I always watch Monday Night Football. Every single game, every single week. But this weeks game is so fecal that I'm going to make an exception. I'm going to a nice dinner, going to see New Year's Eve, and then getting ice cream. And if she yells at me sneaking a peak at the score, Imma fucking murder that bitch.

12/12/2011 4:01:41 PM

12/12/2011 4:02:07 PM

Pork stew
Banana nut bread
Chocolate chip cookies

Busy day in the kitchen

12/12/2011 4:15:31 PM

am i the only person that realizes busta rhymes lyrics fucking suck?

that dude just raps fast

ive never seen anything like this, the guy raps and you can barely understand him and these dudes are like "o he ripped that shit son"

[Edited on December 12, 2011 at 4:28 PM. Reason : g]

12/12/2011 4:27:47 PM

cleaning the bathroom sucks.

12/12/2011 4:30:03 PM

depends on who uses it

12/12/2011 4:30:34 PM

Yeah but its not like Wayne or Jay's are any better

FLOSS A LITTLE INVEST UP IN THE MUTUAL FUNDS

12/12/2011 4:30:46 PM

lol New Year's Eve

whatever it takes to get your dick wet I guess



Also I think I over did it by working out last night and early this morning....my chest muscles hurt, especially when I laugh for cough

12/12/2011 4:31:25 PM

what a huge waste of a workday....

time for an energy drink.

someone come give me a hug plz

12/12/2011 5:11:29 PM

>----------<

12/12/2011 5:12:24 PM

I was in the N&O again

12/12/2011 5:16:43 PM

I'm beginning to think that bmel has a hug script.

12/12/2011 5:17:31 PM

^^DAT ASS

12/12/2011 5:21:46 PM

that dude you are with is gigantic

12/12/2011 6:55:44 PM

I think he's 6'8".

[Edited on December 12, 2011 at 6:59 PM. Reason : srsly my ass is practically knee-level for him]

12/12/2011 6:58:29 PM

Dear god this guy is pissing me the fuck off. Shut the fuck up. Let me speak. You calked me for a reason, and that reason is because you obviously don't know what the hell you're doing. So, since I am the expert you should probably let me speak!!!! Dammit!!!

[Edited on December 12, 2011 at 7:02 PM. Reason : haha pudding]

12/12/2011 6:59:56 PM

fuck

fuck

FUUUCCCK!!

12/12/2011 7:21:19 PM

My brother is really pulling a self-pity card right now?

12/12/2011 7:29:42 PM

Quote :

"NO JURY DUTY"

WOOOOOHOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

12/12/2011 8:07:11 PM

Quote :

"going to see New Year's Eve"

Pussy.

[Edited on December 12, 2011 at 8:48 PM. Reason : watching love actually on blu-ray would've been acceptable, of course, though]

12/12/2011 8:47:26 PM

is anybody else watching bag of bones?

12/12/2011 9:02:43 PM

^ yea, I love the book... not a fan of pierce brosnan though

12/12/2011 9:12:19 PM

havent read the book, books spoil the movie

but last night was great and tonight started off good

12/12/2011 9:14:33 PM

yea, they stray from the books. It is better for me to just imagine that the book and miniseries are 2 different entities. I like it, I just got all "that is not how the book goes" .... but who really cares? King is way to wordy, and gets really weird at times, that you would have to change it some in order to keep an audience.

12/12/2011 9:17:30 PM

A friend of a friend on Facebook is named Philip Eightpercent Bodyfat. I can't tell if it's a real person who's incredibly self-centered, or a troll, or what.

12/12/2011 9:21:27 PM

exactly, the miniseries standing alone without the book has been great so far

12/12/2011 9:23:19 PM

and how do you hate pierce brosnan, he hasnt done anything that hateable

12/12/2011 9:26:46 PM

it is hard to explain, I just don't like him as an actor. If he just stands there and looks pretty, then I am ok with that.

12/12/2011 9:27:51 PM

I can kinda see that, his american accent is horrible, but he's been good in this so far

12/12/2011 9:37:43 PM

This facebook profile is fun to read...stupid friggin drama.

https://www.facebook.com/cindy.gaston3?sk=wall

I hope y'all can see the wall.

12/12/2011 9:52:54 PM

that chick is on single, pregnant, and on probation. and having redneck arguments over facebook about how it's perfectly fine to smoke while pregnant.

[Edited on December 12, 2011 at 10:05 PM. Reason : ]

12/12/2011 10:04:59 PM

I just sent her a friend request so I can post on her wall how horrible of a person she is

12/12/2011 10:17:26 PM

sounds like my friend's girlfriend

12/12/2011 10:22:33 PM

It's a total saga.

12/12/2011 10:27:17 PM

Tell me about it. This campaign has been going on for, hell, almost a year now?

God damn.

----

There. Hopefully that works for the boss.

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WHY DO THESE DOGS KEEP HUMPING EACH OTHER. YOU'RE BOTH FEMALE.

New dog must've picked up a few tricks from her old lesbian foster parents.

[Edited on December 12, 2011 at 11:21 PM. Reason : lkj]

12/12/2011 11:19:48 PM

Well he's not a total ass, he's actually kinda cool....

That doesn't help things at all

12/13/2011 1:40:10 AM

sucks going to bed so early and then waking up now, back to sleep for a few hours or stay awake?

12/13/2011 4:52:19 AM

must get out of bed

12/13/2011 6:35:21 AM

B seems to be doing better. Glad it's not lasting too long!

12/13/2011 6:42:55 AM

Stupid fucking dog

12/13/2011 7:11:05 AM

I have a feeling today is going to be just as wasted as yesterday.

12/13/2011 7:12:30 AM

Quote :

"WHY DO THESE DOGS KEEP HUMPING EACH OTHER. YOU'RE BOTH FEMALE. New dog must've picked up a few tricks from her old lesbian foster parents."

maybe they're just lesbian themselves

and speaking of lesbians...

12/13/2011 7:39:22 AM

Morning

12/13/2011 8:00:03 AM

blah

12/13/2011 8:15:36 AM

Dogs don't hump just for getting their rocks off...it's also showing dominance. They're working out their new pack dynamic.

12/13/2011 8:36:21 AM

^ yeah, it's just weird because they take turns.

12/13/2011 9:13:31 AM

lol...that's kinda funny


I'm excited to create a baby jail...haha terrible.

12/13/2011 9:21:22 AM

ugh I think I have strep and/or bronchitis or something

Good thing I have my surgery consult tomorrow...he can just swab my throat and prescribe me some yumminess

12/13/2011 9:26:02 AM

12/13/2011 9:26:31 AM

Man I got peach marmalade on my new tie, are you KIDDING me

12/13/2011 9:27:49 AM