i was in and out (haha) in less than 5mins. "

4/17/2012 9:59:14 PM

^^

Um, what?

4/17/2012 10:01:43 PM

Uhm. Wait. Why wouldn't you wan to? I mean unless you're gay. Which is fine, but a whole different ball game.

4/17/2012 10:02:13 PM

moar confess

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"I'm going to rub one out to that earlier confession about the third wheel in a threesome. I'm going to nut in my hand and I'll probably eat it. "

bahahahaha. way to give yourself away confessor. only one person on here who is that disgusting.

4/17/2012 10:03:38 PM

I'm not gay. I honestly just like don't want to not be in completely control of a situation. I don't want to feel vulnerable.

4/17/2012 10:04:35 PM

You'll get over it.


Maybe.


Or not.

4/17/2012 10:05:45 PM

That was profound.

4/17/2012 10:07:04 PM

SHAWNEESIE

just wait until you accidentally with a guy

you will lose that sentiment really fast

4/17/2012 10:07:18 PM

shawna just needs to be with someone she trusts
someone who loves her...like me

4/17/2012 10:07:59 PM

Tie him down. Sit on his face and his cock and use him like a dirty dirty cum rag. Trust me, you won't feel vulnerable.

4/17/2012 10:09:45 PM

Quote :

"DIRTY DIRTY CUM RAG"

4/17/2012 10:10:25 PM

Anyway, enough about me.

4/17/2012 10:10:38 PM

using someone as a cum rag does not appeal to me. at all.

4/17/2012 10:13:33 PM

^ditto that

4/17/2012 10:14:27 PM

what about a dirty dirty cum rag?

4/17/2012 10:15:24 PM

i just thought it was awesome

4/17/2012 10:15:47 PM

Is this what women talk about when they're alone?

4/17/2012 10:16:14 PM

Sorry, I kinda got into my description for a second there. There is nothing wrong with using someone as an object of pleasure. Men do it all the time. Women should too. Some people even like being used and objectified. So it can be a win-win.

4/17/2012 10:16:38 PM

I think I found my kink

4/17/2012 10:18:32 PM

I mean I think its bad when guys do it too

4/17/2012 10:22:05 PM

I'll take a confession

4/17/2012 10:27:41 PM

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"bunch of PRUDES up in here tonight. oh its wrong that someone uses someone else as a sexual outlet, as an object of pleasure. sex is between two people who love each other, it's an expression of emotion and nothing more!!!!!111 bull fucking shit "

called out. :-P

I think that folks need both kinds of sex. It makes the world go round.

4/17/2012 10:46:24 PM

^I don't remember saying anywhere that sex was only a form of emotional expression.

4/17/2012 10:49:31 PM

I have tried the whole meaningless sex thing. I dont enjoy it

So fucking get over it k thx

4/17/2012 10:57:09 PM

It's not necessarily meaningless. You can have 'selfish sex' with someone you love.

oh and received:

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"i like how using someone as a sexual outlet equates to meaningless sex. i pity the fool."

[Edited on April 17, 2012 at 10:59 PM. Reason : .]

4/17/2012 10:58:56 PM

ITT we all make fun of ddk for being a prude

4/17/2012 11:03:31 PM

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"I, too, pity the fool who thinks that "selfish sex" is "meaningless". Sometimes, my wife likes some tender lovin'. Sometimes she likes a good fuckin'. I'm happy to oblige either way, and she is happy to reciprocate. "

lol ok, now someone is just trying to be funny.

Quote :

"ddk is a horrible person and she smells like cottage cheese "

[Edited on April 17, 2012 at 11:06 PM. Reason : .]

4/17/2012 11:03:59 PM

I was just saying what i did or did not find appealing jesus christ

But whatever. Enjoy fucking all those cumrags confessor

4/17/2012 11:08:19 PM

one of those was mine

guess which one!

4/17/2012 11:10:20 PM

Fuck you saps i smell nice

4/17/2012 11:11:09 PM

who said cottage cheese doesnt smell nice?

4/17/2012 11:11:51 PM

everyone

4/17/2012 11:15:51 PM

I think cottage cheese smells fantastic, so much so that I frequently get the urge to taste it, then I do and I gag.

4/17/2012 11:16:00 PM

ya, so there

4/17/2012 11:17:57 PM

i think elise is implying that ddk tastes bad.

4/17/2012 11:19:47 PM

Gang up on ddk day


Pfffft

4/17/2012 11:21:12 PM

I have not tasted ddk

4/17/2012 11:21:23 PM

lol. do you want to? maybe you two should hook up.

4/17/2012 11:22:19 PM